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 On The Books                                                               
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 * In one city in North Carolina there is actually a law on the books stat- 
   ing that it is "illegal for a cat to fight a dog or vice versa."         
 * Barbers in Omaha, Nebraska had best be careful, it is against the law    
   for them to shave the chests of customers -- now stop that!              
 * California has a law still on its books that states: "it is forbidden    
   to hunt whales from your automobile."                                    
 * Las Vegas, Nevada - if you are bound that direction and ever find your-  
   self having to pawn something - don't try pawning your dentures, it is   
   illegal.                                                                 
 * If you live in Natoma, Kansas, and you are male, we recommend you wear a 
   striped suit all the time - why, because in that city it is illegal to   
   throw knives at men wearing a striped suit.                              
 * Take those boots off cowboy before hitting the bunk - in Tulsa, Oklahoma 
   the law says you must remove your boots before going to sleep.           
 * The state of Vermont actually has a law on the books forbidding you from 
   whistling while under water.                                             
 * California law forbids anyone from dusting with their own dirty under-   
   wear.  I guess someone else's would be legal right - yuck!               
 * If you are in St. Louis, Missouri, you best be careful where you sit to  
   drink beer out of a bucket - on the curb it is illegal.                  

