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I at least have %s. %s for %s. That's better than nothing. Of course, I don't have anything! It figures. All that work and nothing to show for it. I have nothing.....I wouldn't smile, if I were you. Well, that's just ridiculous. I have nothing. Well, good. %s for %s. %s for %s. At least it's something. %s. Well, good. I at least have %s. %s for %s. That's better than nothing. %s. At least I have a pair. That gives me %s. %s and thank you for the %s. Finally! %s and a pair for %s. %s. And that pair gives me %s, you know. %s. At least I have a three of a kind. That gives me %s. %s and thank you for the %s. Finally! %s and a three of a kind for %s. %s. And that three of a kind gives me %s, you know. %s. At least I have a four of a kind. That gives me %s. %s and thank you for the %s. Finally! %s and a four of a kind for %s. %s. And that four of a kind gives me %s, you know. %s. See, I made a run for %s. %s and my run gives me %s. %s. I get %s for this run. %s. I suppose I should be grateful for the %s for the run.                                         As I'm sure you can see, the Knock value is %s. If you must know, the knock value is %s. %s is the Knock value, did you hear that? The Knock value is %s. is there any questions? Well, alright! I have Gin! Gin! That should show you. About time! I have gin. GIN! Good! Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. At least I tied you!  I get 25 points. It isn't as good as beating you outright but tieing isn't too bad. Sorry. You can laugh some other time. This time, I tied you and get the points, not you. Don't get TOO rambunctious, deary. I tied you which means it's me and not you that gets the points. This will give me %s point%s. Better than nothing. %s point%s isn't too bad. At least it's better than your having them. It may not be much but I'll take anything, even these %s point%s. Let's see. I believe that gives me %s point%s. Don't look now but I'm knocking on %s. Knowing how tricky you are, I think I'd better knock on %s and not wait. I'm knocking on %s. Bet I caught you napping, didn't I? Surprise! Didn't think I would do it, did you? Well, I'm knocking on %s. Don't get too cocky. I'm under you by %s. It's me that gets %s point%s. Just like Ralph! Always too sure of yourself. Well, I'm underknocking you by %s. Hah! I can underknock that by %s. So give ME the %s point%s, not you. Thought you had something, didn't you? Well think again! I'm under you by %s. Well, you got lucky and caught me with %s. I'm afraid you found me with %s. don't think I'll forget this. I didn't think you had it in you. I'm stuck with %s. You got me with %s. Bet you think that's funny, don't you? Your points and my gin bonus gives me %s point%s. Altogether that makes %s point%s. You can write it down now. Don't just sit there like a lump. Give me my %s point%s. That's %s point%s for me. Go ahead. Write it down or do I have to do it? I have %s. Can any of you beat that? Let's see somebody beat my %s. %s. That's what you all have to try and beat. Let's just see if any of you can top my %s. Wake up, everyone. While you were all napping, I got 31. 31. In case you've forgotten, that means I win. I have 31. I win. Any questions? 31. I win. That should be simple enough for everyone to understand. I think I can knock now. I'd better knock before someone else gets ideas. Enough of this foolishness. I'm knocking. I'm knocking. You have one chance to try and beat me. I'm going to do that 'first-hand' nonsense. I think if I 'first-hand', I'll catch everyone. I know it's risky but I'll try 'first-handing'. I am 'first-handing'. You all know what that means, right? That's not good enough. I have %s. You did alright, I suppose, but I did even better with %s. You're out of luck. I have %s. My %s beats you! Well, you seem to have gotten lucky all of a sudden. Okay, you beat me THIS time. Well, for heaven's sake. That beats my %s. My %s isn't quite good enough, is it? I didn't beat you but you didn't beat me. Well, at least I tied you. We tied. That's better than nothing. We're tied. I rather be that than beaten. Everybody loses! Everybody but me, of course. I like it this way. Everyone but myself loses. What's better than beating someone? Beating EVERYONE! Everyone else loses! A token from everyone, please. Well, for heaven's sake. I got the lowest this time. I don't think you are all so funny, leaving me with the lowest hand. If I lose again like this time, I just might not be too anxious to play anymore. I won't be around much longer if this keeps up, you know. Well, fine. Looks like I won! Alright, I won. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it! Good! I won! I'm finally happy about something. Well, for heaven's sake. I tried and look what it got me. You try and take chances and it gets you every time. I can't believe I tried this. Ralph is the dumb one, not me. I don't think I'll try that one again. It was risky but worth it. You all lose. A token from each, right now. Everyone loses, that means everyone toss in a token. One token, please! Right now! Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I creamed you with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. Since I have the deuce, I'll be the one starting. I don't like having the deuce start every time but since I have it, I'll go. I got the deuce so I'll be the one starting. Don't bother looking. I have the deuce and I'll be starting. I get to start this hand. It's my turn to start. Everybody just hold your horses. I get to start this hand. I'm the one who gets to start. If you're paying attention, it's %s to you, %s. %s is what you get, %s. %s is all you get to work with, %s. %s for you, %s. Any problem with that? That does me in. I have to fold now. Well, thanks a lot. I'm done. Don't smirk! You just got lucky and caught me. I don't have anything that'll play. I'm folding. Well, fine. Looks like I won! Alright, I won. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it! Good! I won! I'm finally happy about something. Looks like you got lucky and pushed me out of the game. Thanks to you that was my last token. Just cause I'm out of tokens is no reason to get too cocky. I won't take too kindly if you laugh at my being out of tokens. Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. Well, fine. Looks like we won with %s point%s! Alright, I won... I mean, we won with %s point%s. It's about time we won. We did it with %s point%s. Good! We won. You finally did something right. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? I'd better be able to take %s. I'm going to take %s or someone will answer to me. If I don't take %s, there'll be trouble, you can believe me. I bid %s. Does anyone have any trouble with that? I hope you're all happy! I just went set by %s.  I'm out %s point%s. I'm set by %s. That'd BETTER not be a smirk I see. I hope you're satisfied! You just got me set. Well, don't you think YOU'RE pretty special! You set me by %s. Don't think I won't remember. I hope you're all happy! We just went set by %s.  We're out %s point%s. We're set by %s. That'd BETTER not be a smirk I see. I hope you're satisfied! You just got me set. Well, don't you think YOU'RE pretty special! You set us by %s. Don't think I won't remember. I got the %s trick%s I needed. I'm not at all surprised. I said I would take %s trick%s and I did. It doesn't pay to doubt me. I wanted to take %s trick%s and I did so I get %s point%s like I deserve. I took my %s trick%s for %s point%s. We got the %s trick%s we needed. I'm not at all surprised. I said we would take %s trick%s and we did. It doesn't pay to doubt me. I wanted us to take %s trick%s and we did so we get %s point%s like I ... we  deserve. We took our %s trick%s for %s point%s. Not only did I get the %s trick%s I said I would, I got %s more for %s point%s. I know what I'm doing, unlike some others I could name. I got what we needed. That'll show you, won't it? I've got my %s trick%s and %s more for %s point%s. I'm pleased. Not only did I get the %s trick%s I said I would, I got %s more for %s point%s. I know what I'm doing, unlike some others I could name. I got what we needed. That'll show you, won't it? I got the %s trick%s and %s more. Give me %s point%s. I've got my %s trick%s and %s more. I'm pleased. I didn't take a single one. I have no tricks, okay? None. Not a single trick. I don't believe it! No tricks. Like I said, I wasn't going to take any at all. I said I would take none and I do what I say I'll do. Looks like I get another bonus for doing what I said I'd do. Go ahead and give me my bonus for taking nothing like I said I would. Well, how do you like that? I wasn't supposed to take any! Don't smirk! I'm well aware that I wasn't supposed to take any tricks, thank you very much. Think you're so clever, don't you, making me take a trick when I wasn't supposed to! Well, thank you VERY MUCH! I didn't want any tricks, or didn't you know that? Like I said, we weren't going to take any at all. I said we would take none and we do what I say we'll do. Looks like we get another bonus for doing what I said we'd do. Go ahead and give us our bonus for taking nothing like I said we would. Well, how do you like that? We weren't supposed to take any! Don't smirk! I'm well aware that we weren't supposed to take any tricks, thank you very much. Think you're so clever, don't you, making us take a trick when we weren't supposed to! Well, thank you VERY MUCH! We didn't want any tricks, or didn't you know that? Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. Well, fine. Looks like we won with %s point%s! Alright, we won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time we won. Good! We won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? I'd better be able to take %s. I'm going to take %s or someone will answer to me. If I don't take %s, there'll be trouble, you can believe me. I bid %s. Does anyone have any trouble with that? Good! I got %s trick%s so I get my %s point%s. Looks like I have %s trick%s. You can give me my %s point%s now. Those %s trick%s entitle me to %s point%s, you know. Since I got %s trick%s, you have to give me %s point%s. Good! We got %s trick%s. Looks like we have %s trick%s. You can give me our %s point%s now. Those %s trick%s entitle us to %s point%s. Can't you add. Since we got %s trick%s, you had better put down %s point%s for us. I guess I might have messed up 'cause I didn't get enough tricks. I'm VERY well aware that I get nothing because I didn't take enough tricks. You don't have to remind me. I've nothing to say about this. Well, how do you like that? I get nothing, do I? I guess we might have messed up 'cause we didn't get enough tricks. I'm VERY well aware that we get nothing because we didn't take enough tricks. You don't have to remind me. I've nothing to say about this. Well, how do you like that? We get nothing, do we? If you look, you'll see that %s are trump. The trump this hand is %s. Do you understand that? %s are trump. Did you get that or do I have to repeat it? The trump's %s, do you hear? Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s. I'm finally happy about something. Well, fine. Looks like we won with %s point%s! Alright, we won. That's how it should be. It's about time we won. We did it with %s point%s. We won. I'm finally happy about something. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? I'm making the bid %s. I'm bidding %s. I see no reason for you to raise it. A bid of %s should be sufficient, unless you want to cause trouble. %s. That's what I'm bidding. If you look, you'll see that %s are trump. The trump this hand is %s. Do you understand that? %s are trump. Did you get that or do I have to repeat it? The trump's %s, do you hear? I don't want to but you all force me to start the bid at %s. I have to bid %s. I'm not saying whether I want to or not. The bid starts at %s. I'm only doing it because I HAVE TO. No use complaining about it. I have to start the bid at %s. I do not chose to take part. You may just pass me now. I think I'd prefer to not take part so I pass. I believe it would be better for me to pass since you probably ... well, never mind. Thanks to your ineptness, partner, we are set by %s point%s. You seem to take a great deal of pleasure in seeing us go set. I see no reason to laugh. Everyone goes set once in a while. So what if we're set? We will recoup it, just you wait. Thanks to you, I'm set by %s point%s. You seem to take a great deal of pleasure in seeing me go set. I see no reason to laugh. Everyone goes set once in a while. So what if I'm set? I will recoup it, just you wait. Well, how do you like that? I don't have a marriage OR a nine. Well, this is really quite ridiculous. There's no nine or marriage here. I know I need either a marriage or a nine but I don't have either. Don't smirk. I'm sure you think it's funny but I have no marriage or nine. Well, thank you all VERY MUCH for dropping the bid on me. Did you HAVE to drop the bid on me? I didn't want it. I didn't ask for it. But thanks to you all, I have the bid anyways. You must be quite pleased to drop the bid on me, aren't you. This is the last trick. I get a bonus for this last trick, don't I? Last trick! Now give me my bonus. For this last trick, I get the bonus, you know. Without tricks, my meld doesn't count. Isn't that just GREAT! I don't need you to remind me that I need a trick to keep my meld. No trick, no meld. I know that quite well. Everyone knows it. Even Ralph. Well, I guess my meld is lost, isn't it? Aren't you pleased? Without tricks, our meld doesn't count. Isn't that just GREAT! I don't need you to remind me that we need a trick to keep our meld. No trick, no meld. I know that quite well. Everyone knows it. Even Ralph. Well, I guess our meld is lost, isn't it? Aren't you pleased?                 Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s points! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? I'd better be able to take %s. I'm going to take %s or someone will answer to me. If I don't take %s, there'll be trouble, you can believe me. I bid %s. Does anyone have any trouble with that? Thanks to you, I got more tricks than I needed. I can't believe I didn't figure that out correctly. Oh, for heaven's sake! I got more than I was supposed to, thanks to you. I don't get it. I had it figured out right but you just didn't help, did you? You know, you took some of what I was supposed to get. I would have gotten what I needed if it hadn't been for you. I hope you're happy. Thanks to you, I didn't get what I needed. I'm out points because I didn't take as many tricks as I thought I would. I was absolutely correct on how many I would take. As normal, I got it right. I got what I said I would. Who's laughing now, huh? Just put me down for some points because I got just what I said I would. If you look, you'll see that %s are trump. The trump this hand is %s. Do you understand that? %s are trump. Did you get that or do I have to repeat it? The trump's %s, do you hear? This is the last hand and it's no trump. You all DO remember that this last hand is a no-trump hand, right? I guess I'd better remind you that this last hand is no-trump. This is it. The last hand. It's a no-trump one, remember? Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. Well, fine. Looks like we won with %s point%s! Alright, we won. That's how it should be. It's about time we won. We did it with %s point%s. Good! We won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. That's my trick, you know. Don't go grabbing that! It's my trick. I'll have you know that that's MY trick. It's my trick. I earned it. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? If you look, you'll see that %s are trump. The trump this hand is %s. Do you understand that? %s are trump. Did you get that or do I have to repeat it? The trump's %s, do you hear? I do not chose to take part. You may just pass me now. I think I'd prefer to not take part so I pass. I believe it would be better for me to pass since you probably ... well, never mind. That's fine by me. I don't care what you think. Since it's my say, I say it's alright. I'll go with it. Don't really like it but why not? It's acceptable. That's fine with me. I don't care what you think. Since it's my say, I say it's alright. I'll go with it. Don't really like it but why not? It's acceptable. That's fine by me. I don't care what you think. Since it's my say, I say it's alright. I'll go with it. Don't really like it but why not? It's acceptable. That's totally ridiculous. Just forget it. There's no way I'd agree to this. Forget it! No way! I'd have to be as dumb as Ralph to go for that. I think I'd like %s as trump. I believe I'll name %s trump. %s for trump would be alright. Let's try %s as trump. That's just great! We were euchred. Do you know what the term 'euchre' means? Thanks to you, we were euchred. I can't believe we just got euchred. We did it, thanks to me. That does it, doesn't it? At least something's going right. We made it. We were successful finally. It's my turn to smile. We got 'em all. There was never a doubt in my mind that we'd take all of them. That's each and every trick, you know. Yes, indeed. I do know what I'm doing. That's just great! I was euchred. Do you know what the term 'euchre' means? Thanks to you, I was euchred. I can't believe I just got euchred. I did it, all by myself. That does it, doesn't it? At least something's going right. I made it. I was successful finally. It's my turn to smile. I got 'em all. There was never a doubt in my mind that I'd take all of them. That's each and every trick, you know. Yes, indeed. I do know what I'm doing. This left bower says I have some power, wouldn't you say? This is the left bower. I have the left bower. What do you say to that? I believe this left bower gives me the trick, doesn't it? It may not be as good as the left one but this right bower is plenty good. I have the right bower. Here's the right bower. I'm playing the right bower. I don't think I need your help AT ALL. Like normal, I'll handle the work myself. I don't need you. Like I ever did. This is just up to me. Do you understand? This is my deal, isn't it? I believe I get the deal this time. If you'll hand me the deck, I'll start dealing. Finally I get the deal. Maybe I'll get some decent cards this time. Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. Good! I won with %s point%s. I have some there that'll meld nicely. Finally I have something that'll meld. I finally get to meld something. Well, the only way to get decent points is to meld. I believe I'll spec something. There is something here I can spec. You might have thought I couldn't do anything more but I can spec this. I'll spec, if it's alright with you. I have more here that I can add. Here's something that'll add to what I already have. Here's even more of these. I have some more right here. See? I believe I will quit now. That's it for me. I'm all done. Sorry to upset you but I'm going out. Here is a good place to pick from. I'll pick up from right about here. Sorry, but I think I'll just take these. These'll be mine. Okay? Nothing I can do yet, thanks to you all. Guess you force me to take from the deck. Still off limits. Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll settle for the deck. I'm giving %s %s. %s, you'll be getting %s. I think I'll give %s %s. %s, I guess I'll let you have %s. As for myself, I get %s. I'm gonna give me %s. I'll have %s. I get %s to work with. %s are wild. Did you all hear that? The wild card this hand is the %s. It's the %s that wild this time. %s are wild this hand. I just lost %s. Looks like I'm out %s. Thanks to you, I'm out %s. Maybe I should be grateful I only lost %s. I at least broke even. No gain. No loss. Nothing but a waste of time. I'm even up. I'm even. I made myself %s points. You can put me down for %s. That'll be %s, please. Did you get that? Well, it wasn't a total waste. I do get %s. My meld is worth %s. I was able to meld %s, no thanks to you. Let's see what I have in meld ... Looks like %s. I got %s for meld. You caught me with %s still in my hand. I couldn't get rid of these %s points. Don't get too cocky just cause you got me with %s. Okay, so I still had %s. First to laugh regrets it. Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Unlike most people, I don't waste my time complaining. I simply let people know when they should change the way things are done. My husband, Ralph, is forever pretending that he can play cards. I have to keep showing him that I'm the only one who knows how. Have you met my husband, Ralph? If you have, you know what I burden I have to carry.  But thank goodness I have the strength and will. You seem to have trouble deciding what to do. Have you had this problem long or is this just something to aggravate me? Sometimes, when he is particularly foolish, my husband Ralph pretends he knows how to play cards. I see you also have the same dream, don't you? Why do you keep wasting my time? I couldn't begin to tell you the many number of BETTER things that I have to do with my time than WAIT endlessly for you. You're as bad as Ralph. I think you are having one of those mental blackouts that I've been reading about. The kind where you go off into your own .... are you listening to me? My husband Ralph dreams of going to Vegas to win his fortune. The only thing he'd win is a swift kick out of town. You remind me a lot of Ralph, my husband. Slow, deliberate, inept. I don't mean to insult you. I just try to be honest. There isn't any need to rush. I just LOVE sitting here watching someone who has no idea what to do next. My daughters are taking after me. I refuse to let them take after their father. I'm getting RATHER tired of just sitting here. You didn't tell me before we started that you were so prone to day-dreaming. Our youngest daughter is far too much like her father for my liking. I mean, she SMILES for absolutely NO reason. It's quite annoying. There is really no way to describe the way I feel when you just sit there and do nothing. So! Let me try. Ralph, bless his stupid head, actually expected me to cook for the family. I tried for a while. He got over that idea. I once trained to be a singer but they kept changing the note pattern and confusing me. Now I settle for being an incredibly good critic. Don't mind Ralph. I know I don't. Really, though, he isn't too bad, in a boring, obnoxious, quite useless way. I had a girlfriend named Clorinda who tried to tell me I shouldn't disagree with people so much. Hah! As if anyone could tell me anything. Would you mind telling me that what you think you're looking at? If you don't stop staring, I'll be forced to stare back. That card will do me quite nicely. Finally you see fit to give me something REALLY good. That card I actually have a use for. It isn't quite what I wanted but I'll take that card anyways. That's of no use to me, as if you didn't know. I get really tired of you not giving me anything I can use. Oh for heaven's sake! I just wish you would give me something decent. I can't use that, and you well know it! I don't think this will be of any use to you. I don't need this. I hope you don't need it, either. This one is what I'll get rid of. This card is useless. Oh, for heaven's .... THANK YOU! Pleased with yourselves, aren't you? Well, I'll be! That's my trick, isn't it? Well, thank you for these points. I hope to repay you VERY SOON. I just KNEW you make me keep her! Pleased with yourselves, aren't you? Making me eat the Queen. You seem so smug, making me keep my own Queen. I will repay that, believe me. Oh, for heaven's sake! One of you was supposed to get her, not ME. You just couldn't wait to give her to me, could you? Not a single word about HER, do you hear me? NO! You didn't! .... I don't believe this! It isn't too smart to upset me like this, you know. This is my deal, isn't it? I believe I get the deal this time. If you'll hand me the deck, I'll start dealing. Finally I get the deal. Maybe I'll get some decent cards this time. Well, fine. Looks like I won with %s point%s! Alright, I won with %s point%s. That's how it should be. It's about time I won. I did it with %s point%s. Good! I won with %s point%s. I'm finally happy about something. I have some there that'll meld nicely. Finally I have something that'll meld. I finally get to meld something. Well, the only way to get decent points is to meld. I believe I'll spec something. There is something here I can spec. You might have thought I couldn't do anything more but I can spec this. I'll spec, if it's alright with you. I have more here that I can add. Here's something that'll add to what I already have. Here's even more of these. I have some more right here. See? I believe I will quit now. That's it for me. I'm all done. Sorry to upset you but I'm going out. Here is a good place to pick from. I'll pick up from right about here. Sorry, but I think I'll just take these. These'll be mine. Okay? Nothing I can do yet, thanks to you all. Guess you force me to take from the deck. Still off limits. Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll settle for the deck. I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? I'm the one who's going to start. It's MY turn to start, you know. Don't get too much in a hurry. I'll start when I'm good and ready. I'm going to start in JUST A MINUTE, okay? My turn. My turn. My turn. My turn. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards.  