Hello Customer:

I am the amazing speech thing. I am very happy to make your
acquaintance and would be especially pleased if I were able
to help you in any way.  

First of all I would like to explain what I do. I have the 
ability to speak normal text. For instance if you were to 
write a letter to your uncle jake who is blind, I could 
read the letter to him.  Impressive isn't it.

Thank You for your support.

Later Dudes