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I got %s for %s Cool. %s for %s. %s and I got this pair for %s. %s plus a pair which is %s. Wow, %s and a pair, too. That's %s. Neat. %s and a pair for %s. Ok, lookee here. %s and a three of a kind for %s. %s and then I got %s for this three of a kind. %s and my three of a kind here for %s more. %s and a three of a kind for %s. Wow! Even radder. %s and a four of a kind for %s. I am on a roll!. We have %s and a four of a kind for %s. Okay! Like we got %s and a four of a kind for %s more. Rad! %s and a four of a kind for %s. %s. And look here, I get %s for a run, too. Let's see here. There's %s and there's also a run for %s. %s and a run for %s. I'm getting good, aren't I? %s and a run for %s.                                         Rad. I got these %s and I'm knocking. We're dealing with %s, you know? Okay, to knock I gotta get %s or under. We got %s for the knock value. Gin! Gin! Gin! Oh boy! I did it! Gin! Rad. I beat you! I got gin. Gin. See, gin!  Right? I won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s point%s! Cool! Like, I tied you!  I get 25 points. Sorry, man. I tied you, I guess, what, 25, right? Oh boy! You've been tied. That gives me 25. You know, I think I tied you!  Yeah, so I get 25 points. Oh boy, I get %s point%s. Alright! I get me %s point%s, right? Cool. I get %s point%s. I be hummin' now! I just got %s point%s. Okay! I'm gonna knock on %s. Lookee here, man. I'm gonna just knock now with %s. Don't look now but I can knock. I got %s. Why not! I guess I'll knock on %s. Sorry, man, but I underKnocked you by %s. I get %s point%s. Rad!  You just got underKnocked by %s. I gotcha, man! I underKnocked you by %s.  Looks like I get %s point%s. Oops, you've just been underKnocked by %s so I get %s point%s, right? Let's see here. I have %s. Okay, let's count. Yup, I got me %s. Oh boy, I got %s in here. Nuts. I got %s. Cool. That and gin gives me %s point%s. That's what altogether?  %s point%s, right? I'm goin' dancin'! I just got %s point%s! Like, wow! I get %s point%s altogether.  Rad. I got .... %s. Let's see. I got %s. I got %s. Yeah, like I got %s. Radical! I got 31! Oh boy, I did it. I got 31! Look, everyone. I got 31. I did it! 31! Cool, man. Knockin', man. Rad! Look out! I'm knocking. Can you dig it? I'm knocking. So, like, I think I'll knock. I'm just gonna first-hand now, okay? I got %s. Oh boy, I think I'll first-hand with %s now. Can I first-hand now with just %s? Cool. Ziiippp! Gotcha. I'm first-handing with %s. Wow, like I beat you with %s. Neato!  I gotcha with %s. You're beaten, man. I got %s. Don't look now but I beat you with %s. Oops. Looks like that beats my %s. Wow, my %s just got beat. There goes my %s. Just like my allowance last week. My %s is history. Zapp!, look! We tied! I tied you, man. Cool, like, we're tied, you know? Oh boy, I thought I was gone but I tied you. You all lose! I beatcha all, didn't I? Looks like you all just lost. Everyone else loses! Nuts. I got the lowest hand. I think I'm the loser, right, cause my hand's the lowest one. Oops. I blew it! Yipes! I lose. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. I blew it. I lose 2. Didn't get you all. Looks like I'm out 2. Nil rad! Looks like I gotta fork over 2, doesn't it? Boy! I needed to beat everyone and I didn't! I lose 2. Yeah! I got each of ya so you all lose. You're all mine now! I did it!  Rad, man, rad. Everyone loses, you know? I won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. I tell you, I won? And do you know with how much?  %s point%s, that's what. I like this game. I won with %s point%s! Zapp!! I didn't get any points with that trick. That trick's mine. I think that that's my trick. It's mine. I got the deuce of clubs so I start. I'll start cause I got the deuce of clubs. The deuce of clubs has been found, man. Let's roll! I'm pulling the deuce right outta my sleeve. Ok, I can start this. Cool! I get to start, don't I? Sure, yeah. I play now. I need to go to the bathroom but I'll start and then go. Let's see. That's %s to you, %s. Zapp!! %s to you, %s. %s is what's to you, %s. %s to you, %s. I gotta do my homework, or something. I'm losin' here. Like, I gotta just fold into nothin'. Shoot. I got to fold. Rad! I'm 'IT'. I guess I gotta fold. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Nil rad! I'm outta tokens. Oops. I am out of tokens. I guess I'm done. Call a taxi. I'm outta tokens. I'm outta tokens. I'm through. I won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s. I like this game. I won with %s point%s! We won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like we won with %s. You mean we won? With how much?  Oh, %s. I like this game. We won with %s point%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just magically levitate that trick on over here. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. Yeah, I can take %s. No prob. Shoot yeah, I'll go %s. Rats! I went set by %s.  That means I lose %s. I blew it by %s, didn't I?  I guess I lose %s. Okay, okay. I see. I'm set by %s.  So I lose %s. I went set by %s.  I gotta lose %s, don't I? Rats! We went set by %s.  That means we lose %s. We blew it by %s, didn't we?  I guess we lose %s. Okay, okay. I see. We're set by %s.  So we lose %s. We went set by %s.  We're gonna lose %s, don't we? I got my %s trick%s. I get %s point%s. Pooh! Magically all my %s trick%s are here. Cool. I did it after all. Got %s trick%s. Get %s point%s, right? Okay, that's cool. I took my %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. We did it, man. We got %s trick%s for %s point%s. Wow! I was wondering. But we did it. We got %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Not bad, huh? We took %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. We took our %s trick%s, man. We're gonna get %s point%s. Zapp!! I not only took my %s book%s but %s more! That gives me %s. Okay, man, I see. I got my %s book%s and %s more to boot. That's %s. I got the %s trick%s and %s more. I get %s point%s, right? Radical. Not only did I get my %s trick%s but I got %s more.  Cool. I get %s point%s. Zapp!! We not only took our %s trick%s but %s more! That gives us %s point%s. Okay, man, I see. We got our %s trick%s and %s more to boot. That's %s point%s. We got the %s trick%s and %s more. We get %s point%s, right? Radical. Not only did we get our %s trick%s but we got %s more.  Cool. We get %s point%s. I didn't take a trick. Nil rad, man. Zip. Nutin' The big Zippo. I didn't take a single one. Zapp!, like I said, I took none so I get 100. Cool, man. I took none so I get 100 points. I get my 100 points for not taking any, right? I did it! So I get 100 points. Rats! I wasn't supposed to take any but I did. I lose 100. Darn it! I took some so I lose 100. Rad! I blew it, didn't I? I'm gonna lose 100. Looks like I'm out 100 for blowing it like I did. Zapp!, like I said, we took none. Cool, man. we took none so we did the Nil bid thing. We got away with none, partner! We did it! We did it!  We didn't take any. Rats! We weren't supposed to take any but we did. Darn it! We took some. Rad! We blew it, didn't we?. Looks like we're goofing up. We took some when we weren't supposed to. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Well, look! We won! Zapp!!Zapp!! We won! We won! Cool. Looks like we won! We won! Right? Yeah, we won. Cool! That's my trick. I'll just magically levitate that trick on over here. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. No prob. I'll go %s. Can I do %s? No prob! Let's see. I took %s trick%s for %s point%s. Okay, I took %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. Cool, man. I took %s trick%s. That means I get %s point%s, ain't that right? Let's see. We took %s trick%s for %s point%s. Okay, we took %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Cool, Daddy-O. We took %s trick%s. That means we get %s point%s, ain't that right? I blew it! I didn't take enough so I don't get nothing. Rats! I didn't do good enough so I get nothing. I guess if you don't take the tricks, you don't get the points. Oh boy! Not enough, is there? I get nothing. We blew it! We didn't take enough so we don't get nothing. Rats! We didn't do good enough so we get nothing. I guess if you don't take the tricks, you don't get the points. Oh boy! Not enough, is there? We get nothing. Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Rad! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Well, look! We won! Zapp!!Zapp!! We won! We won! Cool. Looks like we won! We won! Right? Yeah, we won. Cool! That's my trick. I'll just magically levitate that trick on over here. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I do now? Oh, I guess %s. Oh boy.....I guess I'll bid %s. No prob! %s! Let's see.  %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Rad! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. I gotta start the bid at %s, right? Okay, if I gotta, I'll start at %s. Let's see. I gotta start at %s. I gotta start bidding at %s. Bye me. I pass. I gotta pass. Rad! I pass. Gee, we went set by %s. Sorry, we're set! Oh boy, I'm sorry. we went set %s point%s. Yipes! We're set! Gee, I went set by %s. Sorry, I'm set! Oh boy, I'm sorry. I went set %s point%s. Yipes! I'm set! Yipes! I ain't gotta marriage or a nine. Rad! I blew it! There ain't a marriage or even a lousy 9. Rats! Rats! No marriage.  No 9. Ouch! Looks like I'm flunking out, man! I ain't got a marriage or a 9. Oh boy! You all dropped the bid on me, didn't you? It's what? %s.? Okay, so I got the bid at %s.  Even if I don't want it. Rad! I may be in trouble here.  The bid is %s now, right? The bid is at %s. I wish I could make some good cards magically appear. That was the last trick! Zapp!! I got the last trick! Looks like I got the last trick! Last trick! Cool! Yipes! No tricks, no meld. I blew it.  I didn't take a single trick so I lose all my meld. Brother. Why me? Guess I lose my meld, huh? Rad! I kinda messed up, huh? So..like..I lose the meld, right? Yipes! No tricks, no meld. We blew it.  We didn't take a single trick so we lose all our meld. Brother. Why me? Guess we lose our meld, huh? Rad! We kinda messed up, huh? So..like..we lose the meld, right?                 I won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s point%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just magically levitate that trick on over here. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. No prob!  %s! I'll do %s. No prob. Ooops! Nil rad! I took too many!. Rats! Too many, huh! I kinda got carried away, didn't I? Oh, alright! I blew it. I musta kinda blew that, huh? Rats! Oh heck! Not enough. Rats! Right! I did it! Rad! I did it! I did it.  I took what I said I would. Zapp!!!! Like I said. No prob, man. Let's see.  %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Rad! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. This is the final hand so there's no trump. This is the 'no-trump' hand. Okay. The last hand. This one ain't gotta trump. Stand-by! This is a no-trump hand. Good luck to me! I won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s point%s! We won with %s point%s! Oh boy! Looks like we won with %s point%s. You mean we won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. We won with %s point%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just magically levitate that trick on over here. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Rad! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. Bye me. I pass. I gotta pass. Rad! I pass. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Rad! I guess we can try it. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Rad! I guess we can try it. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Rad! I guess we can try it. Nah! I don't like it! Forget it! No way! I don't think I want it. Hmmmm.....I think we should forget it. Zapp!, let's try %s as trump. We can have %s as trump, okay?. If we .... sure ... %s. I want %s to be trump, okay? Ouch! we got took We blew it! Oh, rats! We were EUCHRED! We didn't do it. We blew it, huh? Rad! We did it! Look! We did it!  Yesssss Well done, man. We are victorious. We made it! We gottem all! Like, wow.  All of them. Each one! Like, I love it! Oh wow! Rad! We gottem all! Ouch! I got took I blew it! Oh, rats! I was EUCHRED! I didn't do it. I blew it, huh? Rad! I did it! Look! I did it!  Yesssss Hey, I did it, man. Triple rad. I made it! I gottem all! Like, wow.  All of them. Each one! Like, I love it! Oh wow! Rad! I gottem all! I'm gonna play the left bower. I love this name. Left bower. Rad! Say hi to the left bower. Like pullin' a rabbit outta my hat. Presto, here's the left bower. Nothin' up my sleeve but this right bower. I got the right bower. Let's see. This is the right bower. Look out! Here comes the right bower. Should I go it alone?  Okay. I'll try this by myself. I can do it all along. Oh, gosh! I'm gonna try it by myself. My deal. I get to deal. Zapp!! It's my deal. Rad! It's my deal. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Okay, I'll meld these. Let's see! I can meld these. Rad! I can meld these! Look out! I'm gonna meld these guys. 'Spect I'll spec. Rad! I can spec here. I'll spec. Like, I can spec now. Well, I'll just add this. Ok, I'll add these. Oooh! I can add these. Great! How about I add these? I'm outta here! Beam me up!!! The Simpsons are on, I think. I'm gone! I am going out. Well, maybe...okay, I'll take from here. Should I?  Okay, from here. I'll take from here. I'll draw from right here. I think I'll just take from the deck. Nah, I'll stick with the deck. Let's see what the deck has. I'll take from the deck. Let's see, %s gets %s. Okay, I gotta give %s %s. %s, you get %s. %s, how about %s? Okay, I get %s. Hmmm, I get %s. I'm gonna get %s. I get %s. Okay, now %s are wild. %s are the wild cards. I think I'll have %s be wild. %s are wild. Rats. I lost %s. Looks like I lost %s. I'm out %s. Oh, great. Now I'm out %s. At least I broke even. Okay, I kinda ended up even, didn't I? I broke even. Zippo! Zapp!! I made %s. Looks like I get %s. Good enough! I made %s. I made %s. Look like I got %s in meld. Hmmmm. Zapp!! I got %s. Wow! %s! I got %s in meld. Yipes! There's still %s in my hand. Oh, rats. I still have %s left in my hand. Oh, boy! Looks I got stuck with %s. There's still %s left in my hand. Gee! Oh oh Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Last year, I learned how to pull a rabbit out of my hat. This year, I'm trying to learn how to put it back in. My favorite show is 'Are You Afraid of the Dark' but it comes on after my bed time so I watch it in the dark. Now THAT'S scary. My mom says I can charm a bird out of a tree. My pop says I'm like to charge it money to put it back. They're both right! It's weird! My sister gets a check for delivery papers and she doesn't spend it right away. I mean, like, that's sick or something. Did I tell you I'm the goalie on my soccer team? I may not be big but I can jump real high and move real fast. You should come see me play some time. I got a chain letter the other day. Mom says they're a waste of time but I don't know. I mean, she's not the one getting the bad luck for throwin' it away. Pick a card. Any card. I'm not talkin' about a magic trick, you know. I'm hoping you'll play something soon. My sister Jennifer sometimes takes as long as you. That usually means we get into a fight. My mom says I should respect my elders. I'd respect you a lot more if you made a move once in a while. Playing you is like playing Grandpa. It takes a long time between moves and there a lot of snoring goin' on. Let me guess! You went into a trance and you can't get out, right? Okay, here's the deal. I help you decide what to do next and you help me with five dollars. How's that? Have you seen my mom tonight? She is REALLY p.o.'d. I don't think I'd better tell you what I did. My buddy and I changed the letters on his dad's TOYOTA pickup. Now it says ATYOOT. Well, he is from New York, you know. I made a promise to myself that I wouldn't fight with my sisters any more. I won't keep it but I did promise. I wish instead of two sisters I had two brothers. Or two dogs. Or two ANYTHING. Having your pop be in the computer game industry is neat. You get to see a lot of new games and it doesn't cost you anything. Man, I don't know. My pop's in the computer game business. He gives me a computer for Christmas. Now he expects me to use it on HOMEWORK! I get all A's and B's in school. I'd get all A's if they'd just listen to reason once in a while. Okay, here's my idea. I'll get out my magic kit. I'll saw you in half. Then there'd be two of you deciding what to do next. Yeah, I can use that one. OOOh, I want that one! Zapp!!!!! I need that one! Thank you! Thank you! No, thanks! No, no, no. Forget it, man. I draw from the deck. The deck, man. The deck I don't want this. I'll get rid of this one. So long! Rad! I can dump this one. Oooh! I got hit bad, man Ouch! That smarts! I didn't want any! Rats. Okay, I guess I have to take it. But, hey, I don't want any more, okay? Oooh! I forgot I had her! Yipes! I didn't play that queen right, did I? OhOh!, I had her and I should have gotten rid of her. I was supposed to give her to someone else, wasn't I? Ouch! She really hurts you! Zapp!! I didn't want her! Well, geez. Isn't that...oh, not again! She's even MORE points. No! My deal. I get to deal. Zapp!! It's my deal. Rad! It's my deal. Well, look! I won! Zapp!!Zapp!! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Okay, I'll meld these. Let's see! I can meld these. Rad! I can meld these! Look out! I'm gonna meld these guys. 'Spect I'll spec. Rad! I can spec here. I'll spec. Like, I can spec now. Well, I'll just add this. Ok, I'll add these. Oooh! I can add these. Great! How about I add these? I'm outta here! I want to watch Batman on tv so I'm goin' out. Sorry about this, man, but I'm out! I am going out. No prob! I'll take from here. Hey, no prob. I'm gettin' from here. I'll take from here. I'll draw from right here. I think I'll just take from the deck. Nah, I'll stick with the deck. Let's see what the deck has. I'll take from the deck. Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. Wake me when someone starts. What? Oh, I do. Ok! Okay, fine. It's my turn. Rad. I get to do something. No prob, man. It's my turn. My turn, you know. That'll do it for me. Your turn. I'm done for now. Still no 31 so I guess it's your turn. Rats! I didn't get it! I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. This looks like a good one to play. I think I'll play this one. I'm gonna play this, okay? This's the one to play. Hey, let's try %s. %s, man. I'd like %s now. Let's go with %s. Okay, now %s are wild. %s are the wild cards. I think I'll have %s be wild. %s are wild. Let's see here. I have %s point%s. Okay, let's count. Yup, I got me %s point%s. Oh boy, I got %s point%s in here. Nuts. I got %s point%s. I think I gotta draw a card. I need another card. Oh, I'd better take a card now. Rats! I didn't want another card but I gotta have one. Man, I still gotta draw! This is STUPID!! I still havta draw! Ain't I got enough without having to draw more? I'm getting tired of drawing. Now I'm REALLY upset. I still gotta draw. I don't BELIEVE this! I'm still drawing. Now I'm REALLY upset. I still gotta draw. I don't BELIEVE this! I'm still drawing. Ha! %s, you gotta take 2. You need some more cards, %s, so I'll let you have 2 more. %s, you get to get 2 more. %s, take two more!. Bye me. I pass. I gotta pass. Rad! I pass. Rad, man! I got the least cards so I win this hand. Rad, man! I got the least cards so I win this hand. Rad, man! I got the least cards so I win this hand. Rad, man! I got the least cards so I win this hand.  nd.  