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                        THE  JOKER'S  LAIR                                  
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 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS THAT WANTED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND?  AS THEY   
 WERE DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY THEY SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "DISNEYLAND LEFT"    
 SO THEY RETURNED HOME.                                                     
                                                                            
 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DITZ THAT WAS IN THE DEPT. STORE WHEN THERE WAS A   
 POWER OUTAGE?  SHE WAS STUCK ON THE ESCALATOR FOR 2 HRS.!                  
                                                                            
 WHAT DO YOU CALL 9 DITZS STANDING IN A CIRCLE?  A DOPE RING.               
                                                                            
 WHY CAN'T A DITZ WORK IN AN AUTO PARTS DEPARTMENT?  SHE WON'T SELL BRAKE   
 SHOES WITHOUT LACES.                                                       
                                                                            
 TWO DITZS WERE WALKING BY A FIELD AND THEY SAW ANOTHER DITZ IN THE MIDDLE  
 OF THE FIELD IN A ROW BOAT, TRYING TO ROW... THE ONE DITZ SAID TO THE OTHER
 "IT'S DITZS LIKE THAT WHO GIVE US A BAD NAME". THE THE OTHER DITZ REPLIED  
 "YA I KNOW, AND IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM I'D GO GET HER!"                     
                                                                            
 DOCTORS RECENTLY HAVE DISCOVERED THE CAUSE FOR MOST POCKMARKS ON THE FACES 
 OF DITZS, IT IS NOT AS BELIEVED TO BE FROM ACNE, BUT RATHER THE PERIOD OF  
 TIME DURING WHICH THEY ATTEMPTED TO USE A FORK.                            

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                        THE  JOKER'S  LAIR                                  
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 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 2 DITZS WHO DIED AT THE LAKE IN A TRUCK THE OTHER   
 DAY?  THEY WERE RIDING IN BACK AND COULD NOT GET THE TAILGATE DOWN!        
                                                                            
 WHY DON'T DITZS NURSE THEIR OWN BABIES?  BECAUSE IT'S SO PAINFUL TO BOIL   
 THEIR NIPPLES!                                                             
                                                                            
 WHY DO SOME GIRLS LIKE TO DATE FAT POLITICIANS?  THEY ENJOY BEING UNDER    
 THE INFLUENCE.                                                             
                                                                            
 THE PRESIDENT DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE NEEDS TO GET LAID.  SO HE GOES       
 DOWN TO A CATHOUSE WHERE HE SEES A BLONDE, A BRUNETTE, AND A REDHEAD.      
 HE ASKS THE BLONDE "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., HOW MUCH WILL IT        
 COST ME TO SLEEP WITH YOU?" SHE ANSWERS $300.  POSING THE SAME             
 QUESTION TO THE REDHEAD, HE IS TOLD $500.  FINALLY HE ASKS THE             
 BURNETTE, AND SHE SAYS....  "MR. PRESIDENT, IF YOU CAN RAISE MY SKIRT      
 AS HIGH AS MY TAXES, LOWER MY PANTIES AS LOW AS MY WAGES, GET IT AS        
 HARD AS THE TIMES, KEEP IT HARD FOR AS LONG AS I WAIT IN LINE AT THE       
 STORE, MAKE ME AS HOT AS MY APARTMENT IN THE SUMMER, AND SCREW ME AS       
 GOOD AS YOU HAVE THE PEOPLE OF AMERICA, THEN MR. PRESIDENT, IT AIN'T       
 GONNA COST YOU A DIME!"                                                    

