
  When Bill Clinton was a bit younger, he aspired to own the biggest,
  reddest truck in Arkansas.  For years he put his money under his
  mattress to buy this truck.  After 10 years of saving his pennies, he
  finally had enough money to purchase his dream machine.  His new
  truck was beautiful-- everyone that saw it was taken back by how BIG
  and RED his truck was.  He drove on every street of his hometown,
  just to show it off.

  A few days later, Bill was driving his truck far up into the hills,
  and decided to stop at the edge of a cliff and take in the view.
  Another man, one of the town bullies, showed up in HIS truck...
  It USED to be the biggest, reddest truck in Arkansas, but was now
  just #2.  He started yelling at Bill about how he should have the
  biggest, reddest truck in Arkansas.  Bill was very frightened, so he
  didn't say anything.  Annoyed by this behaviour, the man drew a
  circle in the dirt and told Bill to stand in the circle.  "If you
  step out of the circle, I'll kill you," he yelled.

  The man started walking around Bill's truck, kicking dents into it
  with his steel-toed boots.  He looked over at Bill, and Bill was
  smiling!

  This angered the man.  He picked up a couple of large rocks and
  knocked out the windows of the truck.  Then using his pocket knife,
  he made long scratches in the red paint.  He looked again at Bill,
  standing in the circle, and Bill was laughing.

  OUT OF CONTROL with anger that Bill could be amused by his act of
  bullying, he took the truck out of gear and rolled it over the cliff
  edge.  The truck tumbled to the bottom and burst into flames.  He
  looked at Bill, and Bill was laughing so hard he could barely stay in
  the circle.

  The man marched over to Bill, grabbed him by the neck, yelling, "I
  just destroyed your truck, and you're standing here laughing!  WHAT
  is so funny??!?"

  Bill answered, "While you weren't looking, I stepped out of the
  circle THREE TIMES!"



  (HAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahaha.  Thank you.)
                                               

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