
Title               : Stuff
Filename            : stuff.zip
Author              : Sam Harris.
E-mail              : samth@ihug.co.nz
Web Page            : http://members.xoom.com/Ug_Bum -visit my page, it rules

Misc. Author Info     :The name of this con sucks, i couldnt be bothered
                       coming up with a more interseting name.

Other Levels          : No levels yet, but many Con files, dn3diced, Bum 
                        blaster 2000, custom gore, and a couple of others.

Description           : this con does STUFF to duke3d with some pretty good
                        misc. effects :

                        1. Explosions look larger and cooler
                        2. you can chow down on pig cop corpses, just go up
                           to one, duck, and press space to gain health
                        3. when on steriods, and you run around, you will
                           burn up the road, roadrunner style (visual only)
                        4. when your health is low, you will piss out blood
                           everywhere, good for dukematch cos you can follow
                           the bloodpools and tell if someone's weak
                        5. Theres TONNES more gore
                        6. shotgun ammo regenerates
                        7. if you duck and hold space while on steroids, you
                           will slowly heal, but if you get shot while
                           healing, you will die instanly
                        8. if you try and drink, you will explode
                        9. more gore
                        10. when you kill a lizard trooper, they will turn
                            inside out, blood & guts flying everywhere.
                        11. if you get hit with the lizard trooper lazer, you
                            will burst into flames ( press F7 to see )
                        12. more blood and gore
                        13. lizard troopers, if exposed to sunlight, will
                            transform into Godzilla troopers
                        14. Godzilla troopers are big and green, and
                            impossible to kill with anything other than RPGs
                            or pipebombs ( or a kick, but see below )
                        15. if you kill a Godzilla trooper, it will explode
                            ( with lots of gore ) and sometimes split in two
                            and / or drop an RPG and some health
                        16. vast amounts of blood and guts
                        17. when shrunk, enemies can crush you underfoot
                        18. if you shoot an octobrain, it will shrink
                        19. more blood
                        20. freezer turns enemies into turds
                        21. When you eat all the good parts of a pig cop
                            corpse, the leftovers will splatter. Damn it!
                        22. if you see some shit, squash it quick or it will
                            explode (same goes for enemies turned into crap)
                        23. blood and gore enhanced serverly
                        24. strippers explode when you tip them, hurting
                            whoever is close. 
                        25. lizard troopers taking a dump will explode if you
                            look at them
                        26. if you shoot a rubber can, it will explode, well,
                            not realy explode, but give off an explosion
                        27. when the lizard-enforcer-type-person shoots, its
                            brain starts bleeding.
                        28. lizard-type-chaingun-guy will explode when killed
                        29. Shotgun ammo explodes and kills you if you touch
                            it ( You dont need it anyway )
                        30. Pigcops carry 2 guns, one is the normal shotgun,
                            the other is a realy, realy fast and realy loud
                            machine gun that drills you to death in seconds.
                            kill them before they change to this weapon.
                        31. gratuitus blood and jibs
                        32. if you kick a Godzilla trooper, it will explode,
                            killing you as well
                        33. if you shoot a rubbermaid canister with an rpg or
                            pipebombs, it will have a massive explosion,
                            killing just about everything in the room,
                            (including yourself )
                        34. sentetary drones dont hurt you if you touch them,
                            they either give you lots of guns and health, or
                            be annoying and spew bits of metal in your face
                        35. Godzilla troopers shoot deadly missiles, as well
                            as their fire lazer
                        36. lots more blood and guts
                        37. Lizard troopers shoot considerably faster
                        38. if you kick a wall, it no longer gives off smoke
                        39. if you press space on the statues in E3L1, you
                            guessed it, they explode.
                        40. when you break an exploding barrel, another one
                            pops out.
                        41. tiny little blurry explosions appear when you shoot
                        42. steam heals you
                        43. if you break open a burning barrel, a lizard
                            trooper will pop out
                        44. if you bust open a slime barrel, it will explode.
                        45. when you break open an egg, it will crack apart,
                        46. if you get shot while your health is low, the
                            screen jerks around a bit
                        47. cameras are destrucable
                        48. freezer bounces more and is re-labled "turd gun"
                        49. did i mention more gore?

                        I may have missed out some effects I put in. I wanted
                        to have more effects, but, erm, i couldnt realy...

Additional Credits To : Greg Hoggarth, 3D Realms
                        
                          
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* Play Information *

Episode and Level #    : Buh?
Single Player          : Yes
DukeMatch 2-8 Player   : Yes, but both players must have identical con files.
Cooperative 2-8 Player : Yes, but both players must have identical con files. 
Difficulty Settings    : Not Applicable
Plutonium Pak Required : No, but I'll probably also make a version of this
                         for the atomic edition, as well
New Art                : No
New Music              : No
New Sound Effects      : NO 
New .CON Files         : yeah
Demos Replaced         : nO

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* Construction *

Base                   : I modified the oringinal Cons because its realy hard
                         doing them from scratch.
Editor(s) Used         : EDIT (for MS-DOS)
Construction Time      : a long long long time, like, 3 weeks or something

Known Bugs/Problems    : None, e-mail me if you find some


* Where to get this MAP file *

File location           : Erm, you kinda already have it..
                          My site: http://members.xoom.com/Ug_Bum/
                          ftp://ftp.cdrom.com/pub/3drealms/duke3d/other/cons

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*Important Information*

Installation           : Unzip into your Duke3d directory, blah blah blah...

Important Notes        : Dont run with scissors, you'll put your eyes out

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