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S#SISkSSSSSTTKTdTTTT#UCUSU[UkUUUUUUNeat, look! His Nobs I got His Nobs. He's cute. I know who that is. It's His Nobs His Nobs! I won! I won! Wow! I won by %s point%s. Neat, look! I won. Neat, %s point%s. That means I won Go, man, go! Uh oh! I don't have anything. You can Go. You better Go. I don't have anything. Okay, you Go! Neat! I got the last card. Wow, I get the last card. Funky, I get to play the last card. Funky! The last card! %s This makes %s. Now it's %s. %s It's %s for %s points. %s. I get %s. Yeah! %s for %s points. %s for %s Shucks. I don't got nothing! Neat! There's nothing here. Nothing! That's not decent! I don't like this game anymore. %s for %s %s for %s %s for %s %s for %s %s and look, a pair for %s. Neat, %s and ... and a pair for %s. %s and a pair for ... umm ... %s, I guess. I see, %s and a pair for %s. %s and then there's those three for %s. %s and three of a thing for %s. Funky! %s and a three of a kind for %s. Wow! I got %s and a three of a kind for %s. Get it! %s and then a four of a kind for %s, too. Wow! %s and a four of a kind for...how much?...%s. Okay! %s and a four of a kind for %s. %s and %s for this four of a kind. %s and %s for these card in a row. %s and, Neat! A run for %s Wow! %s and a run for %s. %s and a run for %s points, ain't that right?                                         Okay, let's see. We can knock on %s. Remember, you can't knock if you got more than %s. I'm gonna knock on %s this time, okay? The...domahickey is %s. Neat! I got GIN! I did it!!!! GIN! GIN! GIN! GIN! Funky! I got GIN right here. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Daddy, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Funky! I tied you! I'm sorry! I tied you! You goofed cause I tied you. You don't need those points so very much. I tied you! Didn't I? Yeah, I did. Cool, I'm gonna get %s point%s. Gimme %s. I DESERVE it.! Neat. I get to get %s point%s. I get %s point%s, don't I? Knock knock on %s. Funky! I just love this. I'm a knocking on %s! I get to knock on %s. I just knew I would! Man! Look! I knocked on a bunch....umm...%s. You goofed! I underKnocked you by %s. Oops, I'm under you some. %s. Okay? I get %s. Don't be mad at me but I got less than you.  I got %s so I get %s point%s. Neat! I've got %s less than you. I got %s. I've got .... oh....let's see...%s. Ooohhh! I have %s. %s. That's what I got, right? What is that altogether?  %s? Maybe more? Doncha love playing me? I get %s. I get %s. You know, I always beat my brother, too. This is fun! I get %s. Can I get some more, too? What do I have? %s? Okay, I got %s. You know, I think I have %s. I have %s. I did it! I got 31! Cool! 31! You know, you can't get any more, can you? I beat my folks in this, too. I get 31 A LOT! 31! I'm gonna Knock now! Ka-nock Ka-nock! As my sister would say. Knock, knock, who's there? I hate those kind of jokes! Watch out, everyone. I'm gonna Knock. Can I 'first-hand'?....Good! Okay, I'm 'first-handing'. I got %s. Funky!, 'First-hand!' You're in BIG trouble. I'm gonna 'first-hand' cause I got %s. I beat you, you know. I got %s. Sorry, but I got %s. Neat. I gotcha with %s. I beatcha with my %s. Neat, shucks! That beats my %s. I guess that's better than my %s. I don't like you so very much! I only got %s. Funky! I tied you. We're tied up, aren't we? You know, I did just as good as you! Okay, I didn't beat you but you didn't beat me, either. You all lose!!!!!!! I won! Funky! Everybody loses 'cept me. Thank you very much. Ooh, rats. I got the lowest hand. I'm the worst there is! I hate being the poorest. Looks like it's me that got the lowest hand. Neat! I won! I did it!  Man, look! I won! I beat you! I beat you! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Oops. I didn't beat all of you. Oh boy! There goes 2 points. Just cause I didn't beat EVERYONE! Hmmmm! I messed up! Oh oh oh! Now I did it? I messed up! I beat everybody! Everybody loses one cause I won! Tony says I used to eat the cards when I beat everyone like now. I beat you all so you all each lose. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Goody! I didn't get any points. I really don't like taking any but this one's not so bad. That was scary! I was afraid I'd have to take some points. I got the 2 so I get to start. I start! I start! Here's the 2, everybody. Okay if I start now? I got the 2. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. Hey, it's %s to you, %s. Okay, now it's %s to you, %s. %s right to you, %s. %s, %s. Whatcha think of that? Neat. I gotta fold. Okay, okay, I lost. Bye bye for now! There goes another token! Neat! I won! I did it!  Man, look! I won! I beat you! I beat you! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! I ain't got no more tokens. Can I borrow a token? I'm all out.  Oh! Bye! I don't want those tokens so very much, anyways. I'm all out of them tokens. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Funky! We won with %s point%s. I won. Okay, we won with %s point%s. What do we got?  %s?  We won! We did it! We won with %s. I guess that's my trick. Goodie! I guess it's my trick. Do I get that one?...Oh, yeah! Neat! I got that!. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. I'm gonna bid %s. I'm gonna take %s. %s! I'll do %s. I know I will. I messed up by %s. Oow! I got set by %s. I'm gonna lose %s. Neat! I goofed! Yuck! I went set by %s. Now I gotta lose %s. We messed up by %s. Oow! We got set by %s. We're gonna lose %s. Neat! We goofed! Yuck! We went set by %s. Now we gotta lose %s. Hey, I got mine Lookie, daddy! I did it! I got my %s. %s trick%s. Cool! I got my %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. Hey, we got my %s book%s. We get %s point%s. Lookie, daddy! We did it! We got our %s. %s trick%s. Cool! We got our %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Neat. Not only did I get my %s but I got more! I got my %s book%s and %s more! That gives me %s point%s. Get it! The %s trick%s and %s more. I win %s point%s. Cool! Not only %s book%s but %s more. I'm gonna get %s point%s. Neat. Not only did we get our %s but we got more! We got our %s book%s and %s more! That gives us %s point%s. Get it! The %s book%s and %s more. We win %s point%s. Cool! Not only %s book%s but %s more. We're gonna get %s point%s. I didn't take none! I don't need any so very much. None!. I don't got any. I didn't take none! I don't need any so very much. None!. I don't got any. Neat! I messed up. I wasn't supposed to take any. Oh oh! I took some! I'm sorry. I wasn't supposed to take none. Oh darn!!!! We didn't take none! We don't need any so very much. None!. We don't got any. Neat! We messed up. We weren't supposed to take any. Oh oh! We took some! I'm sorry. We weren't supposed to take none. Oh darn!!!! We got some. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Neat! We won with %s! We did it!  Man, look! We won with %s point%s! We beat you! We beat you! We got %s! Cool. We won! We did GOOD! I guess that's my trick. Goodie! I guess it's my trick. Do I get that one?...Oh, yeah! Neat! I got that!. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. I'm gonna bid %s. I'm gonna take %s. %s! I'll do %s. I know I will. Hey, I got my bid. I get %s point%s. Lookie, daddy! I did it! I got my %s. %s trick%s. Cool! I got my %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. Hey, we got my %s book%s. We get %s point%s. Lookie, daddy! We did it! We got our %s. %s trick%s. Cool! We got our %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. I don't get nothing cause I didn't win nothing. I don't need points so very much. Rats! I don't get nothing. Can we play that over again? I didn't get any! We don't get nothing cause we didn't win nothing. We don't need points so very much. Rats! We don't get nothing. Can we play that over again? We didn't get any! Those %s are the trump now. Hey, Let's make %s trump, okay? Neat! %s are trump. %s are trump. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did GOOD! Neat! We won with %s! We did it!  Man, look! We won with %s point%s! We beat you! We beat you! We got %s! Cool. We won! We did GOOD! I guess that's my trick. Cool! I guess it's my trick. Do I get that one?...Oh, yeah! Neat! I got that!. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. I'm gonna bid %s. Okay. I say %s. %s. Can I go %s? Okay! Those %s are the trump now. Hey, Let's make %s trump, okay? Neat! %s are trump. %s are trump. I gotta bid %s. Ok, we're gonna start at %s. What?  Me?  Oh, okay, I gotta start with %s. %s. That's what we gonna start with. I'm gonna pass. Not me! Forget it, man! Uh uh, by me. I'm gone! Ouch! We went set by %s. Oh rats. We messed up. %s, that's what. We're set by %s. I don't care if we are set by %s. Ouch! I went set by %s. Oh rats. I messed up. %s, that's what. I'm set by %s. I don't care if I am set by %s. Oh oh! I messed up. I don't got what I need. I ain't got a marriage or a nine. I'm in trouble! Sorry! I ... I goofed. I can't do the trump. I need a marriage or a nine for trump, don't I? .. Oops. don't got it. Oh great! I didn't want but I got the bid for %s anyways. I gotta take the bid at %s. Oh boy! I heard this would happen sometimes. I got the bid at %s. That's not good. I got the bid at %s and I didn't even ask for it. Hey, I got the last trick! Neat! the last trick Cool!!! I got the last trick. Is this?  Yeah, its is the last trick! Oh rats. I didn't take any so I lose everything! I know I didn't take any but can't I keep at least some of the meld? Oh, blooey! No tricks. I guess that means no meld, huh? Yipes! I'm in trouble! No tricks. No meld. Nada, zilch! Oh rats. we didn't take any so we lose everything! I know we didn't take any but can't we keep at least some of the meld? Oh, blooey! No tricks. I guess that means no meld, huh? Yipes! We're in trouble! No tricks. No meld. Nada mucho.                 Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did just fine! I guess that's my trick. Cool! I guess it's my trick. Do I get that one?...Oh, yeah! Neat! I got that!. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. I'm gonna bid %s. I'm gonna take %s. %s! I'll do %s. Better believe it! Heck! I got too many I goofed, didn't I? I got more than I wanted. Don't laugh! I got too many. I don't want all of these. Does anyone else want one? Oh I didn't get enough! I still need some more, don't I? I'm in BIG trouble. I don't have enough. Yipes! Hey, I did what I said I would. Funky! Hee! I did it! Oh boy! I got what I wanted. Neat! I did it! Just what I said I'd get. Those %s are the trump now. Hey, Let's make %s trump, okay? Neat! %s are trump. %s are trump. This is the last hand so there's not any trump, okay? The last one now. There no trump this time. This one ain't got any trump cause it's the last hand. The game's almost over. This is the last one. It's got no trump. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did just fine! Neat! We won with %s! We did it!  Man, look! We won with %s point%s! We beat you! We beat you! We got %s! Cool. We won! We did just fine! I guess that's my trick. Cool! I guess it's my trick. Do I get that one?...Oh, yeah! Neat! I got that!. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. Those %s are the trump now. Hey, Let's make %s trump, okay? Neat! %s are trump. %s are trump. I'm gonna pass. Not me! Forget it! Uh uh, not me. I pass. Let's use it! That one's okay with me. I like that one! It's fine with me, okay? Let's use it! That one's okay with me. I like that one! It's fine with me, okay? Let's use it! That one's okay with me. I like that one! It's fine with me, okay? I don't want that one. NOOOO! Zappo! Forget it! I don't want it so very much. Let's play %s as trump, okay?How about %s as trump? %s. That's trump. I want %s. We were eucherrered. We goofed! We didn't do good enough. Rats. We are in trouble. We did it! Man, look! We made it! We did it. We did it. We did it. Neat, we got 'em. All of 'em! Cool, we got all of them! I love this game. We took them all. We did it! We got 'em all. I was eucherrered. I goofed! I didn't do good enough. Rats. I'm in trouble. I did it! Man, look! I made it! I did it. I did it. I did it. Neat, I got 'em. All of 'em! Cool, I got all of them! I love this game. I took them all. I did it! I got 'em all. That's the left bower, you know. This is the left bower and it's the biggest there is. I got the left bower so I just win. I'm gonna play the left bower now. Neat! It's the right bower. Cool, The right bower. Right bower. Right bower. I get to play the right bower this time. I'm gonna play all by myself. I don't want no help! This is my all by myself. I'm playing all alone, okay? It's MY deal. Okay. Can I start dealing now? I'm gonna start now, okay? I'm dealing this time. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did just fine! I'm gonna lay these down now. These give me more points. How about these, huh? Cool! I get to play with these. I'm gonna spec. Is it okay if I spec this? Spec! Spec! I'll spec these right here. Is that okay? Neat. I get to add some. Hey, I got more of these. Cool, I can add to this. There's still some more of these! Watch out! I'm quitting! I'm done! Neat. I get to go out. I'm going out now, okay?. I'm gonna pick up from here. I think I'll get from right here. Is it okay if I pick up from here? I'll take from right here. Oh, I think I'll get from the new pile. I want what's in the new pile. I can't use none of that. I'll take the new pile. I'm getting from the new pile, okay? I'm giving %s %s. And %s gets %s. %s, you get %s. %s, I'm gonna give you %s. Neat. I get %s. I'm gonna give me %s. I'm gonna play with %s. Cool! I get %s %s is wild. %s are the wild things this time. %s get to be wild. %s are wild, like mom says I am. Neat, I messed up! I lost %s. Oh, rats. Now I gotta give back %s points. There goes my %s. No!No!No! I just lost %s. Hey, I did okay. At least I didn't lose any. I didn't want those points so very much. I'm just where I started from. Hey, I get %s. That's %s more for me. Goody! I get %s more points. Oh, Cool! I made %s. I had made %s good. I got to play %s altogether. Cool, I played %s. There was ..... %s there. Let's see. I still had %s in my hand. I had %s left. I guess that's not good, huh? Neat, Those %s I still had in my hand work bad on me, huh? Oops. I still had %s. Neat Cool! Ahhhh Oh boy! Gee whiz I...I Hmmm Oh oh! Uh oh! Nooooo Yeeesss That's ummmm Boys are kinda like gum. They're great at first but after a while they get boring and pretty soon you're trying to find a way to get rid of it. I once had two boyfriends at the same time. I could tell you STORIES! Never again, believe me. School is a cinch. It's the bus rides to and from school that are the REAL education. How NOT to drive in the city. My brother is such a pain! But at least he isn't as SLOW as you and he does know how and when to play a card. I thought having a little sister would be a blast until I found out you're expected to watch her! Thank goodness for babysitting money. I get A's and B's. I watch my brother and sister. I help cook. I deliver papers quickly. I'm close to being PERFECT! My pop says he'll eat anything I cook ... just as long as it has peanut butter in it. I'm sorry you're having such a tough time making up your mind. Maybe I should sing you a little song to help relax you. Can you imagine what's it like to come home and find your little sister has eaten every one of your lipsticks and won't pay for any of them? Mom gets upset when I punch my brother. But I swear! He has 'Hit Me' written all over his face. He DOES, I tell you. My favorite sport in the whole world is soccer. Imagine being able to kick something without getting sent to your room. I play softball, soccer, and basketball. None of those games EVER took as long as this game is taking. If you want to see my mom turn a cool shade of green, just remind her that next year, I get to learn how to drive. Boys like it when you think about 'em. They just might have trouble with WHAT you think about 'em. Okay, here's the plan. Right after I'm done, you're gonna pick up a card and then, a little bit later, you'll lay down a card. Got it? My brother isn't as slow as you and he's a WHOLE lot dumber, believe me. I love my pop but he is WEIRD. In fact, we got him a t-shirt that says that and he LOVES it. That's weird. I've read the same book now eleven times. I went for the twelfth time but it fell apart. I wish I'd known you were going to be so slow. I'd have brought a book to read or a pillow, or something. HELLO!  Is anyone there? Blink if you're awake. Smile if you're still alive. I like this one. I want this one. Hey, I can use that one. Maybe that's the one I need. NOOOOO! I don't want that. No thank you. Yuck! I don't want that! No, I want what's in the new pile. Here, you can have this. I don't want this one. This one is not any good anymore. I don't want this in my hand no more. Ouch! That hurt! No!No!No! I don't want that! You guys are really mean to me. No, I'm not gonna take it....Oh, okay. Blast! I had her all along. Oh oh! I kinda got stuck with her, huh? Rats! She didn't wanna leave my hand. I got her back again, didn't I? No no no! I don't want HER! You guys are really mean, giving me her. Why are you picking on me? I didn't ask for the Lady. I ALWAYS get caught with her, don't I? It's MY deal. Okay. Can I start dealing now? I'm gonna start now, okay? I'm dealing this time. Neat! I won with %s! I did it!  Man, look! I won with %s point%s! I beat you! I beat you! I got %s! Cool. I won! I did just fine! I'm gonna lay these down now. These give me more points. How about these, huh? Cool! I get to play with these. I'm gonna spec. Is it okay if I spec this? Spec! Spec! I'll spec these right here. Is that okay? Neat. I get to add some. Hey, I got more of these. Cool, I can add to this. There's still some more of these! Watch out! I'm quitting! I'm done! Neat. I get to go out. I'm going out now, okay?. I'm gonna pick up from here. I think I'll get from right here. Is it okay if I pick up from here? I'll take from right here. Oh, I think I'll get from the new pile. I want what's in the new pile. I can't use none of that. I'll take the new pile. I'm getting from the new pile, okay? Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. Let me start, okay? It's my turn to start. I get to start. I'm gonna start now. My turn. My turn. My turn. My turn. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. Neat, this one will play just fine. I think this is the one I'll play. I hope this one doesn't get me in trouble. Yes! This is the one to play. Let's try %s, shall we? Should it be something other than %s? I don't THINK so. I want it to be %s now. Okay fine. We'll make it %s. %s is wild. %s are the wild things this time. %s get to be wild. %s are wild, like mom says I am. I got %s. I've got .... oh....let's see...%s. Ooohhh! I have %s. %s. That's what I got, right? I think I'd better draw. I don't have anything so I'm drawing. Nothing here. Better take a card. Give me a card, please! Man, I'm tired of drawing. Don't you think I have enough by now? This is silly! I have too many as it is. That's enough, please! No more, please!!!! I don't want this many. You're being stupid, deck! NO NO NO! I have ENOUGH! Okay, sure! Why not some more? Why not the WHOLE STINKING DECK! %s, I'm making you draw two cards. Sorry, %s, you gotta draw two cards. Oh, look, %s, the Two says you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I'm gonna pass. Not me! Forget it, man! Uh uh, by me. I'm gone! I win cause I got the least. Since I have less than you guys, I win. Neat, I win!!!! I win! I win!  