                         JOKEMASTER'S OBSERVATION

 Bill Gates has been declared the richest person in America... or the
 world... the universe, or something.  And he owes it all to most of us.
 Being the JOKEMASTER, I observed...

 Bill Gates is so rich...

  Donald Trump calls him when he needs a loan.

  he once gave a bum some spare change. Ross Perot appreciated that.

  when he opens a checking account, do you think he just gets a toaster?

  he can afford to have someone go to bathroom for him.

  the Pope comes to him for advice.
                                          
  he could pay off the national debt and still be the richest person.

  he could buy AT&T and GM, but he doesn't prefer nonprofit companies.

  even he couldn't afford to keep Garfield in lasagne.

  his Rolls has Power Windows.

  at stop lights, people pull up and ask for Grey Poupon.

  when he dies, he WILL take it with him.

  the Pearly Gates were named after him.

  he owns a modest winter home - Hawaii

  his health care policy includes owning the hospital.

  he wanted a Far East distribution site; he bought Japan.

  the sun never sets on the Gates' Empire.

  he can afford NOT to make the best software.
                                       
  if he ask me to marry him, I would give it serious consideration.

  the IRS sends him a personal thank you card.

  his checks are preprinted with six 0's.

  if he gave me $1 million a day, I would be VERY happy!


Another JOKEMASTER original
A proud contributor to the Gates fortune <cough>
Made possible by MS DOS & Windows

