Welcome to starbase #
                                            It's about time you showed up!
                                   Where were you when we needed you?
                               You have been issued
                                             photon torps and
                                                 quarks of energy.
                                                The base has left
                                                All damaged devices have been repaired, Captain.
                 Try to be a little more careful next time!
                       Starbase #
                                                       in sector
                                                        is under attack!
                                                 Uhura: Message from starfleet command at starbase #
              HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                           Good hunting.
                                                    Good luck you guys..... Get one for us!
                          SCOTTIE: Sorry Captain. I canna give ya that much.
               SPOCK: We have a 2000 quark screen limit, Captain.
                have been damaged and cannot be used.
                            are not in very good shape.
                                      should be given a decent burial, sir.
                            are badly in need of some attention.
                             are a pile of junk, Captain
                                     I don't believe it, but everything looks okay, Captain!
           presently at coordinates:
                                       SPOCK: I sense Romulans very close, Captain.
                     SPOCK: There is at least one cloaked Romulan in this area!
       SPOCK: There are no cloaked Romulans here, Captain.
              SCOTTIE: We've not enough energy for that, sir!
                  Enginering: We've not enough gas, Captain.
                       What do you expect us to use for energy, flashlight batteries?
   SPOCK: That is not logical given our current energy levels.
      SPOCK: Border of Federation territory. we can go no further.
     BALLISTICS CONTROL: An unsuccessful lock on target....
           SPOCK: Romulan uncloaking at
                                     KLINGON 
                                                         ROMULAN 
                                                         THOLIAN 
                                                         ENEMY BASE 
                                                       has successfully deflected phaser beams.
                         has effected evasive maneuvers.
                                 unit hit on 
                                                      DESTROYED!!!
                                                    SULU: No enemy in this area, Captain!
                            What were you firing at, dummy???
                                You are in orbit around a peaceful Federation planet.
            Preliminary scans show some kind of life forms on the
            planet's surface.  Beautiful clouds shrowd most of the
           land areas. The crew clamors for shore leave........
              has been DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!
                                     SULU: Why are you shooting at the base?  We don't need this!!!
   BONES: With friends like you, who needs enemies?
                 SPOCK: That was not only illogical, but rather stupid, Captain!
  CREW IN GENERAL: Way to go turkey. Now you've really done it!
     our own STARBASE
                                                 has been DESTROYED!
                                              cannot take it anymore, Captain. It's doomed.
                    is no longer in operating condition----
                          has bit the dust, Captain!
                                      Your ship needs a new coat of paint.
                             Try not to get into any fights for once.
                         Go back into the ship and get your money.
                        Wine, women, and song are in rec rooms 3, 4, and 5 respectively
  The movie for this week is M*A*S*H.
                              The base has been infested with tribbles. Walk carefully!
        The zero-grav toilet in hall 34 is causing considerable trouble.
 Harry Muud is selling sleazy androids in room 27.
                Leave all your blasted alien pets on the ship.
                   That was great docking procedure.... We'll send you the bill...
  Just for you all prices went up 30%.
                             Why don't you go away and leave us alone!!!
                      The Commadore would like to see you about your last visit!!
      There is a new gambling casino on deck 3.
                        Captain, remember that last night on vega 7......
                Any trouble and our new horta m.p.'s will have you for lunch.
    Leave all your hand phasers with the sheriff.
                    Hey Scottie, how's the ol' garbage scow?
                         Next time, don't try to back in, you turkeys.
                    To reduce base costs you now have to wash your own view ports.
   Uhura is welcome any time. The rest of you can leave....
         To whoever took the porta-bar last time, we want it back.
        All personel will be searched for valuables before leaving.
      Come unto us, all ye that travel and carry heavy burdens.....
    We suggest you eat on the ship. Sparky has mess duty this week.
  This was only a test
               No running of warp engines while in port!!!!!!
                   For some reason decks 4, 5, and 6 are in hyperspace.....
         !@#$%^&*(_)+^\]?*&^%$#@!%^^&) (message board broken)
             Swimming pool in rec gym is currently -273 degrees.
              If you're bringing a grain shipment, we don't want any!
          SCOTTIE: We can't fire more than two at a time.
                  You'll have to get some extra from your toy submarine, sir.
      You find 'em and we'll fire 'em...
                               SULU: We don't have any left, Captain!
                           We'll have to throw rocks at 'em, Captain.
                       SULU: We only have one left.
                                     SPOCK: We can only fire on two ships at one time.
                Target coordinates are outside Federation territory.
             Target coordinates are out of range.
                             (There is a rusty, derelict starship in the docks nearby.)
       Torpedo explodes in empty space.
                                 Tracking incoming anti-matter probe...
                            don't need any repair, Captain.
                                 Ship encounters black hole and is thrown into hyperspace.
        SPOCK: I don't think that was a natural phenomenon, Captain.
            We should investigate that area for the enemy base.
       Damage to the 
                                                   has caused torpedo to explode prematurely.
                       SULU: I think you'd better run some scans, Captain!!!
            BONES: I think we'd better leave......
                           SPOCK: The logical move at this point is a quick departure.
      CHEKOV: I'd like to live to see mother Russia one more time.
     SCOTTIE: We can take 'em, Captain!!!
                             CREW IN GENERAL: Run away!!...... Run away!!.......
              STAR FLEET COMMAND: ABANDON SHIP!!.... ABANDON SHIP!!!
                  I picked up some strange readings at 
                     All Federation bases have been destroyed... GOOD LUCK!
           There is a Federation PLANET around here, somewhere.
             SPACE STORM... Ship thrown off course!!
                          You have destroyed life on a Federation planet and must pay...
   You've been locked up in solitary with a used car salesman!!!
    The shuttle craft doesn't have any 
                              The shuttle craft utilizes a stolen Romulan cloaking device.
     (HAR!! HAR!! HAR!!....... It's the  *DECREPID*... He! He!)
       Welcome to starb... Hey!!!! Where's the ENTERPRISE!!??
           You better get back to your ship!! They need you....
             WHAT!!??  It's destroyed!!??.... and you expect us to 
           give you another one!? They don't grow on trees!!!!!!
            You might try Starbase 1, if it is still operational...
          Hmmmmmm....your officers just arrived in another shuttle...
      Well, we'll give you the old starship, *DECREPID*.......
         It isn't in very good shape, so GOOD LUCK.....
                   Where are you going, Captain?  Don't leave us!!!!!!!
             We can't give you any energy.  Your shuttle is invisible.
        SHUTTLE CRAFT bay doors opening...
  Bay doors closed.... Welcome back, Captain!!!!!!
                 ENTERPRISE
                                                       *DECREPID*
                                                       SHUTTLE CRAFT
                                                    So, you've destroyed the *DECREPID*, too.....*sigh*..
            We can't give you anymore starships and...........
               *GAD*... parts are hard to find for this ol' clunker!!!
          We'll send you reports of what's happening with us.....
          Welcome to the planet EARTH! There is nothing major we can give
  you to help in your struggle against the enemy, but the EARTH
    may be more important in the FUTURE. at the moment, starships
    can fix here in orbit without using stardates... GOOD LUCK!!!!!
  You are now in the midst of a howling dust storm on a dilithium
  crystal mining planet.  The crystals are a great source of power
 which can add some 10,000 units of power to starships.  A trade
  for the crystals can only occur once. Do you wish to trade???
    You are near a huge industrial complex of the Scallon race.....
  The technicians here specailize in manufacturing small devices
   that can track ships through hyperspace. Perhaps they could be
   used to help find the ENEMY BASE. Do you wish to trade???
        You have blundered onto the surface of a completely alien world
  with extremely corrosive elements in its atmosphere and soil....
 You watch in dispair as all Federation material begins to melt,
  and burn away in a loud hissing noise and cloud of smoke........
 You have come to an incredibly beautiful planet with blue skies
  and rich vegetation.  A very large and strangely dressed rabbit
  runs through a hedge saying he is late, followed by a little
     blond haired girl in a dress.  Do you want to stay awhile???
     You have obtained much needed rest and relaxation on the planet
  however, in the meantime a starbase has been DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!
  You have traded 135 Tribbles for a number of tracking devices.
   You have traded some of your prettier crew members for crystals.
 You have already traded once for crystals and cannot get more.
   For some reason you have beamed into the dark vacuum of space.
   You have materialized inside a broom closet on the starbase.
     COMMADORE: Why don't you walk over next time, ya lazy bum!!!
     You have materailized in the swimming pool in the rec gym...
     You have beamed aboard the enemy ship, are discovered, and
       are just barely transported back in time.......
                  You have beamed aboard the enemy ship, planted a tracking 
       device and have returned without being discovered...........
     You have materialized inside the ENEMY BASE and attempt to
       destroy it, but are captured and killed in the process!!!!!
      You need the SHUTTLE CRAFT to bring anything back from here.
     You have been transported back to the ship..........
             There is a very violent MATTER/ANTI-MATTER explosion in space.
   You have entered an area where a Romulan ship was previously
     destroyed. The matter/anti-matter explosion, which resulted,
     has created a disturbance in the fabric of space. The ship is
    tossed and wrenched about by incredible forces. The crew begins
  to drop to the deck and as you lose consciousness, you notice
    that the stars in the viewing screen have disappeared........
    The stars reappear as the ship travels through space and
         time, entering an alternate, but parallel universe!!!!.....
      You dock and enter to find a deserted starbase, with no
          lights and no power. There is dust and debris everywhere.
        There is nothing on this planet..........
                                                                                          