M*A*S*H PILOT EPISODE
1
YOUNG DOCTORS IN A MASH ALTERNATE SAVING LIVES WITH HIGH JINKS
HENRY COME HOME
1
WHEN HENRY IS TRANSFERRED TO TOKYO, HAWKEYE TRYS TO GET HIM BACK
TO MARKET, TO MARKET
1
BLACK MARKETEERS HIJACK THE HYDROCORTISONE
GERM WARFARE
1
HAWKEYE BORROWS A PINT OF FRANKS BLOOD, AND THEN SUSPECTS HIM OF HEPATITIS
THE MOOSE
1
A SERGEANT TURNS UP WITH A KOREAN GIRL HE HAS BOUGHT
I HATE A MYSTERY
1
IN AN EPIDEMIC OF STEALING, HAWKEYE BECOMES CHIEF SUSPECT
CHIEF SURGEON WHO?
1
HAWKEYE IS APPOINTED CHIEF SURGEON
REQUIEM FOR A LIGHTWEIGHT
1
TRAPPER ENTERS INTER CAMP BOXING TO SAVE A NURSE FROM TRANSFER
COWBOY
1
HENRY REFUSES TO LET A WOUNDED HELICOPTER PILOT GO HOME
YANKEE DOODLE DOCTOR
1
THE DOCTORS MAKE THEIR OWN FILM ABOUT MASH
BANANAS, CRACKERS, AND NUTS
1
HAWKEYE IS DENIED R&R SO HE INVENTS A WILD CASE HISTORY FOR A PSYCHIATRIST
EDWINA
1
WHEN A NURSE IS LONELY & SAD, THE OTHER NURSES TRY TO FIND HER A BOYFRIEND
DEAR DAD
1
HAWKEYE WRITES HOME ABOUT CHRISTMAS, AND SANTA FLYS INTO A BATTLE FIELD
LOVE STORY
1
RADAR GETS A DEAR JOHN LETTER ON A RECORD
TUTTLE
1
HAWKEYE & TRAPPER CREATE A FICTITIOUS CAPTAIN
THE RINGBANGER
1
HAWKEYE & TRAPPER PLOT TO SEND A COLONEL HOME BECAUSE OF TOO MANY CASUALTIES
DEAR DAD...AGAIN
1
A LETTER FROM HAWKEYE TELLS CAMP CAPERS, A CORRESPONDENCE COURSE FOR RADAR.
SOMETIMES YOU HEAR THE BULLET
1
FRANK APPLIES FOR A PURPLE HEART, WHILE HAWKEYE WEEPS FOR A DEAD FRIEND
THE LONGJOHN FLAP
1
DURING A COLD SNAP, A PAIR OF LONGJOHNS SENT TO HAWKEYE BECOME VERY VALUABLE
MAJOR FRED C. DOBBS
1
WHEN FRANK WANTS TO LEAVE, HAWKEYE & TRAPPER INVENT A WAY TO MAKE HIM STAY
STICKY WICKET
1
AFTER A BAD SESSION IN THE O.R., HAWKEYE QUARRELS WITH FRANK
THE ARMY-NAVY GAME
1
THE 4077TH GETS BOMBED AND IS LEFT WITH AN UNEXPLODED BOMB
CEASEFIRE
1
RUMORS OF CEASEFIRE CAUSES PREMATURE PLANS FOR ABANDONING FRIENDS & LOVERS
SHOWTIME
1
AN ENTERTAINER PERFORMS FROM AN IMPROVISED STAGE AT MASH
DIVIDED WE STAND
2
THE 4077TH TRYS TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON A PSYCHIATRIST
RADAR'S REPORT
2
UNREQUIETED LOVE, DEATH, DANGER & TOMFOOLERY MAKE THIS WEEK AT THE 4077TH
5 O'CLOCK CHARLIE
2
DAILY BOMBING OCCURS AT THE HOSPITAL BY AN INEPT NORTH KOREAN PILOT
FOR THE GOOD OF THE OUTFIT
2
HAWK & TRAP MAKE AN ISSUE OF THE ACCIDENTAL SHELLING OF A VILLAGE
DR. PIERCE AND MR. HYDE
2
AFTER THREE DAYS OF CONTINUOUS DUTY, HAWKEYE GOES WACKY.
L. I. P.
2
A SOLDIER WHO WANTS TO MARRY A KOREAN COMES TO HAWK FOR HELP
KIM
2
A KOREAN BOY CAPTURES THE HEARTS OF ALL, ESPECIALLY TRAPPER
THE TRIAL OF HENRY BLAKE
2
HOT LIPS & FRANK CHALLENGE HENRY'S COMMAND BY REPORTING SOME ACTIVITIES
DEAR DAD...THREE
2
HAWKEYE WRITES HOME TELLING DAD ABOUT THE WACKY GOINGS ON AT THE 4077TH
THE SNIPER
2
THE 4077TH IS FIRED ON BY A SNIPER WHO BELIEVES IT IS HEADQUARTERS
CARRY ON, HAWKEYE
2
THE FLU HITS THE 4077TH AND HAWKEYE IS THE ONLY DOCTOR LEFT TO OPERATE
THE INCUBATOR
2
HAWKEYE & TRAPPER BATTLE THE BRASS TO GET AN INCUBATOR
DEAL ME OUT
2
THE OFFICERS WEEKLY POKER GAME IS INTERRUPTED BY THREE SEPERATE EMERGENCIES
HOT LIPS AND EMPTY ARMS
2
HOT LIPS DUMPS FRANK AND REQUESTS A TRANSFER
OFFICERS ONLY
2
HAWK & TRAP SAVE A GENERALS SON AND ARE REWARDED WITH AN OFFICERS CLUB
HENRY IN LOVE
2
WHILE ON LEAVE @ TOKYO, HENRY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL FROM THE STATES
FOR WANT OF A BOOT
2
HAWKEYE IS WILLING TO WHEEL AND DEAL WITH ANYONE FOR A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS
OPERATION NOSELIFT
2
HAWK AND TRAP ARRANGE FOR A NOSEJOB FOR AN ENLISTED PERSON
THE CHOSAN PEOPLE
2
A DISPOSSESSED FAMILY, AND A GIRL WITH A GI BABY BOTHER MASH
AS YOU WERE
2
FOR A WHILE THERE IS NO CASUALTIES UNTIL THE FIGHTING RETURNS
CRISIS
2
SUPPLY LINES ARE CUT AND THE 4077TH FACE CRITICAL SHORTAGES
GEORGE
2
HAWK/TRAP PERSUADE FRANK NOT TO GIVE A DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE TO A GAY
MAIL CALL
2
WHEN THE MAIL COMES, TRAPPER PLANS TO DESERT & FRANK REARRANGES HIS PORTFOLIO
A SMATTERING OF INTELLIGENCE
2
TWO AGENTS INVESTIGATE EACHOTHER AND MASH MAKES IT DIFFICULT FOR THEM
RAINBOW BRIDGE
3
AN EXCHANGE OF PRISONERS OCCUR
LIFE WITH FATHER
3
HENRY THINKS HIS WIFE IS STRAYING & MULCAHY PERFORMS A BRIS
SPRINGTIME
3
KLINGER IS MARRIED & A GREATFUL PATIENT DEVOTES HIMSELF TO HAWKEYE
IRON GUTS KELLY
3
A GENERAL DIES & PLANS ARE MADE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE DIED IN BATTLE
PAYDAY
3
PAYDAY BRINGS A WINDFALL TO HAWKEYE, A PEARL NECKLACE TO HOT LIPS
O.R.
3
A BAD DAY IN THE OR. TOO MANY CASUALTIES COME
OFFICER OF THE DAY
3
FRANK'S IN COMMAND, HAWK WONT GIVE A KOREAN TO INTELLIGENCE
THE GENERAL FLIPPED AT DAWN
3
A COMMANDER VISITS & TRIES TO SHOW MILITARISM BUT SHOWS CRAZYNESS INSTEAD
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A NURSE
3
THE NURSES ARE EVACUATED HAWK & TRAP HAVE TO KEEP MORALE UP
PRIVATE CHARLES LAMB
3
RADAR STEALS A LAMB MEANT FOR A GREEK FEAST
A FULL RICH DAY
3
HAWKEYE TAPES A LETTER HOME ABOUT A MAD TURK AND A MISSING CORPSE
CHECK-UP
3
TRAP GETS AN ULCER & PLANS TO GO HOME, BUT A REG STOPS HIM
BIG MAC
3
THE 4077TH PREPARES FOR A VISIT FROM MACARTHUR
ALCOHOLICS UNANIMOUS
3
FRANK MAKES PROHIBITION WHILE HENRY IS AWAY
HOUSE ARREST
3
HAWKEYE HITS FRANK-A CRY OF RAPE FROM A LADY COLONEL CHANGES MARGARETS MIND
ADAM'S RIB
3
DUE TO CONSTANT LIVER & FISH, HAWKEYE ORDERS FOOD FROM ADAM'S RIBS
MAD DOGS AND SERVICEMEN
3
THE CAMP LOOKS FOR THE DOG THAT BIT RADAR
THE CONSULTANT
3
A VISITING DOCTOR SHOWS UP TO DEMO ARTERIAL TRANSPLANT BUT IS A LUSH
WHITE GOLD
3
COLONEL FLAGG WANTS PENICILLIN TO BARTER FOR INFORMATION
BOMBED
3
THE 4077TH IS BOMBED & FRANK PROPOSES TO MARGARET OUT OF JEALOSY OF TRAPPER
LOVE AND MARRIAGE
3
HAWKEYE & TRAPPER HELP A MAN JOIN HIS PREGNANT WIFE & KEEP ANOTHER FROM MARRYING A HOOKER
AID STATION
3
HAWKEYE & HOT LIPS WORK AT AN AID STATION GAIN RESPECT FOR EACHOTHER
BULLETIN BOARD
3
THE BULLETIN BOARD & PA SYSTEM OUTLINE THE CAMPS ACTIVITY
ABYSSINIA, HENRY
3
HENRY GOES HOME AND GETS KILLED
CHANGE OF COMMAND
4
FRANK SETTLES IN AS NEW COMMANDER
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT
4
FRANK SEARCHES HOT LIPS TENT FOR HIS OLD LOVE LETTERS
OF MOOSE AND MEN
4
HAWKEYE DEALS W/A TOUGH COLONEL, BJ HELPS A SOLDIER WRITE HOME, FRANK LOOKS FOR SABOTEURS
WELCOME TO KOREA
4
FRANK IS IN COMMAND, TRAPPER LEAVES, BJ ENTERS
DEAR MILDRED
4
POTTER WRITES HOME, HOT LIPS & FRANK MAKE A BUST OF HIM, AND RADAR GIVES HIM A HORSE
THE LATE CAPTAIN PIERCE
4
HAWKEYE CANT GET WORD TO HIS DAD AFTER BEING NOTIFIED THAT HAWKEYE IS DEAD
SMILIN' JACK
4
THE 4077TH GETS A HELICOPTER PILOT WHO WANTS TO STAY & A GI THAT DOESNT
DEAR PEGGY
4
BJ WRITES HOME REPORTING KLINGERS ESCAPE ATTEMPTS
HEY, DOC
4
SCOTCH IS EXCHANGED FOR SURGERY & A SHOT OF PENICILLIN FOR REMOVAL OF A TANK
THE KIDS
4
THEN 4077TH PLAYS HOST TO KIDS WHOS ORPHANAGE WAS BOMBED OUT
THE BUS
4
WHEN RETURNING FROM A MEETING, THE BUS BREAKS DOWN & A KOREAN FIXES IT
QUO VADIS, CAPTAIN CHANDLER?
4
ALL GRAPPLE WITH A WOUNDED GI WHO BELIEVES HIMSELF TO BE JESUS
SOLDIER OF THE MONTH
4
FRANK HAS A FEVER AND MAKES OUT A WILL WHICH ANNOYS HOT LIPS
DEAR MA
4
RADAR WRITES HOME AS HAWKEYE CONDUCTS A FOOT INSPECTION
DELUGE
4
A SUDDEN DELUGE OF WOUNDED IS FOLLOWED BY FIRE AND A RAINSTORM
THE GUN
4
A WOUNDED COLONELS GUN DISAPPEARS AND HAWKEYE & BJ TRICK FRANK TO RETURN IT
MAIL CALL AGAIN
4
FRANK FINDS HIS WIFE IS DIVORCING HIM & POTTER LEARNS THAT HE'LL BE A GRANDPA
THE PRICE OF TOMATO JUICE
4
RADAR TRIES TO GET TOMATO JUICE FOR POTTER
HAWKEYE
4
HAWKEYE BABBLES TO A KOREAN FAMILY AFTER AN ACCIDENT BECAUSE OF A CONCUSSION
SOME 38TH PARALLELS
4
FRANK TRIES TO SELL THE GARBAGE, BUT HAWKEYE & BJ DUMP IT ON A VISITING COLONEL
DER TAG
4
POTTER DECIDES THAT FRANK WOULD ACT BETTER IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO HIM
THE NOVOCAINE MUTINY
4
FRANK HAS HAWKEYE ON MUTINY CHARGES
THE MORE I SEE YOU
4
HAWKEYE IS REUNITED WITH A NURSE WHO HE HASNT FALLEN OUT OF LOVE WITH
THE INTERVIEW
4
MASH IS INTERVIEWED BY CLETE ROBERTS
BUG OUT
5
HAWKEYE & MARGARET STAY AFTER A BUG OUT - THEY ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY
MARGARET'S ENGAGEMENT
5
MARGARET ANNOUNCES HER ENGAGEMENT AND FRANK FLIES OFF THE HANDLE
HAWK'S NIGHTMARE
5
HAWKEYE BECOMES UPSET AT THE AGE OF A WOUNDED SOLDIER AND SUFFERS TRAUMA
LT. RADAR O'REILLY
5
RADAR IS PROMOTED AS A RESULT OF A POKER GAME BUT IS SHUNNED BY HIS OLD FRIENDS
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND
5
WHILE FIXING A STOVE, HAWKEYE LOSES HIS SIGHT
THE GENERAL'S PRACTITIONER
5
HAWKEYE IS CONSIDERED TO BE A GENERALS PERSONAL DOCTOR AGAINST HIS WILL
THE ABDUCTION OF MARGARET HOULIHAN
5
HOT LIPS DISAPPEARS TO DELIVER A BABY AND EVERYONE LOOKS FOR HER
THE NURSES
5
A NURSE IS CONFINED & HER HUSBAND SHOWS UP SO HAWKEYE/BJ ARRANGE FOR A MEETING
DEAR SIGMUND
5
SIDNEY BEING DEPRESSED, GOES TO THE 4077TH TO SEE HOW THEY COPE WITH STRESS
THE COLONEL'S HORSE
5
WHEN POTTER GOES AWAY HIS HORSE GETS SICK & MARGARET HAS HER APPENDIX REMOVED
MULCAHY'S WAR
5
MULCAHY GOES UP TO THE FRONT AGAINST ORDERS.
HAWKEYE GET YOUR GUN
5
HAWKEYE IS RELUCTANT TO CARRY A GUN WHEN HE GOES TO A KOREAN HOSPITAL TO HELP
THE KOREAN SURGEON
5
A NORTH KOREAN SURGEON IS KEPT BY HAWKEYE & BJ BUT FRANK & MARGARET FIND OUT
EXORCISM
5
AN EXORCISM IS PERFORMED AT MASH
END RUN
5
A FOOTBALL PLAYER, ON FINDING HE LOST HIS LEG DECIDES HE DOESNT WANT TO LIVE
PING PONG
5
COLONEL BECKET WAITS IN POSTOP FOR A CHANCE TO COMPLETE HIS LAST DAYS IN COMBAT
THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE CHARACTERS
5
HAWKEYE & BJ STAGE A FAKE FIGHT FOR FRANKS BIRTHDAY
SOUVENIRS
5
HAWKEYE & BJ TRY TO PUT THE SOUVENIR COLLECTING BUSINESS OUT OF BUSINESS
MARGARET'S MARRIAGE
5
MARGARET GETS MARRIED AND HAWKEYE & BJ PUT HER NEW HUSBAND IN A BODY CAST
38 ACROSS
5
HAWKEYE & BJ TRY TO FINISH A CROSSWORD PUZZLE
HANKY PANKY
5
BJ HAS AN AFFAIR WITH A NURSE.
HEPATITIS
5
FATHER MULCAHY GETS HEPATITIS AND HAWKEYE DEALS WITH PSYCHOSEMATIC BACK PAIN
MOVIE TONIGHT
5
AS A CURE FOR TENSION, POTTER GETS MY DARLING CLEMENTINE
POST OP
5
THE 4077TH NEEDS BLOOD BADLY
FADE OUT, FADE IN
6
FRANK BURNS LEAVES, AND CHARLES COMES
LAST LAUGH
6
CAPTAIN LEO BARDONARO PLAYS MANY TRICKS ON BJ & HAWKEYE
FALLEN IDOL
6
HAWKEYE & RADAR LOSE RESPECT FOR EACHOTHER AFTER HAVING A FIGHT
IMAGES
6
RADAR WANTS A TATOO BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT IT WILL ATTRACT WOMEN
WAR OF NERVES
6
THE 4077TH CREATES A BONFIRE TO RELIEVE THEIR TENSIONS
THE WINCHESTOR TAPES
6
HAWKEYE TRIES TO GO TO SEOUL TO MEET NURSE GILMORE WHILE CHARLES TAPES HOME
THE LIGHT THAT FAILED
6
BJ GETS A NOVEL IN THE MAIL BUT THE LAST PAGE IS MISSING (THE ROOSTER CROWED AT MIDNIGHT)
TEA AND EMPATHY
6
FATHER MULCAHY & KLINGER GO TO STEAL BACK SOME STOLEN PENICILLIN
THE GRIM REAPER
6
A COLONEL PREDICTS MANY WOUNDED WILL ARRIVE, AND WANTS HAWKEYE COURT-MARTIALED
THE M*A*S*H OLYMPICS
6
POTTER HOLDS OLYMPICS IN ORDER TO FORCE EXERCISE
IN LOVE AND WAR
6
HAWK FALLS IN LOVE WITH A KOREAN WOMAN WHO IS CARING FOR HER SICK MOM & ORPHANED KIDS
CHANGE DAY
6
CHARLES PLOTS A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME ON SCRIPT EXCHANGE RATES
PATENT 4077
6
IN NEED OF SPECIAL CLAMP, HAWKEYE & BJ HIRE A LOCAL JEWELERY DEALER TO MAKE ONE
THE SMELL OF MUSIC
6
CHARLES WONT STOP PLAYING THE FRENCH HORN SO HAWK & BJ DONT SHOWER FOR REVENGE
COMRADE IN ARMS
6
WHILE GOING TO 8063RD, HAWK & MARGARET ARE CAUGHT IN FIRE AND MUST TAKE COVER
THE MERCHANT OF KOREA
6
CHARLES LENDS BJ $200 AND THEN TREATS HIM BAD, A POKER GAME IS HELD TO CLEAN HIM OUT
WHAT'S UP DOC?
6
HOT LIPS, WANTS A PREGNANCY TEST BUT THE ONLY RABBIT IS RADARS
POTTER'S RETIREMENT
6
POTTER IS UPSET ABOUT BAD REPORTS COMING FROM INSIDE HIS CAMP & WANTS TO RETIRE
MAIL CALL THREE
6
AFTER A DELAY, FIVE SACKS OF MAIL ARE DELIVERED & HAWKEYE GETS MAIL FOR ANOTHER BF PIERCE
DR. WINCHESTOR AND MR. HYDE
6
CHARLES TAKES AMPHETAMINES TO KEEP UP HIS ENERGY LEVEL
MAJOR TOPPER
6
THE 4077TH ADMINISTERS PLACEBOS TO ITS PATIENTS DUE TO CONTAMINATED MORPHINE
YOUR HIT PARADE
6
RADAR TURNS DISC JOCKEY TO GET THE DOCTORS THROUGH A LONG SURGICAL SESSION
TEMPORARY DUTY
6
A SURGEON CHANGE OCCURS AND HAWKEYE IS SWITCHED WITH CAPTAIN ROY DUPREE
PEACE ON US
7
HAWKEYE GOES TO PANMUNJON PEACE TALKS TO HURRY THEM UP
B.J. PAPA SAN
7
BJ BECOMES SORT OF A SURROGATE FATHER TO A KOREAN FAMILY
BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
7
CHARLES GETS A POLARIZED WINTER COAT FROM HOME AND EVERYONE GETS MAD AT HIM
COMMANDER PIERCE
7
HAWKEYE BECOMES COMMANDER AND LEARNS ABOUT THE TEDIOUS BUREAUCRACY OF COMMAND
THE BILLFOLD SYNDROME
7
CHARLES GETS MAFD ABOUT LOSING A POSITION & STOPS TALKING, JERRY NEILSON LOSES HIS MEMORY
LIL
7
COLONEL POTTER STRIKES UP A RELATIONSHIP WITH A VISITING 8TH ARMY HEAD NURSE
THEY CALL THE WIND KOREA
7
A STORM HITS MASH & TENTS MUST BE TIED & CHARLES RUNS INTO A MEDICAL EMERGENCY ON R&R
OUR FINEST HOUR
7
NEWSCASTER CLETE ROBERTS REPRISES AN EARLIER INTERVIEW
NONE LIKE IT HOT
7
HAWKEYE & BJ SECRETLY GLOAT A BATHING TUB FOR THE WEATHER
OUT OF GAS
7
MULCAHY GOES TO TRADE WITH THE BLACK MARKET FOR PENTATHOL THAT THE 4077TH NEEDS
MAJOR EGO
7
CHARLES BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE AFTER REVIVING A PATIENT W/HEART MASSAGE & IS INTERVIEWED
DEAR COMRADE
7
HAWKEYE & BJ FIND THAT CHARLES HAS A KOREAN SERVANT WHO GIVES MASH A CURE FOR RASH
AN EYE FOR A TOOTH
7
MULCAHY IS MAD ABOUT NOT GETTING A PROMOTION UNTIL HE HEARS OF ONE GIVEN TO A PILOT
POINT OF VIEW
7
THE CAMERA BECOMES THE EYES OF A WOUNDED PATIENT
PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE
7
ARRIVING WOUNDED INCREASES DUE TO COLONEL LACY AND HAWKEYE PUTS HIM OUT OF COMMISSION
DEAR SIS
7
MULCAHY WRITES A CHRISTMAS LETTER HOME BECAUSE HE FEELS USELESS AROUND MASH
THE PRICE
7
POTTERS HORSE DISAPPEARS AND HAWK & BJ HIDE A BOY WHO IS AVOIDING DRAFT
HOT LIPS IS BACK IN TOWN
7
RADAR FALLS IN LOVE WITH A NEW NURSE.HOT LIPS CELEBRATES HER DIVORCE
INGA
7
HAWKEYE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A SWEDISH DOCTOR WHO ARRIVES TO WATCH COMBAT SURGERY
THE YOUNG AND RESTLESS
7
THE LECTURE ON THE LATEST TECHNIQUES BY A YOUNG SURGEON FROM TOKYO.
AIN'T LOVE GRAND
7
KLINGER FALLS IN LOVE WITH A NURSE WHO LIKES HIS CLOTHES DEBBIE
C.A.V.E
7
THEN 4077TH EVACUATES TO A NEARBY CAVE TO AVOID US FIRE
THE PARTY
7
A POST WAR REUNION GIVES BJ AND IDEA & HE PLANS A PRESENT DAY GATHERING OF THEIR FAMILIES
RALLY ROUND THE FLAGG, BOYS
7
COLONEL FLAGG POPS UP CONVINCED THAT HAWKEYE IS A COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER
A NIGHT AT ROSIE'S
7
HAWKEYE AND BJ FIND A NEW WAY TO COPE WITH THE STRESS OF WAR
TOO MANY COOKS
8
A CLUMSY SOLDIER FINDS THE QUICKEST WAY TO PLEASE THE 4077TH, BY COOKING GOURMET FOOD
ARE YOU NOW, MARGARET?
8
A CONGRESSIONAL AIDE VISITS THE 4077TH ON A SUPPOSEDLY ROUTINE FACT FINDER TOUR
GUERILLA MY DREAMS
8
HAWKEYE WANTS TO KEEP A WOUNDED KOREAN WHILE AN ROK OFFICER WANTS TO KILL HER
PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT
8
KLINGER TAKES OVER AS THE NEW CLERK AND BJ BECOMES HOMESICK
PRIVATE FINANCE
8
A KOREAN WOMAN MISINTERPRETS KLINGERS MOTIVES AS HE TRIES TO AID HER DAUGHTER FINANCIALLY
MR. AND MRS. WHO?
8
CHARLES RETURNS FROM R&R DRUNK & THE MASH TRIES TO FIND A CURE FOR HEMORRHAGIC FEVER
THE YALU BRICK ROAD
8
HAWK & BJ GET LOST WHILE RETURNING WITH DRUGS FOR SAMENELLA & ARE FOUND BY A KOREAN SOLDIER
NURSE DOCTOR
8
A NURSE WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR. A MISUNDERSTANDING WITH MULCAHY CAUSES WORRY ABOUT HER STUDIES
LIFE TIME
8
A SEVERLY WOUNDED MAN IS RUSHED TO THE 4077TH.TIMED EPISODE
GOODBYE RADAR (PART 1)
8
RADAR FINDS OUT HIS UNCLE DIED & PREPARES TO LEAVE
GOODBYE RADAR (PART 2)
8
RADAR LEAVES
DREAMS
8
THE 4077TH CANT ESCAPE THE KOREAN WAR EVEN IN THEIR DREAMS
DEAR UNCLE ABDUL
8
KLINGER FINDS HIS DUTIES AS COMPANY CLERK INCLUDE CATERING TO THE OFFICERS OF THE 4077TH
CAPTAINS OUTRAGEOUS
8
A BRAWL AT ROSIES BAR PUTS ROSIE IN THE HOSPITAL
STARS AND STRIPE
8
FRICTION ARRISES BETWEEN BJ & WINCHESTER WHEN THEY ARE ASKED TO WRITE A PAPER
HEAL THYSELF
8
COLONEL POTTER & WINCHESTOR BOTH CATCH THE MUMPS
YESSIR, THAT'S OUR BABY
8
A HOME IS NEEDED FOR A MIXED BLOOD BABY, WHO WILL BE SHUNNED THROUGH ITS LIFE IN KOREA
BOTTLE FATIGUE
8
HAWKEYE VOWS TO GIVE UP BOOZE AFTER GETTING A LARGE BAR TAB
MORALE VICTORY
8
POTTER APPOINTS HAWKEYE & BJ MORALE OFFICERS
OLD SOLDIERS
8
HAWK IS MADE TEMP COMMANDER OF THE 4077TH WHILE POTTER GOES TO TOKYO FOR A MYSTERIOUS REASON
LEND A HAND
8
IRRITATED THAT THERE IS A SURPRISE PARTY FOR HIM,HE VOLUNTEERS TO GO THE FRONT
GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD
8
KLINGER DECORATES HIS QUARTERS.DOCS ARE CONFUSED BY A FOREIGNER WHO DOESNT WANNA GO HOME
APRIL FOOLS
8
A COLONEL WHO IS NOTORIOUS AS A DISCIPLINARIAN COMES DURING A PRACTICAL JOKE SESSION
WAR CO-RESPONDENT
8
BJ FINDS HIMSELF ATTRACTED TO A WAR CORRESPONDENT WHO HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM
BACK PAY
8
ANGERED BY THE FEES THAT STATESIDE DOCTORS GET, HAWKEYE DEMANDS MONEY AND GETS IT
CEMENTING RELATIONSHIPS
9
HOT LIPS COMFORTS AN ITALIAN SOLDIER WHO HAS BEEN JILTED AND HE TAKES IT THE WRONG WAY
NO SWEAT
9
4077TH PROBLEMS INCLUDE KLINGERS ELECTRONICS,WINCHESTORS TAXES,HOT LIPS RASH
LETTERS
9
THE 4077TH THINKS ABOUT EXPERIENCES WHEN THEY ANSWER LETTERS FROM THE 4TH GRADE
THE BEST OF ENEMIES
9
HAWKEYE IS DRIVING TO SEOUL & IS AMBUSHED & CAPTURED BY A NORTH KOREAN SOLDIER
FATHER'S DAY
9
HOT LIPS DAD COMES TO VISIT
YOUR RETENTION, PLEASE
9
KLINGER GETS A DEAR JOHN LETTER FROM HIS EX WIFE AND FALLS INTO A DEPRESSION
TAKING THE FIFTH
9
HAWKEYE TRIES TO BREAK OUT OF A SLUMP WITH THE NURSES WITH A BOTTLE OF FRENCH WINE
DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY
9
4077TH HOLDS A XMAS PARTY FOR ORPHANS,WINCHESTOR WONT CONTRIBUTE TO THE PARTY
A WAR FOR ALL SEASONS
9
THE 1951 NEW YEARS CELEBRATION
TELL IT TO THE MARINES
9
MAJOR WINCHESTOR IS IN CHARGE OF THE 4077TH WHILE POTTER IS AWAY FOR A WEEK
DEPRESSING NEWS
9
KLINGER GOES INTO THE NEWSPAPER BUSINESS
OPERATION FRIENDSHIP
9
KLINGER SAVES WINCHESTOR IN AN EXPLOSION IN THE O.R. & BJ CANT CONVINCE HAWK HE IS FINE
NO LAUGHING MATTER
9
HAWKEYE TRIES TO SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT TELLING JOKES
OH, HOW WE DANCED
9
THE 4077TH PLOTS TO CHEER UP BJ ON HIS WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
BOTTOMS UP
9
HAWKEYE DROPS CHARLES PANTS IN THE OR AND THEN BECOMES UNPOPULAR
THE RED/WHITE BLUES
9
THE STAFF REFUSES TO GIVE POTTER ANYTHING THAT WOULD RAISE HIS BLOOD PRESSURE
BLESS YOU, HAWKEYE
9
HAWKEYE HAS VIOLENT SNEEZING ATTACKS FOR NO APPARENT REASON
THE LIFE YOU SAVE
9
CHARLES BECOMES OBSESSED WITH DEATH AFTER A CLOSE CALL
THAT'S SHOW BIZ (PART 1)
9
THE SUDDEN ILLNESS OF A U.S.O. SINGER BRINGS THE WHOLE TROUPE TO THE 4077TH
THAT'S SHOW BIZ (PART 2)
9
THE UNIT IS THEN DELAYED BECAUSE OF FIGHTING ON THE FRONT
BLOOD BROTHERS
9
STURGIS STAYS WITH A FRIEND IN A COMA & THEN ITS DISCOVERED HE HAS HEPATITIS
THE FORESIGHT SAGA
9
THE 4077TH GETS VEGETABLES FROM A BOY IN THANKS FOR SAVING HIS GRANDMOTHER
IDENTITY CRISIS
9
THE 4077TH HAS PROBLEMS OF THREE OF THEIR WOUNDED SOLDIERS DISRUPT THEIR LIVES
RUMOR AT THE TOP
9
WHEN GENERAL TORGESON SENDS AN EMISSARY TO CHECK OUT THE 4077TH
GIVE 'EM HELL HAWKEYE
10
HAWKEYE WRITES A LETTER TO HARRY TRUMAN TO STOP THE WAR
WHEELERS AND DEALERS
10
COLONEL GETS A TRAFFIC TICKET AND HE ATTENDS DRIVING SCHOOL
COMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN
10
CHARLES RECEIVES A WEEK OF NEWSPAPERS FROM HOME & WONT SHARE
SNAP JUDGEMENT
10
THE GIFT OF A CAMERA TO HAWKEYE SENDS KLINGER TO JAIL FOR THEFT
SNAPPIER JUDGEMENT
10
WHEN KLINGER NEEDS REPRESENTATION IN COURT FOR SUPPOSEDLY STEALING A CAMERA
'TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
10
VISITING BRITISH EXPLAIN A TRADITION IN ENGLAND ABOUT THE DAY AFTER XMAS
FOLLIES OF THE LIVING - CONCERNS OF THE DEAD
10
KLINGER IS STRICKEN WITH A SEVERE FEVER AND COMMUNICATES WITH A DEAD SOLDIER
THE BIRTHDAY GIRLS
10
KLINGER STARTS A POOL ON THE COW BIRTH TIME.HOT LIPS & HIM GET STUCK IN A JEEP
BLOOD AND GUTS
10
A BIG TIME CORRESPONDENT MAKES UP A STORY ABOUT BLOOD DONATIONS FOR THE WOUNDED
A HOLY MESS
10
A SOLDIER GOES AWOL AND SEEKS SANCTUARY WITH FATHER MULCAHY
THE TOOTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
10
RACIAL PREJUDICE APPEARS & HAWKEYE,BJ,POTTER DEAL WITH IT
PRESSURE POINTS
10
POTTER LOSES ALL CONFIDENCE AS A DOCTOR & CHARLES IS MAD WITH HAWKS MESSYNESS
WHERE THERE'S A WILL, THERE'S A WAR
10
MASH IS CONCERNED WHEN HAWKEYE IS AT THE FRONT AND NEWS COMES THAT A DOCTOR IS DEAD
PROMOTION COMMOTION
10
IT IS UP TO HAWKEYE & BJ TO HOLD PROMOTIONS OF ENLISTED MEN
HEROES
10
HAWK IS IN THE CENTER RING WHEN CHAMPION JOE CAVANAUGH HAS A STROKE ON A PRESS TOUR
SONS AND BOWLERS
10
POTTER CHALLENGES THE MARINES TO A GAME OF BOWLING
PICTURE THIS
10
POTTER TRIES TO PAINT A PICTURE OF THE CREW FOR MILDRED BUT CANT GET THEM TO POSE
WHO KNEW?
10
WHEN A NEW NURSE IS KILLED HAWKEYE IS TO GIVE THE EULOGY
THAT DARN KID
10
HAWKEYE TRIES TO PROVE THAT A GOAT ATE THE PAYROLL
THE MOON IS NOT BLUE
10
HEADQUARTERS ACCIDENTALLY SENDS PLACEBOS INSTEAD OF CODINE
HEY LOOK ME OVER
10
WITHOUT NURSES FOR FIVE DAYS THE CAMP IS A MESS
FOREIGN AFFAIRS
10
CHARLES FALLS FOR A FRENCH WOMAN OF THE RED CROSS
SETTLING DEBTS
10
MILDRED PAYS OFF THE MORTGAGE EARLY & ASKS HAWKEYE TO THROW A MORTGAGE BURNING PARTY
THE JOKER IS WILD
10
JEALOUS OF TRAPPERS REPUTATION FOR JOKES, BJ PLOTS TO OUTDO HIM & HAWKEYE LIVES IN FEAR
TRICK OR TREATMENT
11
HOLLOWEEN FESTIVITIES ARE INTERRUPTED BY CASUALTIES
BOMBSHELLS
11
CHARLES AND HAWKEYE START A RUMOR THAT MARYLIN MONROE IS COMING TO THE 4077TH
RUN FOR THE MONEY
11
A BET IS PLACED ON A FOOTRACE AFTER AN OLYMPIC HOPEFUL HAS BEEN RECRUITED.
FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
11
POTTER GETS A SURPRISE VISIT FROM WOODY COOKE
U.N. THE NIGHT AND THE MUSIC
11
THREE DIGNITARIES OF THE UN VISIT THE 4077TH
STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
11
CHARLES DENIES HE SNORES .POTTER FINDS OUT HIS SON IN LAW HAD AN AFFAIR
SAY NO MORE
11
MARGARET GIVES HERSELF A PERM.LOSES HER VOICE.A SON OF GENERAL DIES
GIVE AND TAKE
11
CHARLES IS MADE CHARITY OFFICER.A NORTH KOREAN TRIES TO STEAL BOOTS FROM A GI AND GOT SHOT
AS TIME GOES BY
11
TIME CAPSULE PLANS ARE DISPUTED BETWEEN HAWKEYE AND MARGARET
GOODBYE, FAREWELL AND AMEN
11
THE WAR ENDS!
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