~2Legend has it that those who quench their thirst on this waters walk away
feeling better than ever.  Many have had some attributes raised by one, but
many who drink of this fountain have gotten sick and lost their attributes.
You can't help but wonder if all those stories are true... You are thirsty.
You have a ~950-50~2 chance of getting sick... Go for it? [~fN~2/y]