My advisors have warned me about the existence of a most misterious and        
unholy book in the South lands.  It is rumored that it contains terrible       
spells, and if it were to fall in the wrong hands my kingdom would be at the   
mercy of its holder.  I ask you to retrieve it at any cost!  You will have     
go thru the misterious Land Of Confusion in order to get it.  No human has     
ever gone South and came back to tell us how to sort the Land Of Confusion     
but the man in the valleys of the East says to look up North the first time    
around,  I don't know if that helps, so take it for all is worth.              
I'll put 10000 in your bank account so you can travel in style and as usual,   
I'll give you more when and if you come back.  DO NOT FAIL ME.  GO NOW.        