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         A sassy young lady sashays past an open air French style cafe,
         gaining the attention of a business man, and at the same time
         interrupting his newspaper enjoyment.  As she glides past, a
         footwear malfunction occurs, leaving her sans one heel.  She
         reaches for her secret freshness inducer, Mentos.  After
         administering a piece of the magic elixir of nuttiness, she
         breaks off the remaining spike, proclaiming to the world her
         resourcefulness, and endless freshness.  The man in the cafe
         is undoubtedly impressed.