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P!P5PIPYPiPyPPPPPPQQQ)Q<QOQbQ%S9SMSaSuSSSSuQQQQQ	R)RIRiRvRRRRRRSSI have His Nobs That's fortunate. His Nobs His Nobs! I got lucky. His Nobs Looks like I won by %s point%s. I won that one by %s point%s. Good enough. I guess I won that, didn't I? I won by %s point%s. That's a Go! GO! You got a Go there. I don't have anything that'll play. You can Go. That was the last card. I get a point for last card. And the last card gives me a point. Okay, I had the last card. It's %s to you. That makes it %s. %s. Now it's %s. That's %s for %s points. %s and I get %s. %s for %s. %s for %s. I'm empty! I don't have a darn thing! How do you like that? Not a single point. Nothing! %s for %s. %s for %s. %s for %s. %s for %s. %s. And that's a pair for %s. %s and a pair for %s. %s plus the pair gives me for %s. %s and a pair for %s. %s plus a three of a kind for %s. %s. The three of a kind gives me %s. %s. I get %s for the three of a kind. %s and a three of a kind for %s. %s plus a four of a kind for %s. %s. The four of a kind gives me %s. %s. I get %s for the four of a kind. %s and a four of a kind for %s. %s plus a run for %s. %s. The run gives me %s. %s. I also get %s for the run. %s and a run for %s.                                         This hand the knock value is %s. This hand we can knock on %s or less. The Knock value is %s. %s is the Knock value this hand. GIN! I have gin. That gives me Gin! Good enough! GIN! Good enough. I won with %s point%s! Looks like I won with %s. That's good. I won that game with %s point%s. I won that game! I had %s point%s. I'm afraid I tied you on that hand, my friend. Don't get too hasty with the points. I tied you. Sorry, you didn't quite make it. I just tied you! I think it's me that gets the points. You see, I tied you. Looks like I get %s point%s. Good enough. I get %s. That's %s point%s to me. I'm getting %s point%s. I'm going to knock on %s. I'm knocking on %s. I get to knock on %s. Alright if I knock on %s? Looks like I underKnocked you by %s. Hold on there! I just underKnocked you by %s so I get %s point%s. I'm afraid you've been underKnocked by %s. Sorry, you got underKnocked by %s so I'll get %s point%s. I have %s points. I have %s against me. You caught me with %s. I still have %s bad in my hand. That and the gin gives me %s. Altogether, that makes %s point%s. Good enough. That will make %s point%s. Looks like I get %s point%s altogether. I have a total of %s. My count is %s. I've got %s. I have %s. Good enough! 31! Alright! I got me 31. Watch out, people. I have 31. 31! I win. I'm going to knock now. I think I'm going to knock. I figure I have a good enough hand to knock. Why not! I'm knocking! I'll take a chance and 'first-hand' with %s. I think I'll 'first-hand'. I have %s. I'm 'first-handing'. I got %s. I'll risk it. 'First-hand' with %s. Nope, I beat you with %s. I got that beat with %s. My %s beats that. My %s is higher. That's better than my %s. Can't beat that. I've just got %s. Ouch! That beats my %s. My %s doesn't make it. At least I tied you. Look! We've tied. I have the same as you. We're tied. Everybody here loses. Everyone but me has to hand over a token. You all lose a token. I got you all! Everyone fork over a token. Well, darn. I've got the lowest hand. Looks like it's me that has the lowest hand. I'm the one with the lowest hand. I lose one. That means it's me that loses one. Good enough! I won! Looks like I won that game. Not bad, huh? I won! I won! Good game, everyone. I was supposed to beat everyone but I didn't, so I lose 2 tokens. Looks like I'm out 2 for trying. Didn't make it! I'm out 2. Down 2 for blowing it! I got you all. Everyone! Hand over a token. You all lose one. I did it. Not bad, huh? You each lose one. I won that one %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. It's my trick. Luckily, there's nothing bad there. If I have to take one, I like it when there's nothing bad in 'em. I don't mind taking these kinds of tricks. I'll take it! I've got the deuce so it's my start. The deuce is right here. I'll start it off. I lead with the deuce of clubs. Here's the deuce to get things going. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. It's %s to you, %s. Looks like it's %s to you, %s. %s, %s. Alright. %s to you, %s. That does me in. Ah! You guys got me. That's about as far as it goes, huh? I think I gotta fold. Good enough! I won! Looks like I won that game. Not bad, huh? I won! I won! Good game, everyone. Well, it looks like I'm fresh out of tokens. That's all she wrote for this guy. I haven't any tokens. I out of this game, I guess. That does me completely in. I'm out of tokens. I won that one with %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. We won that one with %s point%s. We won this game. We had %s point%s. Good enough! We won with %s. Look at that! We won with %s point%s. I believe that's my trick. Alright! That's my trick. I get another trick. It's mine. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. I'll bid %s. I think I'll take %s. I figure I'll be able to manage %s. Put me down for %s. Well, how do you like that? I'm set by %s. I got carried away! Now I'm set by %s and out %s. I didn't quite do it, did I? Now I'm set by %s. Well, darn. I tried. Hah! Set by %s. Well, how do you like that? We're set by %s. We got carried away! Now we're set by %s and out %s point%s. We didn't quite do it, did we? Now we're set by %s. Well, darn. We tried. Hah! Set by %s. I got my %s. I have my %s trick%s. All of mine are here. I did it. Got my %s. We got our %s trick%s. We have our %s trick%s. All of ours are here. We did it. Got our %s trick%s. I got my %s book%s and %s more. That makes it %s point%s. Hey, not only my %s trick%s but %s more, too. Not bad. Looks like I got my %s book%s and %s extra. That's %s point%s. I'll take this! Not too shabby, huh? We got our %s trick%s and %s more. That makes it %s point%s. Hey, we got more than we bid. Not bad. Looks like we got our %s trick%s and a few extra. We'll take this, won't we?! I said none and I took none. I didn't take any. Nary a one, like I said. One big zip! Like I said, I didn't take any.  Bonus time for me. No tricks and a bonus! I love it when you get a bunch for getting nothing. Zero. That's how many tricks I got. Well, I took some when I wasn't supposed to. Not quite a Nil, huh? Looks like I goofed. I wasn't going to take any but.... I think I messed up. Wouldn't you agree? Like we said, we didn't take any.  Bonus time for us. No tricks and a bonus! I love it when you get a bunch for getting nothing. Zero. That's how many tricks we got. Well, we took some when we weren't supposed to. Not quite a Nil, huh? Looks like we goofed. We weren't going to take any but.... I think we messed up. Wouldn't you agree? I won that one with %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. We won that one with %s point%s. We won this game. We had %s point%s. Good enough! We won with %s point%s. Look at that! We won with %s point%s. I believe that's my trick. Alright! That's my trick. I get another trick. It's mine. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. I'll bid %s. I think I'll take %s. I figure I'll be able to manage %s. Put me down for %s. I got %s. Let's see, I have %s. Well, it looks like I have %s. I've got %s. We got %s. Let's see, we have %s. Well, it looks like we have %s. We've got %s. I didn't get enough tricks, so ..... Not enough! Guess no points. That doesn't quite do it, huh? Looks like I blew it. Don't get any points doing that. We didn't get enough tricks, so ..... Not enough! Guess no points. That doesn't quite do it, huh? Looks like we blew it. Don't get any points doing that. The %s are trump. Okay, the trump this hand'll be %s. %s are the trump this time. %s're trump. I won that one %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. We won that one %s point%s. We won this game. We had %s point%s. Good enough! We won with %s. Look at that! We won with %s point%s. I believe that's my trick. Alright! That's my trick. I get another trick. It's mine. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. %s. I make it %s. Let's make the bid %s. %s. Okay? The %s are trump. Okay, the trump this hand'll be %s. %s are the trump this time. %s're trump. I've gotta start bidding at %s. Okay, I don't have a choice but to start bidding at %s. %s. That's the bid. I gotta start the bid. Okay, it's %s. By me. Nope, I pass. I think I'll pass. I'm passing. We didn't do it. We're set by %s. Almost, but not quite. We're down %s. I thought we'd do it but nope. We're set by %s. We're set %s point%s. I didn't do it. I'm set by %s. Almost, but not quite. I'm down %s. I thought I'd do it but nope. I'm set by %s. I'm set %s point%s. I don't have either a marriage or a nine so I guess I'm set. Nope, not a marriage nor a nine in my hand. Don't have a king-and-queen. don't have a nine. I need either a marriage or a nine and I have neither. As my son's soccer coach would say, I've had it dropped on me. Now what do I do? I got the bid and I didn't necessarily want it. Well, like it or not, I've got the bid. Thanks for the bid, people! That was the last trick. I get the last trick bonus. The last trick goes here. As an added bonus, I get the last trick. No tricks, no meld. I needed a trick but didn't get it. I lose my meld. Without a meld, my meld is forfeit. Oh well, there goes my meld. No tricks, no meld. We needed a trick but didn't get it. We lose our meld. Without a meld, our meld is forfeit. Oh well, there goes our meld.                 I won that one %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s point%s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. I believe that's my trick. Alright! That's my trick. I get another trick. It's mine. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. I'll bid %s. I think I'll take %s. I figure I'll be able to manage %s. Put me down for %s. Yipes! I got too many. I got more than I wanted. I did TOO good. I shouldn't have taken that many. Not quite enough, huh? I didn't quite make it. Missed it, didn't I? Not enough. Not enough. I got what I said I would. I did like I said I would. Took just what I figured I would. It worked out just like I thought. The %s are trump. Okay, the trump this hand'll be %s. %s are the trump this time. %s're trump. This is it! There's no trump. This hand is a no-trump one. No trump! This last hand is a no-trumper. I won that one %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s point%s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. We won that one %s point%s. We won this game. We had %s point%s. Good enough! We won with %s point%s. Look at that! We won with %s point%s. I believe that's my trick. Alright! That's my trick. I get another trick. It's mine. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. The %s are trump. Okay, the trump this hand'll be %s. %s are the trump this time. %s're trump. By me. Nope, I pass. I think I'll pass. I'm passing. That's alright with me. It's fine. Let's go with it. That's fine with me. That's alright with me. It's fine. Let's go with it. That's fine with me. That's alright with me. It's fine. Let's go with it. That's fine with me. No, I don't think I want that one. I don't want it, sorry. That's not what I want. Nope! It's no good. I think %s would be good. Let's go with %s as trump. I want the trump to be %s. Oh, I think %s, okay? Well, it looks like we were just euchred. That sure was a euchre, wasn't it? I'm afraid we just had a euchre pulled on us. Yeah, I know a euchre when I see one. We did it! Just like we planned it. We did it as pretty as you please. We made it clear and easy. Yeah! We got all of them. Climbed all over them, didn't we? It sure is pretty when you take them all. I love this game! We got 'em all! Well, it looks like I was just euchred. That sure was a euchre, wasn't it? I'm afraid I just had a euchre pulled on me. Yeah, I know a euchre when I see one. I did it! Just like I planned it. I did it as pretty as you please. I made it clear and easy. Yeah! I got all of them. Climbed all over them, didn't I? It sure is pretty when you take them all. I love this game! I got 'em all! I think I'll play the left bower. This is the left bower, isn't it?. I'll just lay this old left bower right here. Left bower. I've got the right bower. Time to lay down the right bower. Right bower. Why not? Let's bring on the right bower. I think I'll try this one by myself. I'll take a chance and play this one alone. Sit tight, partner. I'm going alone on this. Oh boy! I'll chance this one without you, partner. It's my deal. I deal this time. I'll deal, okay? I've got the deal. I won that one with %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s point%s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. I'll meld these. I think I'll meld these now. I got some I can meld. I'm gonna do some melding. I have something here that'll spec. I'll spec right here. I spec this. I'll spec. I have some more for here. I can add these. I'll just add these here. I'm adding some. I think I'll go out now. That's all for me. I'm going out. I think I'll end it now. That's it, guys. I'm going out. I think I'll take from here. I'll pick up right here. This is a good spot to pick up from. I'll get 'em from right here. I'll stick with the stock. I'll take from the deck. I think the stock is still the best bet. Can't make my move yet so I'll go with the stock. %s, you get %s. %s, I'll give you %s. Let's see ... %s gets %s. %s gets %s, alright? And I get %s. And I'll give myself %s. I get %s. I'm gonna have %s. Alright, we have %s wild. We'll play this one with %s wild. %s are the wild cards this hand. %s are wild. Well, I lost %s. How do you like that? I lost %s. All that and I still lose %s. I'm down %s. Not great but I did break even. I came out even there. No gain, no loss. Can't make a profit that way. I broke even. Looks like I picked up %s. I made %s. That puts me up %s more. I made myself %s. Let's see what I have here...Looks like I have %s. Well, I've got %s down here. I managed to meld. %s. I've got at least %s in meld. Ouch! I got stuck with %s left in my hand. Too bad! I still had %s in my hand. How much did I get hit?....Looks like %s. I've got %s left here. Well, geez. That's interesting. Oooooh! Uh huh. Goooooood! Baaaaaad! Well, bless it all! Geez. Why, you.... Yeeeesssss. Oh, nooooo. Hmmmmm. If you're going to take any longer, I think I'll go ride my Harley for a while. You know, I could have rebuild my bike's carburetor in less time than you've been thinking. I do have better things to do, you know. There's a good looking blonde that I could be visiting. Why is it when the game looks interesting, you seem to go off into your own little world? I've had my share of sports cars in my life but there's really nothing to compare to a Harley. A woman I used to date took this long to get ready EVERY time we went out. We don't go out any more. I wonder why you just stop like that. Is there a problem? I hope not! The way you just kinda space out like this, I think you should cut down on the medication. I get a kick out of the way you just go into statue mode there. Excuse me.....EXCUSE ME!.....Is anyone there? That's okay! I'll be back in a bit. I got gotta call my girl and tell here I'll be here ALL NIGHT! I think I'm getting a complex the way you just go off and ignore me like this. I've sold insurance, cars, lawn mowers, and of course, encyclopedias. Now I'm into computers. If you want, I have an old girl friend who can help you with that facial twitch. You don't have one? Oops, sorry. I once dated twins. Never again! I remember when I showed up to get one and the other....what a nightmare! Some people ask me what is the best computer for them to buy. That's easy. The one I'm selling at the time. Don't let it fool you. Playing cards is harder than it looks. Well, obviously you've found THAT out. I once made the mistake of double dating with Bif. Man, people say I'm egotistical! Bif is in a league of his own. I don't know how many times I've asked Hillary out but she keeps pretending she doesn't want anything to do with me. What's the matter? Did you forget your glasses again? Here...let me read those cards for you. That one looks good to me. That could help. Thank you! I can use that. Yeah, I want that one. There's nothing in the pile for me. You're not helping me! I can't use that! Nope, don't want it. I think I'll get rid of this one. Yeah, this is the one. Don't much care for this. Can't use this anymore. That trick's mine, isn't it? Looks like I get some there, huh? Do I really have to take that one? Ouch! Got hit with some there. I tried but I still ate the queen. I'm really going to need taco sauce to eat the queen with, huh? I'm just glad we don't serve the queen at Taco Depot. She's hard to eat! You hold her too long, you're bound to have to eat it! Thanks....thanks a whole lot! Now I know where she is! Had to slip it to me, didn't you? Now I know why they call her the b...h It's my deal. I deal this time. I'll deal, okay? I've got the deal. I won that one %s point%s. I won this game. I had %s point%s. Good enough! I won with %s point%s. Look at that! I won with %s point%s. I'll meld these. I think I'll meld these now. I got some I can meld. I'm gonna do some melding. I have something here that'll spec. I'll spec right here. I spec this. I'll spec. I have some more for here. I can add these. I'll just add these here. I'm adding some. I think I'll go out now. That's all for me. I going out. I think I'll end it now. That's it, guys. I'm going out. I think I'll take from here. I'll pick up right here. This is a good spot to pick up from. I'll get 'em from right here. I'll stick with the stock. I'll take from the deck. I think the stock is still the best bet. Can't make my move yet so I'll go with the stock. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. It's my turn to start. I'm going to start this one. Looks like it's my turn to start. I'll start. Let's see what this'll give me. I hope this'll help. Maybe this'll do it. Alright, here goes. Well, that maybe helped. I don't know if I did myself any good or not. Hmmm.  Maybe I goofed. Not bad.  Not bad at all. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card.   must draw another card.  