Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
My reality check just bounced.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
This tagline is umop apisdn
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Always willing to learn!
RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forogt..
NO!  I do NOT use taglines.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
Don't eat yellow snow!
Resistence is useless!!(if less than 1 ohm).
It was a hard drive... I had to reboot my car with cold boot.
That'll be $67.50  CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
Once I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken
Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault.
Drop your carrier...we have you surrounded!
Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
Yep! you bet... What was that you said?
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light!
A 100% right of return both ways.
Objection, your Honour! My client is an idiot!
Save the whales!  Trade them for valuable prizes! 
If music be the food of love, play on * 12th Nite
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Never hit a man with glasses.  Use your fist!
There is something to be said about me: "Wow!!"
How do you pronounce my name?   With reverence.
Support the helpless victims of computers.
WWhhaatt   ddooeess   dduupplleexx    mmeeaann??
Spelling problems? use "error-correcting" modems!
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax
You never know what you know!
I is knot dain bramaged!!!
Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8>
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
this tagline is boring
Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF
Jesus Saves!  But Gretzky scores on the rebound...
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minute
Go Indians!  And take the Browns with you.
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself
Help! I have tagophobia!
And, the driver compresses EVERYTHING, not just EXE & COM
GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!
If you can't be good, be careful
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
Don't ask me - I'm making this up as I go!
This tag line is mirrored | derorrim si enil gat sihT
Line Noise! Ha, I don't get liȚ NO CARRIER
Save your money for a rainy day, or a new computer!
You don't fool me!! You're not really an idiot!!
What makes Teflon stick to the pan?
Mafia means "beauty,excellence,bravery"in Italia
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
hs al h$  r$ n t - dnt $tl !!!!
Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!
Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
What does this red button do?
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
 Smiley faces were meant to be annoying ۲
I've got 256K of RAM. Why can't I run Windows?
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
There is no dark side of the moon.  Really. 
Junk - stuff we throw away.  Stuff - junk we keep.
Experience=a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Foldgers Crystals!
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it shiva
Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Let's Go Mets!
"Who is #1?"  "You are, #6."
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
Dime:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Go Browns!  And take the Indians with you.
Windows:  From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Your Zip file is open.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Don't let school interfere with your education.
On a clear disk you can seek forever
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
h   mM  gs
Coming Soon!!  Mouse Support for Edlin!!
SYNTAX?  Why not--they tax everything else!
Will the real Neil Parks please log on?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Paul Harvey fans always have a good day
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
Rush Limbaugh for president!
To err is human.  To really screw up it takes a computer!
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of the law
Prosecutors will be violated
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Resistance Is Useless!   (If < 1 ohm)
Go Indians!  And take the Browns with you.
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Floggings will continue until morale improves!
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Pascal:  What's it Wirth?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Where there's a will, there's a probate
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Is there a BBS-aholics Anonymous?
This is abuse.  Arguments are down the hall.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
What's GNU with you?
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Two wrongs don't make a right.  Try three.
Junk--stuff we throw away.  Stuff--junk we keep.
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
This is your sysop. Ǵ$ s  s  dg$.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
Pan the Avenger is back!
You are the Senate.  You have the power to filibuster.
Never assume.  It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
