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 HeadLine BITS!                                                             
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 It has taken a long time to collect a bunch of these headlines for you -   
 but the column is back...                                                  
 * Couple Claims Crash Caused Conception                                    
 * Man Found Innocent Of Biting Police Dog                                  
 * Ventriloquist Leaves Town Heads Of 2 Dummies Missing                     
 * Driver Says Girlfriend In Lap Was To Cover His Nudity                    
 * Lawyer Billed State For Days Of Over 24 Hours                            
 * IRS Tells Virginia Man To Cough Up $68 Billion                           
 * Convicted Deja Vu Thief Faces New Robbery Charge                         
 * Major Crimes Down, But Some Reports Missing                              
 * Three Cars Stolen, Four Are Recovered                                    
 * Brothel Wins Case Against Ballet School                                  
 * Police Tipped To Vending Theft Ring By Suspect Using Quarters For Bail   
 * 911 Call For Help After Man Got Locked In A Bank After Breaking In       
 * Escapee's Phone Call To FBI Likely Led To Capture                        
 * Robbery Suspect Mugged                                                   
 * Two Chase After Stolen Truck, Sit On Suspect Awaiting Police             
 * Robber Nabbed After Slow Driving                                         
 * Crime Watch Tree Stolen                                                  
 * Child's Snowman Is Stolen                                                

