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bHey! I got His Nobs. I can get a point for His Nobs, can't I? Thanks for His Nobs. His Nobs! He's cute. Hey, I won! I won! Look at this! I think I won by %s..or was it less? I love this! Thanks for letting me win. This is great! I mean, I won by %s point%s. You can Go, you know. I don't have anything so you'd better Go. Go! I'm done. You can go, okay? I got the last card. Hey, I get the point for the last card! Last Card Last Card That make it %s, right? Isn't it %s now? %s Okay, now its...ummm....%s. Hey, it's %s for .... %s. %s, right? I think I get %s. Oh, neat! %s for %s points, right? %s for %s Hey! I don't have anything! Oh, pooh! There's nothing here. Well, that's a bummer. I don't have any points! I don't have ANYTHING!.....Do I? Hey, it's %s for .... %s. %s, right? I think I get %s. Oh, neat! %s for %s points, right? %s for %s Oh, neat! It's %s and I got this pair, too. That's %s. This'll make it %s and then there's this pair for ... %s. Oh, thank you, thank you! %s and this pair for %s. %s and a pair for %s. You are SOOOO sweet. I got it! I got it! %s and LOOK! A three of a kind for %s. I'm so excited! It's %s now. Look here! I got a three of a kind! Oh boy! Oh boy! %s and this three of a kind. That's worth ... %s. %s and a three of a kind for %s. Thank you, thank you! I got it! I got it! %s and LOOK! A four of a kind for %s. I'm so excited! It's %s now. Look here! I got a four of a kind! Oh boy! Oh boy! %s and this four of a kind. That's worth ... %s. %s and a four of a kind for %s. Thank you, thank you! Hee hee hee! %s and there's a run for ... %s %s and a run for .... don't tell me .... %s %s and a run for 2 ... no, I mean, it's %s. %s and a run for ... oh, how many is that worth? ... Yeah, %s                                         What's it called? The 'Knock value'? Well, anyways, it's %s. We can knock on less than %s..I mean %s or less. %s. That's what we can knock on, okay? Listen, that is the Knock thing, okay? It's %s. I did it! I did it! I got Gin! Hah! I got GIN! Now who's the dumby? GIN! How do like them apples, huh? Sorry about that but I got me Gin! I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. Well, what do you know! I tied you! Hehehehe! You didn't win after all! I got the same as you! I just tied you. I bet you never expected THAT, did you? Just put me down for 25 points cause this blonde just tied you. So, altogether I get....oh...%s. Okay so I guess I get %s point%s. Looks like I'm gonna get %s point%s. I get %s point%s. Isn't that right? Well, just say so. Oooh, I think I'd better knock on %s. I'm going to knock now on %s, okay? I'm knocking on %s. That's legal, isn't it? What was the knock value again?....I remember! Okay, I'm gonna knock on %s. I-got-less-than-you-did. Hold on, smarty-pants. I have less than that! I'm %s under you so I get to get %s. Underknock! Underknock! I got %s less than you got. I have....%s. How much is this?  Oh, yeah, %s. I got me %s. I have %s. That's good, huh? I wish Petey could see these %s point%s. Wow, altogether, I get %s. Didn't think I could do it, did you? Well, I did and I get %s. %s point%s for me! I have .... %s. Let's see, I got .... um .... %s. I got 24...no, 17, no, %s. %s. Isn't that right? I got 21!. No, that's a different game. I got 31! 31! Everybody LOSES!  31! 31! 31! 31! 31! I don't believe it!  Okay, okay, I'm gonna knock. Knock Knock! Hehehehe! Oh, do I dare? Why not! KNOCK! KNOCK! (I think.) I'm gonna 'first-ummm', yeah This that first-something thing, okay? I'll do a first-....oh, why can't I ever remember that? I'm...ummm...'firsting' it, okay? I gotcha with %s. My %s beat you. Look, look! I got more than you. I beatcha with %s. Well, that whoops my %s. I beat you!....No, I didn't....You beat me. I guess my %s isn't good enough. This is such a bummer! That beats my %s. At least I tied you. You thought you had me but we tied. I tied you. How about that, huh? I beat you....No, I just tied you. I think you all lose, don't you? Well, that means everybody else has to lose. Wow, looks like everyone's gotta lose, huh? Everyone loses! Sorry about that! Oh, darnit! I got the lowest hand. Whew! For a minute there I thought I was the lowest....oh, I am! Oh for Pete's sake! I got the lowest. I've got the lowest hand, don't I? I beat you! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU. I won? Really? I won! I won! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you. I should NEVER have tried that. Now I lost 2. I'm sorry. I'll give up 2. Oh oh! I made a boo-boo, didn't I? I kinda messed up there. I'm out 2. I beatcha all so..... Well, I didn't do too bad there, did I? You all gotta lose. Ok, everybody toss one in cause I WON! YES! I did it! You each lose one. I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. I don't mind taking this trick. That's my trick. I don't mind taking this one. That's my trick, right? I got the .... ummm ... two of clubs. I don't have it.....Oh, yes, I do. Here's the Two. Okay, I got the Two so I'm gonna start. I got the two. Is everyone ready to start? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. Okay, %s to you, %s. Okay? It's ... ummm ... %s to you, ummm ... %s. That's %s to you, %s. I'm making it %s for you. Okay, %s. Well, that really got me. I'm done! NO! I don't have anything that'll play! I'm done, thanks to you guys. Thanks for nothing!  You caught me I beat you! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU. I won? Really? I won! I won! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you. I'm out of the game now! You finally got rid of me. I'm all done. I don't have any tokens left. I'm finished. I lost it all. I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. We beat you with %s! We aren't too bad together, are we? We won? Really? We won with %s point%s? Wow! See, a little skill and a little luck and you can win. Alright! That's my trick. It's mine? Great! Oh, good! That's mine. That trick is mine, isn't it? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. I think I can take %s. I'll take %s. At least I hope I will. Oh boy, I hope I can take %s. I'm going to bid %s. Oh, wouldn't you just know it! I went set by %s. I'm set, aren't I?  Oh darnit! Well, I mean, really! I tried but NOOOOO. I'm set by %s. I just went set, didn't I? I'm set by %s. Oh, wouldn't you just know it! We went set by %s. We're set, aren't we?  Oh darnit! Well, I mean, really! We tried but NOOOOO. we're set by %s. We just went set, didn't we? We're set by %s. I got what I needed. Hey, I did it! I got what I bid. To be honest, I didn't think I could do it but I DID. Oh, boy! I did it! I took my bid. We got what we needed. Hey, we did it! We got what we bid. To be honest, I didn't think we could do it but we DID. Oh, boy! We did it! We took my bid. Wow! Not only did I get the %s trick%s I wanted, I got %s more. That gives me ... uh ... %s point%s. I got the %s book%s I needed....Hey, I got %s more! Did I do it or what! I got what I needed and more. Wow! I was worried for a bit but not now! The %s book%s I wanted and %s more. Wow! Not only did we get the %s we wanted, we got %s more. That gives us ... uh ... %s. We got the %s we needed....Hey, we got %s more! Did we do it or what! The %s we needed and %s more. Wow! I was worried for a bit but not now! The %s we wanted and %s more. I didn't want any and I didn't take any. I did good. You probably didn't think I'd do it, am I right? Well, I did. Well, I got away without taking any. I didn't get any. I didn't want any and I didn't take any. I did good. You probably didn't think I'd do it, am I right? Well, I did. Well, I got away without taking any. I didn't get any. Oops. I wasn't supposed to take any. I wasn't supposed to take any, was I? I took some and I wasn't supposed to, was I? I didn't want to take any but, well, I goofed. We didn't want any and we didn't take any. We did good. You probably didn't think we'd do it, am I right? Well, we did. Well, we got away without taking any. We didn't get any. Oops. we weren't supposed to take any. We weren't supposed to take any, were we? We took some and we weren't supposed to, were we? We didn't want to take any but, well, we goofed. I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. We beat you with %s! We aren't too bad together, are we? We won? Really? We won with %s point%s? Wow! See, a little skill and a little luck and you can win. Alright! That's my trick. It's mine? Great! Oh, good! That's mine. That trick is mine, isn't it? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. I think I can take %s. I'll take %s. At least I hope I will. Oh boy, I hope I can take %s. I'm going to bid %s. I got ... umm ... %s trick%s. Hey, look. I got %s book%s. That's %s point%s. I got %s trick%s. Do you see that? Not bad, huh? I got %s point%s. We got ... umm ... %s trick%s. Hey, look. We got %s. We got %s trick%s. Do you see that? Not bad, huh? We got %s point%s. Oh, darn! I didn't do good enough. Now I get nothing. Oh oh oh! I didn't do too good. I don't get a thing, do I? Oh drat! I tried but didn't do good enough. I guess I don't get anything cause I didn't get enough tricks. Oh, darn! We didn't do good enough. Now we get nothing. Oh oh oh! We didn't do too good. We don't get a thing, do we? Oh drat! We tried but didn't do good enough. I guess we don't get anything cause we didn't get enough tricks. Let's see, %s are trump. The trump is .... %s. What?....Oh, the trump are %s. %s are trump, okay? I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. We beat you with %s! We aren't too bad together, are we? We won? Really? We won with %s point%s? Wow! See, a little skill and a little luck and you can win. Alright! That's my trick. It's mine? Great! Oh, good! That's mine. That trick is mine, isn't it? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. I'll bid %s. I don't know if I should....Okay, I'm gonna bid %s. I'll make the bid %s. %s. Well, maybe not. Oh, okay. Let's see, %s are trump. The trump is .... %s. What?....Oh, the trump are %s. %s are trump, okay? I do? ... But I don't want to start. Okay, if I have to, %s. I have to do it so I'll bid %s. %s. I only do it because I have to. Okay, since I have to, %s. I pass. I'm gonna pass. I gotta pass. No, by me. We went set %s point%s. I don't believe it! Set by %s. I messed up. I know it. We're set by %s. Oh no! We're set by %s. Can we do it over again? I went set %s point%s. I don't believe it! Set by %s. I messed up. I know it. I'm set by %s. Oh no! I'm set by %s. Can we do it over again? No marriage (Tell me about it!). Not even a nine. Oops, I need a marriage or a nine but I don't have any. I don't see....Nope, no marriage. No nine. Darnit! Oh there's gotta be something! Nope, no marriage. No nine. I don't believe you guys dropped this thing on me! Hey, I don't want this! Well, that figures. You don't want it. You get it dropped on you. Why are you looking at me?....What do you mean, I've got it? Hey, wasn't that the last trick! Oh good! I get the last trick. Doesn't last trick give you something.....Yeah, it does. Last trick! It's mine. Oh, drat! No tricks, no meld, right? I messed up! I gotta lose my meld, don't I? That does it, doesn't it? I lose the meld. There goes my meld! Oh, drat! No tricks, no meld, right? We messed up! We gotta lose our meld, don't we? That does it, doesn't it? We lose the meld. There goes our meld!                 I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. Alright! That's my trick. It's mine? Great! Oh, good! That's mine. That trick is mine, isn't it? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. I think I can take %s. I'll take %s. At least I hope I will. Oh boy, I hope I can take %s. I'm going to bid %s. Oooh! Too many! Oh, I didn't want that many! I did it!  Oh oh, no I didn't. Too many tricks! I messed up. Not enough! Almost, but not quite, huh. What do you mean, not enough? Are you sure? I didn't take enough, did it? .... Oh, yes I did! I did it! I did it! I did it! Well, don't look so surprised that I did it. YOU didn't think I could do it but I did. I gottem, didn't I? Let's see, %s are trump. The trump is .... %s. What?....Oh, the trump are %s. %s are trump, okay? The trump for this one is .... oh, there is no trump. No trump for this hand, okay? No trump this time. No-trump means there isn't any trump, okay? I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. We beat you with %s! We aren't too bad together, are we? We won? Really? We won with %s point%s? Wow! See, a little skill and a little luck and you can win. Alright! That's my trick. It's mine? Great! Oh, good! That's mine. That trick is mine, isn't it? I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. Let's see, %s are trump. The trump is .... %s. What?....Oh, the trump are %s. %s are trump, okay? I pass. I'm gonna pass. I gotta pass. No, by me. I like it! That's okay by me. Okay, let's use it. It's fine, alright? I like it! That's okay by me. Okay, let's use it. It's fine, alright? I like it! That's okay by me. Okay, let's use it. It's fine, alright? Yuch! No way! No, I don't think so. What do you think?....No, forget it. No no no no! I don't want that. Nope. I don't want THAT. Let's have %s as trump. I think %s should be trump. I wouldn't mind it if %s were trump. I think I would like to have %s be trump. Yipes! we just got euched....eurched....euchred.....whatever. We got canastad....no, that's the wrong game....well, we got beaten. We got .... oh, what is the name of this game again? Whatever they call it when ya do bad, we got it. Hey! We made it! Alright! We just made it! We did it! Isn't that great? Oh, I was sure we would make it! We took them all. Looks like we walked 'em....I mean, marched 'em. We got 'em all, didn't we? Hey, it looks like we maked 'em....what? oh, marched 'em. Yipes! I just got euched....eurched....euchred.....whatever. I got canastad....no, that's the wrong game....well, I got beaten. I got .... oh, what is the name of this game again? Whatever they call it when ya do bad, I got it. Hey! I made it! Alright! I just made it! I did it! Isn't that great? Oh, I was sure I would make it! I took them all. Looks like I walked 'em....I mean, marched 'em. I got 'em all, didn't I? Hey, it looks like I maked 'em....what? oh, marched 'em. This is the left bower. Hey, I got the left bowler....bower. I got the left .... umm ... thing. This is the left .... whatchamacallit. This is the right bower. Hey, I got the right bowler....bower. I got the right .... umm ... thing. This is the right .... whatchamacallit. Oh,boy! I think I'm gonna do something crazy and play this all by myself. do you mind it if I try this by myself? I'm gonna do it myself, okay? This I'm gonna do on my own. Wish me luck! It's my deal. I getta deal. Whose deal is it?....Mine??? It's my turn to deal, okay? I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. I think I'll meld these. Well, I got some here that I can meld. I got some here to meld. I can meld these. I got somethin' here that'll spec. Can I spec these? Okay, I'm going to spec something. I'll spec here. I can add something. I'll add these. I got more to put down here. Hey, look! There's more. I think I'll just go out now. Watch out, guys! I'm going out. That's it! I'm done. I think I'll just go out now, okay? I'm gonna get from right here. Oh, I think I'll take from here. I'll take from right.....um....here. Here! That's what I'll get. No, I'd better stay with the deck. Nononono. Just the deck. I don't like this. I'm gonna stay safe. The deck, if you please. Okay, %s, you get %s. I think I'll give %s %s. If you say please, %s, I'll let you have %s. Okay, now I'm gonna give %s ... %s. Oh, look! I get %s. How many do I get? Oh, it's %s. %s for me! %s. That's what I get. Okay, the %s are wild. We're playing with %s wild this time. What's wild?  %s?  Oh, okay! %s are wild, got that? Well, drat! I lost %s. There's %s down the drain Ouch! I'm out %s. Bye bye, %s. Hey, I just broke even. I'm even this time. Oh, good. At least I didn't lose anything. I'm right where I was. I got me %s. That's %s for me. Oh, look. I made .... umm .... %s. I get to get %s. What do I have here?.....I think it's %s. I got....oh, think!...I got %s. Altogether I have something like %s. I got me %s.....Don't I? Oh, darn you! I still have %s. You caught me with %s, darn you! Yipes! I still got %s here. What do I do with the %s I still have here? Ooooh! Gee whiz! Wow! Gee gee gee! Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm I don't like it that people talk to me like I was a dumb blonde. At least I think they do. In the beauty parlor yesterday, there was a woman who was so dumb she didn't remember that whathisname was president. My boyfriend Petey says I'm the smartest girl he's ever dated. Isn't that great? Petey, my boyfriend, plays the drums in a rock band, when he's not, you know, in trouble. Boy, my boyfriend, Petey isn't as slow as you and he doesn't even know how to play the game. I really wish you wouldn't take so long. I have a hair dresser appointment tomorrow morning. I signed on to both MCI and AT&T to get some really good savings on my phone bill. Smart, huh? Well, I don't take it too personally when people call me a dumb blonde. I really don't think I'm THAT dumbe. My boyfriend, Joey...I mean, Petey, says that I'm forgetful. I don't think I am THAT much. I used to have the coolest Camaro but my dad took it away just cause I had this little accident a few times. I thought about going to college but they want you to take tests AND go to classes. I really don't think I could do both. I mean, I got a really busy schedule. I like the way I look. Don't YOU like the way I look? Most people like the way I look. I like that. I am getting SO tired of people thinking I'm just a dumb blonde. I'll have you know I'd be just as smart if I was a redhead. Every guy I go out with is REALLY good looking. Not that they'd have to be to go out with me but it just works out that way. You know, playing cards would be a whole like easier if they didn't have quite so many different one.  I mean, maybe if there was just one suit. You have no idea how much trouble it is to get my hair right in the morning. I don't wanna bore you with details, of course. Do you want to hear anyways? I'm one of those all-nature girls who never wears makeup. Well, a little mascara .. some rouge .. a bit of cover .. eye liner .. but that's about all. Petey, my boyfriend, wants to take me on a hiking trip to the mountains. I said okay as long as we don't go very high and I don't have to get out and .. you know, walk around any. My two best girlfriends got into a big fight over the SAME guy. Can you imagine? Well, I helped get them back together by dating him myself. But are they grateful? NOOOOO. I just love it when you take these breaks cause it gives me a chance to tell you all about myself. I like that. Don't you? Hey, I think I can use that! Thank you for that one. That was really sweet of you to give me this. I want that one, okay? This isn't any good. I'll take from the deck. Can't use it. No, I don't think so. That one worthless, you know? I don't need this one. I think I can get rid of this one. I hope I'm not making a big mistake here. Wish me luck! OH NO! I don't want it! I don't want it! Oh rats! That's mine, isn't it? You guys are just too nice to me. NOOOOOO! I couldn't get rid of it. Nonononono. One of you guys was supposed to take her. You made me eat the one didn't you? I'm on a diet and you make me eat something like that! Oh, I was afraid of something like that. Hey, where did SHE come from? Nononono nononono! Oh, you rotten......That hurts? It's my deal. I getta deal. Whose deal is it?....Mine??? It's my turn to deal, okay? I beat you with %s! I'm not such a dumb blonde that I can't beat YOU with %s. I won? Really? I won with %s point%s? Wow! See, you're not so smart if I can beat you with %s. I think I can meld some now. Let me just meld these, okay? Yeah, these'll play. Hey, look! I got something to meld. Partner, I'm gonna spec this, okay? I got something here that'll spec. How do you like that? I can spec here. Specing here, okay? I can add something. I'll add these. I got more to put down here. Hey, look! There's more. Watch out, everyone, Sharon's going out. I'm all done here! I'm out! I'm gonna go out now. I'm all finished so I think I'll stop it now, okay? I'm gonna get from right here. Oh, I think I'll take from here. I'll take from right.....um....here. Here! That's what I'll get. No, I'd better stay with the deck. Nononono. Just the deck. I don't like this. I'm gonna stay safe. The deck, if you please. I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. I guess it's mine turn to start. I get to start this, right?. I don't mind starting. Ok, I'll start us off.. Oh, I hope this'll help! Come on, be nice, please! This'll do it for me, I just know it. Cross your fingers! Oh rats! That didn't help! That give me....oh, good! That wasn't any good at all ... or was it? I'm done. You can play now. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards.   