01| The Peanut Butter Bomb       | Garbled User  |001k| Anarchy  |
02| The IMPROVED Carbide Bomb    | The Sentinel  |003k| Anarchy  |
03| How to build a ROCKET Tube   | Garbled User  |010k| Anarchy  |
04| Garage Gear Grenades         | Garbled User  |016k| Anarchy  |
05| The Evolution of Cubes       | Garbled User  |004k| Humor    |
06| How to Idiot Hack            | Garbled User  |003k| Hacking  |
07| Mastering the Kermit Outdial | Garbled User  |003k| Hacking  |
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                         The Peanut Butter Bomb.

     I was inspired by Acid Reign to write this file.. Bravo Acid..!
 Possibly you've heard of the almighty gerbil feed bomb. Well.. this is a
variation of that WONDERFUL anti-personnel device.
WHAT YOU NEED:
      -1- Jiff Peanut butter Jar.(NOT PLASTIC!)
      - - Gasoline
      - - Some gunpowder.(empty a few shotgun shells)
      -1- Model airplane glue.
      - - Sugar.
      -1- Psychotic tendency.

Ok.. Mix the gunpowder with the sugar in a 10:1 ratio. Then add enough model
glue to thoroughly coat the mixture. Mix the glue and the mixture so that the
newly formed mixture becomes VERY sticky. Half fill the peanut butter jar 
with this. Now, add the gasoline. Fill the jar the rest of the way up. 
Close the jar Shake vigorously(not TOO vigorously!). Now drill a hole 
in the lid. Put the fuse in the jar. Light the fuse. 
And unless you are quite a far way away from this little toy when it explodes.
Prepare to die. The only drawback to this bomb is.. if you add the gasoline 
a while before you set the bomb off, it may jam up.
Of course.. you can overcome this by pouring the gasoline in JUST before you
plant the bomb. This bomb will have about 2 - 10 times the power of the 
gerbilfeed bomb.
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                      How to make a SAFEer Carbide Bomb!


Ever make a carbide bomb and have it go off in yer face? Yes, No?. 
well, here's a REALLY simple way to do such that is so mind 
bogglingly obvious i'm suprised I didn't read it elsewhere 

First: i'll tell you how to make a regular Carbide bomb, and also explain why
they suck. First off, go somewhere and TRY to get some Calcium Carbide. Now
this is sometimes called "Lantern Fuel" They always say that you can get it in
any hardware store... WRONG you'll end up looking like an asshole "Duuh, got
any <fillinablank>" Sometimes you can get it in "Hickville" hardware stores...
(if the guy behind the counter is wearing Flannel, has a sunburnt neck, and 
hasa beard, chances are, yer in hickville) another possible location is
"Spieleology" shops (people who climb in caves) ask fer lantern fuel, you can
usually buy it in "Economy Size" (ie: enough to blow the hell outta city block)
The only place I seem to have found it is in the closet marked "Danger
chemicals, Do NOT enter" in the science labs. it will look like gravel with
brownish powder. and will smell like pig shit. Take a bottle, put a bit of
water in it (about a third to half of the bottle) then place a handful of
calcium carbide in the bottle (1 handful per 1/2 litre or an average "Soda
bottle") Unfortunately as soon as the Calcium Carbide (i'll call it CC from 
now on cause i hate to type as much as you hate to read) AS soon as the CC 
hits the water it starts reacting, forming a gas not unlike acetylene 
(the stuff in cutting torches) now, this stuff spatters all over yer 
hands, clothes, the floor, and if you cap it (if you can manage) it 
blows up almost instantaneously. Ruining yer complexion.

Yes now you can have the really improved Sentinel Version!  take the
bottle, and get yer normal run of the mill balloon, ie: the things you fill
with water and throw out windows of cars. Take the water balloon and stick it
on the end of a faucet just like you would for a water balloon, now slide the
bottle opening over the balloon. THEN fill it with water. once there is
sufficient water (ie: 1/3 to 1/2 of the bottle size) tie the water balloon
(which SHOULD be inside the bottle) now take the CC bomb to wherever you want
it, and throw the CC in, then cap it. if you notice the thing does NOT spurt
out, because the water is in the balloon.  Now, shake the bomb until the
balloon breaks, then set it down (you have approximately 30 seconds before you
hear a BOOM!  and shattered glass goes flying about 20 feet.) what's really
fun, is arm it (fill the balloon, add CC and cap but do NOT shake it) then 
tape it to the bottom of a gas tank on a car, or any other vehicle, or just 
toss it in the back of a truck.  Eventually the balloon will rupture from 
either the knocking around it gets or the reaction of the CC and the small 
amount of water that always seems to get in the jar.  For added excitement, 
leave a burning rag nearby or pour napalm on the bottle and light it
(napalm = gasoline + lots of styrofoam peanuts) you'll get a HUGE fireball.
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                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                     ~~~Rocket Tubes and YOU!~~~
                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This file will tech you the basics of building, loading and using the
dreaded rocket tube. This is one of the militant's most powerful devices!!

The rocket tube is a simple device that will let you destoy things at extreme
distances with relative ease!  This desturctive mechanism allows the roving
anarchist to take buildings, low flying aircraft, doors, and even people out
from afar.  Interested yet?? Well  read on..
The rocket tube can be easily manufactured by taking a few trips around
town....  A working knowledge in Model Rocketry will help you VERY MUCH!  The
better you are at rocket building, the more accuracy and power your tube will
have!  You will need:
+-+-------------------------------------------+------------------------------+
| |Estes Rocket engines..(or any other brand) | These can be any size except |
| |                                           |mini, depending on the range. |
| |Some basic rocket building equipment.      | Tubes,nose cones, fins, ect. |
| |Gasoline                                   | Boom!                        |
| |Model Cement                               | See above note!              |
|1|Shotgun shell and small nail(optional)     | Used to set off bomb         |
| |Gunpowder                                  | BOOM!                        |
|1|A long metal tube. About 2 1/2-3 inches    | This is the tube.            |
| |in diameter.. and about 2-3ft long.        |                              |
| |A small wooden handle                      |Take a guess!                 |
|2|Wood screws                                |to hold the handle in         |
| |Basic assembly tools, glue, screwdriver ect|duh!                          |
|1|Dowel about 1/8th inch diameter,3 1/2ft.lng|DOwel for rocket tube.        |
----------------------------------------------+------------------------------+

Now here's a nice diagram..
      ------------------------------------------------------------
open  |                                                          |  closed end
end   |                                                          | <----
                                                                                                      8
  --->|                                                          |
      |                                                          |
      |                                                          |
      ------------------------------------------------------------
            \       \
             \       \
              \       \
               \_______\

The back end should be TOTALLY sealed.. unless you want your face ripped apart.
a blast shield around the front end made of sheet metal would also be a good
idea! But is not nessecary if you put the handle farther back.
NOTE- the farther back the handle is.. the harder it will be to keep the rocket

straight.. and your accuracy will suffer considerably.

Now.. the rocket is simple to construct... just build a basic rocket..
Now, cut the fins in a manner as shown...


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                      /             /
                    /             /
                   /             /
       -------------------------------
                   ---------------   |
       ------------\             \
                    \\             \
                      \_____________\

The total width of the rocket(with 4 fins!) should be equal to the diameter of
the rocket tube.. sand them off so they fit nicely.
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  Now put the little straw on the side of the rocket.
find yourself a long piece of metal, round and thin.It must be able to fit into
the little straw on the side of the rocket, and should be 3 inches longer than
the rocket tube.
Put the metal piece through the straw, and fit the rocket into the tube.. You
need to secure the metal dowel in a place in the sealed end of the tube. this
will serve as a guide for the rocket. It may be easier if the seal on the back
is removable, or at least seal it on AFTER you put the dowel in.
The entire tube, dowel and all should be greased smooth, all throughout the
inside. This will insure a smooth launch.

Now.. to build your rocket.. I will give a distance estimation based on some
estes charts, and personal knowledge..

Engine size |  horizontal range |  verticle range |
---------------------------------------------------
A8-3        |  200-400 ft       | 200-600ft       |
b6-4        |  300-600ft        | 300-900ft       |
C6-5        |  350-1000ft       | 400-1450ft      |
d12-5       |  600-1500ft       | 800-2300ft      | (the best! most advised)
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you will want to select your engine depending on the range of the target.
Also remember..  these are MUCH heavier than normal rockets.. it is not advised

to aim low!! aim just high of your target, depending on the distance.. For very

long distances.. aim at a 30-45 degree angle.. Practice makes perfect. practice
with wieghted down duds before you go indiscriminatly blowing up nuke plants..

A normal rocket is made with recovery wadding, and a nice little parachute..
Fuck these.. This should be made the following way.

A)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in gasoline..
B)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in battery acid, and muriatic(HCL)acid. let dry
(optional ^^^)
C)Mix gasoline and gunpowder in a 3:1 ratio.. disolve thouroughly. Soak 2 paper

towels in this and let dry.

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 Now take your tube and do the following..

---------------------------------------------------------------------
  nose || gunpowder           |     C      |  B   |   A  |engine
---------------------------------------------------------------------
(a,b,c correspond to the steps listed above)

Now, there are two ways to build this rocket..

1) Rocket will fly until out of fuel and then explode..(can be delayed)
   this is good for kiling people, scare tactics, and airplane destruction.
2) Rocket will run out of fuel, engine will eject. and will explode on impact
   The uses for this are obvious, doors, cars, buildings, landforms(heh heh).
For number one.. glue the nose cone on.. and launch(more on that later)
For number two.. replace C with A.  omit c and b.  place a stopper about 1 
inch thick in front of the engine. Glue this in.. fill the remaining space 
with more gunpowder.  Now.. take the shotgun shell, and glue it in so that 
the primer faces out the front of the rocket. Drive the nail through the 
nose cone, so that the head of the nail is at the tip of the cone. 
Get some more tubing and..

       ---b-----------
a------         --c-----------
-------         --------------
       ----------------

a is the nose cone.
b is the extra tubing. 
c is where the shotgun shell is.

the nail tip, sticking out from A should just touch the primer. put some glue
around it to insure the placment.  B should be glued around C. and A should 
have a very WEAK bond to b.
When the rocket hits cone first.. the bond between a and b breaks. this 
causes the nail to break primer, and set off the shell.. causing a VERY 
nasty explosion.


Ok.. now the last part.. the engine...
Take your engine.. and make a slow burning fuse... 15-20 seconds should be
enough.. (depending on how fast you want the rocket going off)..
Now.. Scrape a larger hole out of the clay in the back.(use a drill bit)
FIll this with gunpowder and a fuse. place a little glue on the end to 
hold it all in.


To launch..  place the straw(from the rocket) on the dowel(in the tube). Get 
a lighter.. Light the fuse. Tilt the tube back so the rocket falls back into 
the tube. DO NOT PUSH IT IN YOURSELF..(I shouldn't need to explain this one!)
Aim the tube, and wait for the rocket to fire.. hold steady.. this mutha kicks
one damn ass punch! Also.. wear goggles.. don't be an idiot.

NOTE- The engine bit can also be done with the regular igniters from a rocket..
but remember.. they have a 50% failure rate.. so by gaining an electrical push
button system.. you can lose your launch speed.. and possibly your life!

What to use this for..

These rockets will be refered to as TYPE A (launch/explode) and type B
(launch/impact/explode). Type a is normally used to cause a BIG fireball in 
the middle of nowhere..  but if launched into somebodies stomach.. can be 
quite cool! Also this type is used to blow up aircraft, due to the phenominal 
aim you would need to actually HIT the plane.. this can take it out as long 
as you get near the craft.. and time it right.  These are also used to 
destroy  crowds..This tactic is quite deadly!Launching one of these into a 
crowd is like blowing up a bomb in the middle. The subes are comparable 
to RPGs and bazookas!!

Type B is used to take out tanks, cars, doors, buildings and other assorted non
moving objects. The explosion from type B is MUCH bigger than a.. but will not
travel as far!  Type B can also be used to set off a pre-planted explosive
somewhere by aiming at the general vicinity.

So.. when you've got a big gang fight to go to.. and your out numbered 10:1..
bring good ol Nellie the RT along.. when they see a rocket shoot out of that
tube and blow up the swingset.. they'll run like hell!!  Or maybe your 
fighting a civil war... playing war games.. or whatever..
Note- If the engine fires and the rocket does not leave the tube.. Chuck the
tube .. and hit the deck.. you fucked up somewhere.. and the rocket will still
explode!!!
Also- These tubes are REUSABLE.. so you can make 400 rockets, and only 
need one tube... but try and re-grease it FREQUENTLY.. otherwise the above 
may happen to YOU!
Also.. the first time you make this.. try it without the dowel in the middle..7
sometimes it works better with, and sometimes better without. I suppose it
depends on the quality of the rocket.
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                          The Gerbil Feed Bomb
  
This is a simple weapon.. Have a pet? Small rodent perhaps??
Modeling Cement?? EVEN better!
Great, now get some gasoline, a glass jar, and a wick. (See later text for
how to on wicks!)

Take the glass jar, Powder up the pet food, (preferably green pellets but the
little cylindyrs do nicely) Now take the modeling cement.. POUR it in. Mix
thouroughly.. Now that you've TOTALLY emptied about 2 glue containers into
the mixture. Fill the rest of the bottle with gasoline.(did I forget to 
mention the gerbil feed should only about half fill the container?) Shake.
Now take Mr.Wick Put it in through the top. Light, run, hit the dirt!!!
VERY powerful.. one went off in Beirut and killed 57 people!!
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                             The BIC BomB!

This is a very simple, and powerful grenade,and can be made MORE powerful
with some BB's and glue. Take a lighter, preferably with LOTS of fluid.(BIC
disposable) Pull the metal thing off the top, now pull the little wheel out.
Optional:Coat with glue and roll in BB's!
Now.. Light the little plastic bits at the top(heat until they bubble!)
and THROW!!  Should make a nice BIG fireball. If you included the optional 
step watch your opponents die from a shotgun-like blast!
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                           Generic Pipe Bomb

This simple bomb can be made many many wayz!!

1) FIll with assorted explosive powders(match heads, Rocket Engines, rust,
aluminum powder, or whatever else you have laying around that looks deadly!)
2) Same as method 1. Omit the part about drilling the hole for the fuse.
simply fill a MR. COFFEE filter with DAMP Nitrogen Triiodide(discused later)
and put in one(or both) end(s) of the pipe. Unviel,throw, Enjoy!
3) The ol' Gunpowder and wick works too.. but can be donw with shotgun shells
too!!
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                             Exploding Arrows

Shotgun primer(from UNFIRED shell)
BB.
Glue.
Bow
Aluminum arrow.
Gunpowder.
Fill the arrow with gunpowder. Glue the primer to the end of the arrow.
Glue the BB to end of the primer. Shoot at your intended enemy. Watch him 
die in pain as the arrow explodes! This also tends to produce millions of 
little shards of aluminum, which can be quite deadly when accelerated
(say,.. by an explosion).
(as allways, gunpowder can be replaced by many other things..)
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Gunpowder Replacements (for the anarchist in a jam for time)
BY Simple replacements for gunpowder.

  Rocket engine powder(ground up)
  Ground up match heads
  Emptied out bullets and shells.
  Emptied out Bottle rockets and other assorted fireworks.

These replacements will do nicely in a REAL jam.  And even when you have
the right equipment.. Most of these work equally or better than the real
thing. Except maybe the match heads.. they have a knack for being more like
flash powder.. but are still comparable!!
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                              Quick Wicks

These wicks aren't the best.. but do OK in a jam.
Take any burning string(except nylon, if it melts when burned, it's nylon!)
Get some acetone(nail polish remover) and gunpowder(or ground up charcoal if
in a SERIOUS jam. (you is bummin!) Mix in 1:1 ratio. Dip string in mixture.
Let the ACETONE soak in for awhile. Let dry. Repeat about 10 times.
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                               Blast Oil

This is a strange liquid..  Take a Plastic peanut butter jar,(or any plastic
jar) Fill up with half nail polish remover and half 99% iso-propyl alcohol.
Either-
A) Ignite mixture, run fast
B) Ignite bottle, throw fast
C) Pour on target, Light and run fast!!

if used properly.. it sometimes has a nasty property of causting the entire
mixture to become gaseous.. INSTANTLY.. this can cause a TREMENDOUS exlosion!!
One note.. Try to get 99% pure Iso-Propyl Alcolhol.. The lesser the purity,
the lesser the chance of explosion.. Same with the acetone!   BE CAREFUL!!
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                             Force Grenade
 
This little bastard will blow just about anyone 30-100 feet back!! Can cause
a car to nearly flip over.. and can cause almost nuclear damage to a window!
Simply Grab the vineger, grab the ol ARM and HAMMER baking soda. Take a
cheap plastic bottle(2 liter is good). Take some paper towels.Fill them with
alot of baking soda. Wrap them VERY thoughroughly(but small enof to still fit
thru the neck of the bottle). FIll the bottle about 60% up with vineger. TAke
the baking soda rolls you made(about 10) and drop them in. then just
close, and throw.. FAST!! The reaction causes a HUGE amount of CO2 gas
to be produced.. causing a BIG BOOM!
You can ALSO use a glass bottle, which will create MANY nice, sharp glass
shards! Which function nicely as an anti-personel device.
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                                 Death Grenade
This is the same as a force grenade, except the minor fact that it releases
a cloud of poison gas SO deadly it will kill just about anyone nearby!
(not to mention the sheer power of the bomb!)
Just replace the Arm-n-hammer with any ammonia containing liquid (ammonia Water
works the best (ammonium hydroxide))
Replace the vineger with a chlorine containing liquid, like industrial strength
chlorine bleach.
Ever wonder why they allways tell you not to mix the two?? Now you know.. they
produce chlorine gas.
heh heh..
This will produce QUITE a blast.. and a green cloud that will sweep a city
block.. so try not to be downwind of the bomb!! It will also take longer to
explode..So you have more time to throw the grenade.. BUT Don't be thinking...
"Gee, I have all the time in the world.. I think I'll have a few cigs before I
throw this" Or you will end up looking VERY dead. By more time I mean about 10-
15 more seconds added to the safety margin before the thing HAS to be thrown!
Another STRANGE thing you can do with this one is, tie a turpentine soaked rag
around the bottle.. (DO NOT LIGHT) This will react with the chlorine, and 
catch on fire, releasing TONS of black smoke.. and an interestingly noxious 
smell..which is also probably very dangerous. (No I'm not sure.. Would YOU 
stand neara death grenade to find out whether or not it was deadly??)
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                               Fire Grenade

Quite simple. Same as above two.  Use Calcium Carbide and water.
Harder to do because CaC2 is NOT usually a houshold chemical.. Unless your 
wife is a speliologist.
Now.. Simply tie a gasoline soaked rag to the bottle, light, throw.. run.

SHould make a nice, big.. powerful blast.. emitting a HUGE fireball!!
This should be used with a glass bottle, be advised.. if you throw the bottle
to hard.. it will break, causing a not-so-awesome explosion..
Of course.. when using glass you could allways cushion the outside!
All of these should be thrown as soon as they are closed.. The gases they
produce are quite harmful.. and being nearby when one explodes is 
ALLWAYS a bad idea!!
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                           Propane/Butane Bomb

Well, this bomb was constructed by us in an attempt to not only make an
antipersonnel device which was easy to construct, but also to create the
biggest fireball that the world has ever seen.  So, you get the power of pure
butane, with the added advantage of simplicity in construction...have phun!

    1.  A Cannister of Butane Fuel: Easy to obtain, this can be found at just
        about any good drugstore, certainly at a hardware store.
    2.  Gun Powder: See above.
    3.  Plastic Container: Preferably a TupperWare-(tm) glass, as it will both
        melt away and explode, while glass will shatter with heat, and metal
    4.  A Fuse: You can buy these in places, but if you don't want to go thru
        the hassle, simply rub model glue all over a string, it'll work just
    5.  Masking Tape: Or electrical tape, or cellophane tape, or whatever kind
        of tape that you've got lying 'round the house.
 Assembly
    1.  Fill the plastic container with 1/4 to 1/2 inch of powder.
        it down -- lightly, just so that it fully fills in the container.
    4.  Insert the fuse at least 1/2 inch into the powder, and pack the
        surrounding powder as in step 3.  Seal the top of the container around
    7.  RUN LIKE HELL!!
    8.  (Detonation): If this is done correctly, of the fireball, 
        the immediate, (and non-immediate), area will be "up in smoke," persay.
                      A Diagram of Proper Construction
                                         __|  Butane   |
                          >*<      _   /
                           |      | | /
                           |.|.|       |.:.|
                           |.|.|       |.:.| \
                           |:|:| RONCO |:.:|  \__|  Plastic  |
                           |:.:|       |___|______| Notice the "designer" |
                           |_:.|_______|.:.|     
                       |   butane fuel, here!  |
              |  Gun   |__/|:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:|
              | Powder |   |_______________|
______________________________________________________________________________
 enhancements!!!
 Use propane instead of Butane.
 Use an oxygen tank along with the butane/propane.(BIG WHITE BOOM!!)
 Ever see those HUGE propane canisters used in outdoor BBQ's? Get the idea?!?
 No oxygen tanks?? Use Whipped Cream(in the spray container)
 No butane/propane?? Use WD40 or other aerosols!! (WD40 and other lubricants
 are the best tho)

All of these should make your little butane bomb capable of nuking a city..
Or.. just drop yours off by the local propane cylinder exhange at your corner
store.. heh heh..
Of course.. there are those HUGE propane canisters.(6-20 ft long!!)
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those would be fun to watch.
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                               Nitrogen Tri-iodide.

  Simple enof.  Take alot of ammonia water, mix with 3-4 bottles of iodine.
Shake for 5 minutes. Filter through MR Coffee filter about 10 times.
Let dry.

A) You now have a crimson substance with explosive properties, and a nasty
temper.. (Extremely shock sensitive)
B) You may also use the liquid over again..(Re mix with iodine. make more!!)
You have a virtually endless supply, as long as you have Iodine bottles, you
have explosives!!
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A useful chemical. These aren't exact measurements.. but when you are in a
hurry.. you could care less.
50/50 Acetone/Hydrogen Peroxide.
add 10 drops Muriatic(pool) acid.

Have fun with white filtrate.The Filtrate is somewhat SHOCK SENSITIVE.. so be
advised not to stomp on, hit, mutilate or whatever while in possesion.
The main way of setting this off though is to use a wick, or fire of some
sort.. I suppose it could be used as a replacement for gunpowder.. but I
haven't tried. Also.. It usually takes a few hours to complete the reaction..
so be patient.. Try heating it in a 40C water bath.. that should speed it up
alot!
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                               Tennis Ball Bomb

SImple enof. Take tennis ball, strike anywhere matches, gunpowder. Cut the
heads off the matches. Open up the tennis ball. Fill the tennis ball with 
those match heads. Pour in some gunpowder for kick. Seal the hole up with rubber
cement and duct tape.. Throw at your enemy(very hard!) watch fun as he dies!!
These little pukes     quite powerful.. but take QUITE a shock to set off! My
advice is to practice your pitching skills before taking on an enemy with
these.. or you could end up dead, and laughed at.  Also.. NEVER SQUEEZE!!!!
One time we moved a 50 lb park bench about a foot with one. Imagine the fun you
could have, if you made a HUGE batch of these, got a car, and one of those nice
MR. TENNIS PRACTICE SERVERS. You know.. The ones that shoot tennis balls out at
high speeds for court practice!! You could take out a fucking niegborhood!!
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                        Basic Moltov Cocktail

   60% oil, 40% gasoline. Wine bottle filled with mixture,rag soaked in
mixture. Cork.

Put rag in bottle, so most of it sticks out. Cork the bottle. Light the rag.
Throw at intended target. The bottle will break, releasing the oil/gas mixture.
The burning rag will ignite this, and the whole area will be covered in fire!
Now to have fun, replace oil with styrofoam!! NOW watch the fun when it
explodes!!
Of course you could allways use Blast Oil instead of gasoline.. :)
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                               Spray Bottle Flamethrower.
    
Even EASIER..  Get one of your nice little spray bottles,(mom or wife uses
them to water houseplants). Fill with one of many liquids..
  * Blast Oil
  * Gasoline
  * Ethyl or Iso-propyl Alcolhol
    Boiling Water
    Chlorine Bleach
  * Naptha(lighter fluid)
    Drano(or other like fluids)
  * Nail polish Remover
Now.. If it has an asterick beside it.. SImply pull out MR lighter, and hold 
in front of the blast! Turn to MIST for a deathly fireball, or STREAM for a 
nice fine of deadly fire! For the other liquids, ALLWAYS USE STREAM!! TRy 
to aim for the face. If you can hit the eyes, any of these are guaranteed to 
blind the enemy.
No spray?? Look under the sink.. Maybe a WINDEX bottle, OR.. if you
have children.. a squirt gun will do nicely. Be warned! Many of these liquids
will eat through plastic! So if your weapon catches on fire.. THROW! Do not
attempt to put it out! Also try and use them quickly.. or you may end up
covered in DRANO! (The tip of the weapon will occasionally catch on fire.. 
this is OK.. but be careful and put it out.. the tip may melt.. and you is 
toast when it does!!
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Present..     How to Idiot Hack.

Say what?? You want into your fave unix,vax, or whatever system.. but you
don't have an account? well you could allways BRUTE FORCE hack an account.. 
But this is a waste of time.. and most times doesn't work..
Instead.. you IDIOT hack..
Yes.. the sad truth about users of School Mainframes is.. They have no
idea what they are doing!
All you need is a list of accounts on the system you hope to hack..
Ask around to the local hackers.. maybe they have a few.. or if you can get
in.. youve got it made..

Simply.

more /ect/passwd

this will show you the ENTIRE userlist for the system.

capture this..

Now hangup and logon again..

Take the first account and go to the login prompt..
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(I will use Unix for an example here..)

Login:gwbempky
Password:.........

Well.. what do you do?? You need a password.. It's actually quite simple.. 90%
of the users have the SAME PASSWORD AS THIER LOGIN NAME.

So.. just go down the list, pump int the user name , then pump it in again for
the password. I guarantee you will get at LEAST 1-10 acounts that way.. simply
find one that hasn't been used in a LONG time.(It will tell you the last login
when you logon) Now type passwd or something like that and commendeer the
account.. Or to make it last longer.. just leave it alone and try to erase all
traces of your existance.  Chances are the user is a fool, so you can trick 
him with simple things like hidden dirs!
just type mkdir .programs
this will create a dir named .programs  that will only show up if the user
typed ls -lt *

This system is PROVEN to work.. I have found 10 out of 15 attempts to work!!
After that.. it got so hilariously funny I couldn't continue and just
comendeered one.
So.. Get a userlist.. and HACK!! HACK HACK HACK!! And enjoy your new
UNIX/VAX/WHATEVER accounts!
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                        Kermit and the Dial command

imbeded DEEP in the code for KERMIT..(that horrid UNIX
transfer protocal) Is a VERY nice function..

dial

YEs.. YOu can call your favorite BBS at about 9600 BPS.. regardless of 
your modem speed.... AND It's all charged to the UNIX SYSTEM!!
Now.. to find out if your host has this feature enter Kermit, and type "?"
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If it sez dial.. you are in BUisiness!!

Simply type the following commands..

help dial
help set line
help set modem
help set speed

this should give you an idea of what yer up against.

First thing to do.. is to set the modem..
type   set modem ?
this will give you a nice list of modems to chose from.. you should choose
Hayes.. this is usually the best..

Now type set line ?
this will tell you what to set the line to!! In my case I have to CWD to /dev
then type  set line tty
Now type set speed to whatever value.
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YOU have an outdial!!

Now type

dial XXXXXXXXXX  <<<<------------wHAT EVER U want

if not.. you did something wrong..
after it screws around fer awhile.. type connnect at the prompt..
and there's yer terminal screen!!

now download whatever you want..(AT 9600!!) and use the bbs normally..

now you can exit.. and download everything from your unix site using
kermit(yuk!)..  Slow.. but FREE!!
BTW- I advise against using this feature if you have a legit account! the
school may just BILL you!! ($953.45 for 34 calls to Syracuse NY)

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