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                              Quotes 'N' Notes                              
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 "Politics is a valid concept, but what we do is not really politics...     
 it's a popularity contest.  It has nothing to do with politics.  What      
 it is, is mass merchandising."                                             
                                               FRANK ZAPPA                  
                                                                            
 "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared     
 legally dead."                                                             
                                               ERMA BOMBECK                 
                                                                            
 "What's 'RIGHT' is what's left if you do everything else wrong."           
                                               ROBIN WILLIAMS               
                                                                            
 "I asked the clothing store clerk if she had anything to make me look      
 thinner, and she said 'How about a week in Bangladesh?'"                   
                                               ROSEANNE                     
                                                                            
 "They should put expiration dates on clothes so we would know when they    
 go out of style."                                                          
                                               GARY SHANDLING               
                                                                            

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                              Quotes 'N' Notes                              
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 "Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age.  Nothing does - except    
 wrinkles.  It's true, some wines improve with age, but only if the         
 grapes were good in the first place."                                      
                                               ABIGAIL VAN BUREN            
                                                                            
 "Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least       
 when they're between the ages of 18 months and 90 years."                  
                                               JAMES THURBER                
                                                                            
 "Somebody has to be the grown-ups, and now it's our turn."                 
                                               DAVE BARRY                   
                                                                            
 "I looked up the word 'politics' in the dictionary and it's actually a     
 combination of two words; 'poli' which means many, and 'tics' which        
 means bloodsuckers..."                                                     
                                               JAY LENO                     
                                                                            
 "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even      
 to prayer."                                                                
                                               MARK TWAIN                   

