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P&PZPtPPPQ*QNQjQQQQQQQQR'R>R[RwRRRRRRSS/SMS]SkSzSSSSSS%TDTaTzTTTTTU!U9U^UgUpUyUUUUUUUUUV6VRVnVVVVVVVW"W6WFWVWfWvWWWWWWW	XX)X<XOXbXvXXXXXX YY7YTYqYYYYYZZ(Z5ZBZdZZZZHey, I got the captain, 'his nobs'. Attention on deck. It's His Nobs Neat! I got His Nobs Hey! Hey! His Nobs. Hey, I won by %s warp factor%s. Warp factor %s. I win!. Looks like the ensign here has won again by %s warp factor%s. I won by %s warp factor%s. Engage! Warp Factor 1, helmsman! Go where no cribbage player has gone before. Go, man, go! This is the last card, captain. Fire the last card, ensign. That's all she wrote. Bye bye, cards! Set phasers on %s %s %s aliens! %s %s for %s %s for %s %s for %s %s for %s The crystals are drained. There's nothing left, captain. Oops. Looks like I don't get nothing. Gee, I got zip! %s for %s, hee hee %s for %s Hey! I got %s for %s %s for %s points, right? %s and I got this pair for %s %s plus a pair which is %s Wow, %s and a pair, too. That's %s Neat. %s and a pair for %s Ok, lookee here. %s and a three of a kind for %s %s and then I got %s for this three of a kind. %s and my three of a kind here for %s more. %s and a three of a kind for %s Wow! Even radder. %s and a four of a kind for %s. Arm photon torpedoes, ensign. We have %s and a four of a kind for %s. Okay! Like we got %s and a four of a kind for %s more. Rad! %s and a four of a kind for %s %s. And look here, I get %s for a run, too. Let's see here. There's %s and there's also a run for %s %s and a run for %s. I'm getting good, aren't I? %s and a run for %s                                         Rad. Whacha gotta have to knock is, like, %s or less, right? We're dealing with %s enemy vessels, you know? Okay, to knock I gotta get %s or under. We got %s for the knock value. Gin! Gin! Gin! Oh boy! I did it! Gin! Rad. I beat you! I got gin. Gin. See, gin!  Right? I won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s warp factor%s! Cool! Like, I tied you!  I get 25 points. Sorry, man. I tied you, I guess, what, 25, right? Oh boy! You've been tied. That gives me 25. You know, I think I tied you!  Yeah, so I get 25 points. Oh boy, I get %s point%s. Setting speed to warp factor %s, captain. Cool. I get %s point%s. I'm singing now! I just got %s point%s. Okay! I'm gonna knock on %s. Lookee here, man. I'm gonna just knock now with %s. I guess...yeah, I can knock. I got %s. Why not! I guess I'll knock on %s. Sorry, man, but I underKnocked you by %s. I get %s point%s. Hee! Hee!  You just got underKnocked by %s.  That means I get %s point%s. I outmaneuvered you! I underKnocked you by %s.  Looks like I get %s point%s. Oops, you've just been underKnocked by %s so I get %s point%s, right? Let's see here. I have %s. Okay, let's count. I..I have...ah...%s. Oh boy, I got %s in here. Nuts. I got %s. Cool. That and the gin bonus gives me %s point%s. That's what altogether?  %s point%s, right? Warp drive, engineer! We just got %s point%s! Like, wow! I get %s point%s altogether.  Rad. I got .... %s. Let's see. I got %s. I got %s. Yeah, like I got %s. Radical! I got 31! Oh boy, I did it. I got 31! Look, everyone. I got 31. I did it! 31! Cool, man. Knock, knock, Hee! Hee! Look out! I'm knocking. Can you dig it? I'm knocking. So, like, I think I'll knock. I'm just gonna first-hand now, okay? I got %s. Oh boy, I think I'll first-hand with %s now. Can I first-hand now with just %s? Cool. Ziiippp! Gotcha. I'm first-handing with %s. Wow, like I beat you with %s. Hee Hee!  I gotcha with %s. You're beaten, man. I got %s. Don't look now but I beat you with %s. Oops. Looks like that beats my %s. Wow, my %s just got beat. There goes my %s.. My %s is dead meat. Hey, look! We tied! I tied you, man. Cool, like, we're tied, you know? Oh boy, I thought I was gone but I tied you. You all lose! I beatcha all, didn't I? Looks like you all just lost. Everyone else loses! Nuts. I got the lowest hand. I think I'm the loser, right, cause my hand's the lowest one. Oops. I blew it! Shields up! Too late! I lose. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. I blew it. I lose 2. Didn't get you all. Looks like I'm out 2. Hee! Hee! Looks like I gotta fork over 2, doesn't it? Boy! I needed to beat everyone and I didn't! I lose 2. Yeah! I got each of ya so you all lose. You're all my prisoners! I did it!  Rad, man, rad. Everyone loses, you know? I won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s warp factor%s! Hey! I didn't get any points with that trick. That trick's mine. I think that that's my trick. It's mine. I got the deuce of clubs so I start. I'll start cause I got the deuce of clubs. The deuce of clubs has been found, ensign. Engage! Warp Factor 2, helmsman. Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I'll play now. When did...never mind. I'll start. Let's see. That's %s to you, %s. Hey! %s to you, %s. %s is what's to you, %s. %s to you, %s. I gotta beam on outta here. Like, I gotta just fold into nothin'. Shoot. I got to fold. Hee! Hee! I'm 'IT'. I guess I gotta fold. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Hee! Hee! I'm outta tokens. Oops. I am out of tokens. I guess I'm done. Beam me outta here. I'm outta tokens. I'm outta tokens. I'm through. I won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s. I like this game. I won with %s warp factor%s! We won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like we won with %s. You mean we won? With how much?  Oh, %s. I like this game. We won with %s warp factor%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just get the old tractor beam on that trick. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. Oh boy.....I guess I'll bid %s. Should I....I mean, well....ok....%s. Rats! I went set by %s.  That means I lose %s. I blew it by %s, didn't I?  I guess I lose %s. Okay, okay. I see. I'm set by %s.  So I lose %s. I went set by %s.  I gotta lose %s, don't I? Rats! We went set by %s.  That means we lose %s. We blew it by %s, didn't we?  I guess we lose %s. Okay, okay. I see. We're set by %s.  So we lose %s point%s. We went set by %s.  We lose %s point%s, don't we? I got my %s trick%s. I get %s point%s. Yeah, I did it. Got my %s trick%s for %s point%s. Cool. I did it after all. Got %s trick%s. Get %s point%s, right? Okay, that's cool. I took my %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. We did it, captain. We got %s trick%s. Wow! I was wondering. But we did it. We got %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Not bad, huh? We took %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. We took our %s trick%s, captain. We're gonna get %s point%s. Hey! I not only took my %s trick%s but %s more! That gives me %s point%s. Okay, man, I see. I got my %s trick%s and %s more to boot. That's %s point%s. I got the %s trick%s and %s more. I get %s point%s, right? Radical. Not only did I get my %s trick%s but I got %s more. Hey! We not only took our %s trick%s but %s more! That gives us %s point%s. Okay, man, I see. We got our %s trick%s and %s more to boot. That's %s point%s. We got the %s trick%s and %s more. We get %s point%s, right? Radical. Not only did we get our %s trick%s but we got %s more.  Cool. We get %s point%s. I didn't take a trick. Warp factor ZERO, captain. The big Zippo. I didn't take a single one. Hey, like I said, I took none so I get 100. Cool, man. I took none so I get 100 points. I get my 100 points for not taking any, right? I did it! So I get 100 points. Rats! I wasn't supposed to take any but I did. I lose 100. Darn it! I took some so I lose 100. Hee! Hee! I blew it, didn't I? I'm gonna lose 100. Looks like I'm out 100 for blowing it like I did. Hey, like I said, we took none. Cool, man. we took none so we did the Nil bid thing. We got away with none, partner! We did it! We did it!  We didn't take any. Rats! We weren't supposed to take any but we did. Darn it! We took some. Hee! Hee! We blew it, didn't we?. Looks like we're goofing up. We took some when we weren't supposed to. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Well, look! We won! Hey! Hey! We won! We won! Cool. Looks like we won! We won! Right? Yeah, we won. Cool! That's my trick. I'll just get the old tractor beam on that trick. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. Oh boy.....I guess I'll bid %s. Should I....I mean, well....ok....%s. Let's see. I took %s trick%s for %s point%s. Okay, I took %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. Cool, man. I got %s little trick%s. That gives me %s point%s. I took %s trick%s. That means I get %s point%s, ain't that right? Let's see. We took %s trick%s for %s. Okay, we took %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Cool, man. we got %s little trick%s. That gives us %s point%s. We took %s trick%s. That means we get %s point%s, ain't that right? I blew it! I didn't take enough so I don't get nothing. Rats! I didn't do good enough so I get nothing. I guess if you don't take the tricks, you don't get the points. Oh boy! Not enough, is there? I get nothing. We blew it! We didn't take enough so we don't get nothing. Rats! We didn't do good enough so we get nothing. I guess if you don't take the tricks, you don't get the points. Oh boy! Not enough, is there? We get nothing. Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Hee! Hee! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Well, look! We won! Hey! Hey! We won! We won! Cool. Looks like we won! We won! Right? Yeah, we won. Cool! That's my trick. I'll just get the old tractor beam on that trick. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I do now? Oh, I guess %s. Oh boy.....I guess I'll bid %s. Hmmmm....ok....%s. Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Hee! Hee! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. I gotta start the bid at %s, right? Okay, if I gotta, I'll start at %s. Let's see. I gotta start at %s. I gotta start bidding at %s. Bye me. I pass. I gotta pass. Hee! Hee! I pass. Gee, we went set by %s. Sorry, we're set! Oh boy, I'm sorry. we went set %s point%s. Yipes! We're set! Gee, I went set by %s. Sorry, I'm set! Oh boy, I'm sorry. I went set %s point%s. Yipes! I'm set! Yipes! I ain't gotta marriage or a nine. Hee! Hee! I blew it! There ain't a marriage or even a lousy 9. Rats! Rats! No marriage.  No 9. Ouch! Looks like I'm breathing Deep Space! I ain't got a marriage or a 9. Oh boy! You all dropped the bid on me, didn't you? It's what? %s.? Okay, so I got the bid at %s.  Even if I don't want it. Hee! Hee! I may be in trouble here.  The bid is %s now, right? The bid is at %s.  Good luck, Gordon! That was the last trick! Hey! I got the last trick! Looks like I got the last trick! Last trick! Cool! Yipes! No tricks, no meld. I blew it.  I didn't take a single trick so I lose all my meld. Brother. Why me? Guess I lose my meld, huh? Hee! Hee! I kinda messed up, huh? So..like..I lose the meld, right? Yipes! No tricks, no meld. We blew it.  We didn't take a single trick so we lose all our meld. Brother. Why me? Guess we lose our meld, huh? Hee! Hee! We kinda messed up, huh? So..like..we lose the meld, right?                 I won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like I won with %s point%s. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s warp factor%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just get the old tractor beam on that trick. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Let's see. I think I'm gonna bid %s. What should I bid? Oh, I guess %s. Oh boy.....I guess I'll bid %s. Should I....I mean, well....ok....%s. Oops! Hee! Hee! I took too many!. Rats! Too many, huh! I kinda got carried away, didn't I? Oh, alright! I blew it. I musta kinda blew, huh? Rats! Oh heck! Not enough. Rats! Right! I did it! Hee! Hee! I did it! I did it.  I took what I said I would. Hey!!! Warp factor 9, captain. I did it! Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Hee! Hee! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. This is the final hand so there's no trump. This is the 'no-trump' hand. Okay. The last hand. This one ain't gotta trump. Stand-by! This is a no-trump hand. Give her all she's got, engineer. I won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like I am smarter than a Vulcan. You mean I won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. I won with %s warp factor%s! We won with %s warp factor%s! Oh boy! Looks like we won with %s point%s. You mean we won? With how much?  Oh, %s point%s. I like this game. We won with %s warp factor%s! Cool! That's my trick. I'll just get the old tractor beam on that trick. Like, that's my trick. I'll take it! My trick! Rad! Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Let's see.  Umm, %s are trump. %s are the trump this time. Hee! Hee! %s be the trump. Okay. The trump this time is %s. Bye me. I pass. I gotta pass. Hee! Hee! I pass. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Hee! Hee! I guess we can try it. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Hee! Hee! I guess we can try it. Okay, that one's cool. Sure. Why not. Let's go with it. Beam it up! Let's do it. Hee! Hee! I guess we can try it. Nah! I don't like it! Forget it! No way! I don't think I want it. Hmmmm.....I think we should forget it. Hey, let's try %s as trump. We can have %s as trump, okay?. If we .... sure ... %s. I want %s to be trump, okay? Ouch! we got took We blew it! Oh, rats! We were EUCHRED! We didn't do it. We blew it, huh? Hee! Hee! We did it! Look! We did it!  Yesssss Well done, captain. We are victorious. We made it! We gottem all! Like, wow.  All of them. Each one! Like, I love it! Oh wow! Hee! Hee! We gottem all! Ouch! I got took. I blew it! Oh, rats! I was EUCHRED! I didn't do it. I blew it, huh? Hee! Hee! I did it! Look! I did it!  Yesssss Well done, captain. We are victorious. I made it! I gottem all! Like, wow.  All of them. Each one! Like, I love it! Oh wow! Hee! Hee! I gottem all! I'm gonna play the left bower. I love this name. Left bower. Hee! Hee! Say hi to the left bower. The sensors indicate this is the left bower. Sensors reveal the presence of the right bower. I got the right bower. Let's see. This is the right bower. Look out! Here comes the right bower. Should I go it alone?  Okay. I'll try this by myself. I can do it all along. Oh, gosh! I'm gonna try it by myself. My deal. I get to deal. Hey! It's my deal. Hee! Hee! It's my deal. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Okay, I'll meld these. Let's see! I can meld these. Hee! Hee! I can meld these! Look out! I'm gonna meld these guys. 'Spect I'll spec. Hee! Hee! I can spec here. I'll spec. Like, I can spec now. Well, I'll just add this. Ok, I'll add these. Oooh! I can add these. Great! How about I add these? I'm outta here! Beam me up!!! Warp factor 9! I am going out. Well, maybe...okay, I'll take from here. Should I?  Okay, from here. I'll take from here. I'll draw from right here. I think I'll just take from the deck. Nah, I'll stick with the deck. Let's see what the deck has. I'll take from the deck. Let's see, %s gets %s. Okay, I gotta give %s %s. %s, you get %s. %s, how about %s? Okay, I get %s. Hmmm, I get %s. I'm gonna get %s. I get %s. Okay, now %s are wild. %s are the wild cards. Sensors indicate that %s are wild. %s are wild. Rats. I lost %s. Looks like I lost %s. I'm out %s. Oh, great. Now I'm out %s. At least I broke even. Okay, I kinda ended up even, didn't I? I broke even. Zippo! Hey! I made %s. Looks like I get %s. Good enough! I made %s. I made %s. Look like I got %s in meld. Hmmmm. Hey! I got %s. Wow! %s! I got %s in meld. Yipes! There's still %s in my hand. Oh, rats. I still have %s left in my hand. Oh, boy! Looks I got stuck with %s. There's still %s left in my hand. Gee! Oh oh Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hey, if you're not gonna play, man, just say so. I can watch a rerun of Star Trek instead. Did you see the episode where the captain beamed down and all of a sudden....well, it was terrific. You know, if you're stumped, maybe I could sing some and that'll help you, how about it? I learned to play this game when I was little.  If you can't remember the rules, I can help. Man, have you heard the latest album from the Gratefully Deaf? It is radical, you know? I don't know.  Some people think the Next Generation is better but I'll stick with the originals. Doncha know that it takes longer to frown than to ... or was that it takes more ... oh, never mind. I love the new Country and Western rap songs.  Talk about hip! Look. I gotta go to work soon. Can you make a play, please. I'm sorry but I gotta make some pizzas. If you don't mind, since you're not doing anything right now, I think I'll order a pizza. I get a discount, you know. Wow, man. You can all sorts of things looking at your ears real close.  Fantastic! There's a new babe working at the pizza place.  She is dynamite.  I think she likes me cause she said 'hi' yesterday. I wonder what the captain would do if he had as much time to waste as I do. Did I tell you that I applied for a job at Xerox? I mean, I can make great copies of pizzas so I just figured.... My folks say that with just a little encouragement, a bit of effort, and a lot of luck, I'll amount to something. You know, I've seen every Star Trek movie 20 times each, except for the second one...I've seen it at least 30 times. I had a girl friend once but, well, you know, you can either spend times with girls or spend time with fun things so ... I don't have time for dating, except for maybe now when you're taking so long, but I just don't feel like it. Hee! Hee! Did I tell the joke about what you get when you cross a Vulcan with a...oh, what was it?  Oh well, it was great! You never know what to think about the Next Generation cause the captain there is just too smart. I can't think like him. Yeah, I can use that one. OOOh, I want that one! Hey!!!! I need that one! Thank you! Thank you! No, thanks! No, no, no. Forget it, man. I draw from the deck. The deck, man. The deck I don't want this. I'll get rid of this one. So long! Hee! Hee! I can dump this one. Oooh! I got hit with photon torpedoes! Ouch! That stings! I didn't want any! Rats. Okay, I guess I have to take it. But no more, okay? Oooh! I forgot I had her! Yipes! I didn't play that queen right, did I? OhOh!, I had her and I should have gotten rid of her. I was supposed to give her to someone else, wasn't I? Ouch! She really hurts you! Hey! I didn't want her! Well, geez. Isn't that...oh, not again! She's even MORE points. No! My deal. I get to deal. Hey! It's my deal. Hee! Hee! It's my deal. Well, look! I won! Hey! Hey! I won! I won! Cool. Looks like I won! I won! Right? Yeah, I won. Okay, I'll meld these. Let's see! I can meld these. Hee! Hee! I can meld these! Look out! I'm gonna meld these guys. 'Spect I'll spec. Hee! Hee! I can spec here. I'll spec. Like, I can spec now. Well, I'll just add this. Ok, I'll add these. Oooh! I can add these. Great! How about I add these? I'm outta here! Beam me up!!! Warp factor 9! I am going out. Well, maybe...okay, I'll take from here. Should I?  Okay, from here. I'll take from here. I'll draw from right here. I think I'll just take from the deck. Nah, I'll stick with the deck. Let's see what the deck has. I'll take from the deck. Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. Ok, I can start this. What? You mean, I start? Cool. Sure, yeah. I play now. .......What?  Oh, sorry. I'll start. My turn. My turn. My turn. My turn. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards.  ast amount of cards.  s.  