
         Another List                   from Jim Kelly and Derek Buchler


  The Geek!

  The Macmillan Information SuperLibrary

                            JANUARY TOP TEN LIST

                  Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek


  10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP
      address.

   9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead  your
      line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

   8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.

   7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

   6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out
      how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

   5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt
      contest.

   4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your
      children as "client applications".

   3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

   2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so
      colon-right parentheses!"


      ...And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

   1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!".


   Thanks Guys!
