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\\'\:\M\`\s\\\\\\\]+]H]e]]]]]]^,^9^F^S^u^^^^Hey, look! His Nobs His Nobs! That's cool. Hey, you can't beat this! His Nobs His Nobs Looks like Bif won again by %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer won by %s point%s. The Biffer did it again, this time by %s point%s. Cool! I won by %s point%s. Surf's Up! The Biffer can't play, man. You take it. Like, I can't do anything, so Go, you know? Like I told my last babe, Go! This is it, man, that last card. That's right. This is the last card, and Bif has it. Cool. Last card and another point for me. I can dig it! Last card, man. %s %s %s %s %s for %s. %s gives the Biffer %s. %s and Bif gets %s. Alright! %s for %s Wipe out! This is leading to nowhere. There's not much I can do with cards like these. It's flat, man. Nothing. %s for %s. %s gives the Biffer %s. %s and Bif gets %s. Alright! %s for %s Cool! %s and a pair for %s. %s. Hey, the Biffer has a pair for %s %s and a pair for %s %s and a lovely pair for %s. This is decent! %s and a three of a kind for %s %s. And, hey, I got this three-bee for %s %s. Plus trips for %s. %s and a three of a kind for %s This is really decent! %s and a four of a kind for %s %s. The Biffer's got this quad for %s %s. Plus a four of a kind for %s. %s and four-bees for %s %s and the Biffer has a run for %s %s. Not to mention this dynamite run for %s %s and a run for %s Bif comes through again. %s and a run for %s                                         Okay, man, you can knock on %s or less. In Texas, we'd knock here on %s. Bif says we can knock on %s or less. Good enough! The Knock value is %s. The Biffer comes through again. Gin! What can I say? Gin! Gin, man! Bif says Gin! Man, I love this game. The Biffer won with %s point%s! Hey! The game's over. I won with %s point%s! I did it again. Another win. Yeah! I did it again, man. %s point%s! Hey, the Biffer tied ya! That means I get 25. Cool! I tied you!  That give me 25 points. Bif gets 25 points for tieing you, man. I tied you!  I get 25 points. Let's see. I get %s. The Biffer just got himself %s point%s. Hey! That's %s point%s. Man, this is as good as surfing! Hah! %s! Touch me. Is it hot in here or is it just me?...It's me! Sorry, man, I gotta knock on %s. Look out, man. I'm knocking on %s. This is decent! I'm knocking with %s. I'm knocking on with %s. Hey, man, I underKnocked you by %s.  That gets me %s point%s. The Biffer does it again. UnderKnock by %s! That means I get %s. Sorry, man, Bif underKnocked you with %s. He gets %s point%s. What can I say? I underKnocked you by %s so I get %s point%s. The Biffer has %s. Bif has %s. Oh, man, I have %s. Well, let's see....Okay, I have %s. That and the gin gets me %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer gets %s point%s altogether. Cool! That and the 25 for gin gets me %s. Altogether, that makes %s. Its like pumping iron! The Biffer has %s. Bif has %s. Oh, man, I have %s. Well, let's see....Okay, I have %s. Hey, the Biffer has 31! 31, everyone! Watch out. Surfs up, man! Bif's got himself 31. Cool! I got 31. I'm amazing, huh? Well, let's see whatcha all have. I'm knocking. Hey, the Biffer is gonna Knock! Stand back, kids. Bif is Knocking. I gotta Knock, I guess. Hey, the Biffer is 'first-handing' with %s. Why not take a chance! Let's 'first-hand'. I got %s. Hmmm.....Okay, I am 'first-handing' with %s. Bif's 'first-handing' with %s. Stand back! Cool! Bif beat you with %s. Hey, the Biffer just gotcha with %s. Sorry, man, you've been beaten with %s. Okay, you know, I got that beat with %s. Hey, you beat the Biffer's %s. Bif just has %s. Thrown for a loss on that play. I just have %s. Ooops, that beats my %s. Back to the original line of scrimmage. We tied. Hey, the Biffer tied ya. No gain on that play for either of us, man. Looks like we tied. You all lost it in the curl, man! Hey, the Biffer got you all. Look at that, man. Everybody but me loses. Everyone loses to Bif! Hey, the Biffer has the lowest hand. Ouch, Bif has the lowest hand. Looks like I was thrown for a loss cause I got the lousiest hand. Ooooo! Not good, man. I have the lowest hand. Hey, the Biffer won! Bif wins again! Cool. Looks like I win again, huh? Man, this is a great game. I win! Let's play again. Rats, man. I lose 2 cause I didn't get you all. Oooo, big loss on that play! Bif really blew that, didn't he? Yipes. I had to beat everyone and I didn't so, man, I lose 2. I gotcha all.  Everyone loses something. Major advance! Caught you all napping. Quarterback sneak! You all lose. Hey, the Biffer did it! Everyone loses. Hey, the Biffer wins with %s point%s. Cool, Bif wins with %s point%s. Looks like I win, huh? I got %s. Watch out, man! I just won with %s point%s. Hey, look! No points! The Biffer lucked out. That's Bif's, and there ain't any points. Hike that trick to me, man. It's a good one. I got the club deuce so I'll get it going. Bif has the 2. He starts. I got it so I'll play it. Here's the deuce. No problem! I can start it all off with the deuce here. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Looks like it's %s to you, %s. I'm passing you %s, %s. Bif is sending %s your way, %s. Get ready to receive %s, %s. Yipes, that does me in! I gotta fold. I'm outa here. Bif is gone, man! Hey, the Biffer's gotta fold. Hey, the Biffer won! Bif wins again! Cool. Looks like I win again, huh? Man, this is a great game. I win! Let's play again. Looks like Bif is out of this game, man. Hey, the Biffer is plumb outta tokens. Bye! Are you sure I'm out? Maybe I dropped one. Guess not! What a bummer? Hey, the Biffer won with %s! Bif wins again! He has %s. Cool. Looks like I win again, huh? I got %s. Man, this is a great game. I got %s so I win! Let's play again. Hey, the Biffer and buddy won with %s! Bif and his buddy win again! We got %s. Cool. Looks like we win again, huh? We got %s. Man, I love this game. We got %s so we win! Let's play again. That's my trick, man. Looks like I caught that pass. That's Bif's. Hike that trick to me, man. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll bid %s. Bif bids %s. Man, what's that play, huh? Guess I'll go %s. I'm gonna bid %s. Hey, the Biffer went set by %s.  Big loss of %s point%s. Yipes! Bif blew it. Set by %s.  Man, I lose %s point%s. So, I went set by %s.  Guess I'm out %s. Look at that! I'm set by %s.  Down %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer and buddy went set by %s.  Big loss of %s. Yipes! Bif and his buddy blew it. Set by %s.  You know, we lose %s, man. So, we went set by %s.  Guess we're out %s. Look at that! We're set by %s.  Down %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer took his %s trick%s. He gets %s. Cool! Bif does it! Got his %s trick%s. Gets his %s point%s. I got my %s trick%s so I get %s. %s trick%s, just like I said. Gets me %s. Hey, the Biffer and buddy got our %s. Cool! Bif and his buddy do it! Got our %s trick%s. Get our %s point%s. We got our %s trick%s so we get %s. %s trick%s, just like we said. Gets us %s. Hey, the Biffer got his %s trick%s and %s more. Man, that makes %s. Far out, man. Got my %s book%s and %s to boot! That means %s point%s. Big gain on that play! First down and extra yardage. Bif got his %s tricks and %s more. That's %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer and buddy got their %s book%s and %s more. Man, that makes %s. Far out, man. We got our %s trick%s and %s to boot! That means %s point%s. Big gain on that play! First down and extra yardage. Bif and his buddy got their %s trick%s and %s more. That's %s point%s. Man, I didn't take a one. No tricks up my sleeve! Bif hasn't got any. I'm on empty, man. I didn't take any like I said I would so I get that 100 point bonus. Hey, the Biffer get his 100 points for not taking any. I said I wouldn't take any and I didn't. That means I get the 100 bonus points. Did you see that? I didn't take a single one. Cool. I get 100. Rats. I wasn't gonna take any but I blew it. Watch out, man! Caught holding so I get a big penalty. Bif blew that one, didn't he? I wasn't supposed to take any but I did. Man, I'm out 100 points. Hey, the Biffer and buddy made their Nil bid! We said we wouldn't take any and we didn't. That means we get the bonus points. Did you see that? We didn't take a single one. Cool. We get extra for that. First down on that one! We didn't take any and we get a bonus! Rats. we weren't gonna take any but we blew it. Watch out, man! Caught holding so we get a big penalty. Bif and his buddy blew that one, didn't they? We weren't supposed to take any but we did. Man, we're out a bunch of points. Looks like Bif won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer won with %s point%s. The Biffer did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! I won with %s point%s. Looks like Bif and his buddy won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer and buddy won with %s point%s. The Biffer and buddy did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! We won with %s point%s. That's my trick, man. Looks like I caught that pass. That's Bif's. Hike that trick to me, man. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll bid %s. Bif bids %s. Man, what's that play, huh? Guess I'll go %s. I'm gonna bid %s. Let's see! I got %s trick%s so I get %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer's got %s trick%s. He gets %s. Not a bad play! I got %s trick%s so I'll get %s. Cool, huh? I got %s trick%s. That makes me %s point%s. Let's see! We got %s trick%s so we get %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer's got %s trick%s. We gets %s. Not a bad play! We got %s trick%s so we'll get %s. Cool, huh? We got %s trick%s. That makes us %s point%s. Man, Bif blew it! Guess I didn't make the yardage on that one, huh? Rats! Thought I'd have it but....no way! I get nothing cause I didn't take enough. Man, Bif and his buddy blew it! Guess we didn't make the yardage on that one, huh? Rats! Thought we'd have it but....no way! We get nothing cause we didn't take enough. Bif says %s are trump. Looks like the trump is %s. Cool, %s are gonna be trump this time. %s are trump for this hand. Looks like Bif won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer won with %s point%s. The Biffer did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! I won with %s point%s. Looks like Bif and his buddy won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer and buddy won with %s point%s. The Biffer and buddy did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! We won with %s point%s. That's my trick, man. Looks like I caught that pass. That's Bif's. Hike that trick to me, man. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll bid %s. Bif bids %s. Man, guess I'll go %s. I'm gonna bid %s. Bif says %s are trump. Looks like the trump is %s. Cool, %s are gonna be trump this time. %s are trump for this hand. Bif's gotta start the bidding at %s. Hey, the Biffer hasta start the bid at %s. I'm gonna start bidding at %s. The bidding'll start at %s. Nah! By me. I pass, man. Gotta pass, you know? Bif'll pass. We went set, partner, by %s. Ouch! Bif and his buddy are set %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer and buddy are set %s point%s. We've gone set %s point%s. I went set by %s. Ouch! Bif's set %s point%s. Hey, the Biffer is set %s point%s. I've gone set %s point%s. Yipes! I ain't got what it take to make trump! No marriages. No nines. Nothing! Major loss on the play, man. Not a marriage or a nine. Bummer. I ain't got a suit with either a marriage or a nine. Great! I've had the bid dropped on me for %s. Okay, I gotta deal with this. I got the bid at %s. I didn't really want it but I've got it anyways at %s. Bif's got himself stuck with the bid at %s. Hey, the Biffer's got himself the last trick! That's the last trick, man! Last trick! Bif got the last trick! Say goodbye to the meld! No trick, no meld, ain't that the way it works? I didn't take a trick so I'm out my meld. Bif blew it! No meld now! Say goodbye to the meld! No trick, no meld, ain't that the way it works? We didn't take a trick so we're out our meld. Bif and his buddy blew it! No meld now!                 Looks like Bif won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer won with %s point%s. The Biffer did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! I won with %s point%s. That's my trick, man. Looks like I caught that pass. That's Bif's. Hike that trick to me, man. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll bid %s. Bif bids %s. Man, what's that play, huh? Guess I'll go %s. I'm gonna bid %s. Yipes! I took too many tricks!. Too many men downfield, huh? Bif was tooooo good. Hey, the Biffer got carried away. Rats. Not enough tricks!. Oh, hell! I blew it. That didn't go the way it shoulda. Man, I got that all wrong. Yeah! Bif did it! Got just what I said I would. Pretty as a picture, huh? Hey, the Biffer got just right. Bif says %s are trump. Looks like the trump is %s. Cool, %s are gonna be trump this time. %s are trump for this hand. This is it, man. The last hand!  It is 'no-trump'. Last chance!  It is 'no-trump'. This is the 'no-trump' hand, guys. Man, we are at goal-to-go.  Last hand, no trump. Looks like Bif won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer won with %s point%s. The Biffer did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! I won with %s point%s. Looks like Bif and his buddy won again with %s point%s. Hey! The Biffer and buddy won with %s point%s. The Biffer and buddy did it again, this time with %s point%s. Cool! We won with %s point%s. That's my trick, man. Looks like I caught that pass. That's Bif's. Hike that trick to me, man. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Bif says %s are trump. Looks like the trump is %s. Cool, %s are gonna be trump this time. %s are trump for this hand. Nah! By me. I pass, man. Gotta pass, you know? Bif'll pass. Yeah, that's ok by me. Sure, why not? Let's go with it. Hey, the Biffer kinda likes that one. We can do it. Let's go, huh? Yeah, that's ok by me. Sure, why not? Let's go with it. Hey, the Biffer kinda likes that one. We can do it. Let's go, huh? Yeah, that's ok by me. Sure, why not? Let's go with it. Hey, the Biffer kinda likes that one. We can do it. Let's go, huh? Nah, I don't think so. Bif doesn't much care for that one. Hey, the Biffer figures there's gotta be something better. I'm gonna turn it down. Bif would like %s to be trump. Cool, I getta name trump. I want it to be %s. Hey, let's try %s as trump, okay? I'm gonna name %s. I want that to be trump. We was EUCHRED, partner! Ouch, man. we blew it! Hey, the Biffer and buddy kinda messed up, huh? Oh, look! We were EUCHRED! Hey, the Biffer and buddy made it! Course we made it! Whatcha think? Alright! Bif and his buddy came through again! We made it! Took 'em all, didn't we? I love it! That was a touchdown, partner! Each and everyone of those beauties! We are on a roll now, huh, partner? I was EUCHRED! Ouch, man. I blew it! Hey, the Biffer kinda messed up, huh? Oh, look! I was EUCHRED! Hey, the Biffer made it! Course I made it! Whatcha think? Alright! Bif came through again! I made it! Took 'em all, didn't I? I love it! That was a touchdown! Each and everyone of those beauties! I'm on a roll now, huh? Hey, the Biffer's gonna play the left bower. Look at this, man, the left bower. I gotta play the left bower now. Cool, Bif's got the left bower. Hey, he ain't as good as the left one but the right bower still plenty good. Bif's gonna play the right bower. This here is the right bower. Right bower heading your way. I guess I'll try this by myself. Hey, the Biffer's gotta try it alone. Partner, I'm trying it myself. Don't think I need any help on this. I got the deal. It's Bif's deal. Hey, the Biffer'll deal. Cool, I'll deal and we'll get started. The Biffer won with %s point%s! Hey! The game's over. I won with %s point%s! I did it again. Another win. Yeah! I did it again, man. %s point%s! I think I'll meld these. Gonna get me some meld with these. Hey, the Biffer can meld!. Look out, man, I'm melding. I think I'll spec. Let's see. I guess I can spec. IF I spec, it's just that much more for Bif. Spec'ing here. Okay, I can add to this. Cool, Bif can add these, too. I'm gonna add these. I'll just add these. I'm outta here. Watch out, man. I'm going out. Reaching the endzone, now. Stand by, guys, the Biffer is emptying out! Guess I'll take from here. This looks like the place. Oooh, I'll take these. I'll take from about here. Nah! I'll take from the deck. Guess I'll take from the deck. Okay, I'll just try the deck here. The deck, I guess. Let's see.  %s gets %s. Cool, %s'll get %s. Hey, %s, you're gonna get %s. I'll give %s %s cards. Hey, the Biffer gets %s. Bif gets %s. Hmmm. I get %s. I'll be playing with .... %s. %s are the wildcards this hand. Hey, cool! %s are gonna be wild. Looks like we play with %s as wild. Okay, this hand, the %s are wild. Rats! I'm out %s. Loss on the play of %s. I ain't gonna win if I keep losing %s. I lost %s. At least I broke even. Hey, back to the original line of scrimmage. No gain, no loss. I broke even. I made %s, man. Look at this! I get %s. Far out, man. Bif gets %s. Hey, the Biffer comes through with %s. Let's see. I got %s in meld. Okay, my meld is worth %s. Good enough! I got meld of %s. Let's see what my meld is worth.....looks like %s. Got %s left in here. Let's see. There's %s in here working against me. Ooooh! Stuck with %s. No,no! There's %s in here. Oooooh Let's see... Yipes... Okayyyy Uuuhhh No,no,no Yes,yes,yes Welll... Okayyyy Oooooh Heyyyyy! Hahahaha You know, back before the accident, I was setting all sorts of passing records. Man, I coulda been great. Hey, man, if I took as long with a babes as you do with playing, I'd NEVER get any action. Look, man, if you're having trouble deciding what to do, we can call the plays in from the sidelines. I don't get it! What is your problem? I mean, I'm no rocket scientist and I can make a play. While I'm waiting, let me tell about the girl I was with last night. Man, she was...you know...special! I've finally figured it out. You're stalling just to make me nervous, ain't you?  Well, it won't work. If you ain't gonna play, could you at least call time out so I can get a drink or something? How do you like that? I'm here, ready for action, instead of pleasing a babe, and you go to sleep. In my new home in Texas, we got better things to do with our time than to wait on slowpokes like you. While I'm waiting, I think I'll read a book.  Hahahaha, did you like that joke?  Read!!!! Okay, you win.  I won't tell you about Jackie and how she giggles, anymore. Just play! I once told my coach that I could throw ten complete passes in a row. He didn't believe me! WRONG! Maybe I could get a better job as a football coach, myself.  Like, I know the game! Sure! Why not? Look, it's simple. You pick UP a card and then you lay DOWN a card. Heck, even I understand that. If you don't play real soon, I'll tell you about me and Georgette and Wendy again. The ones with the diamonds on them are the clubs...I mean the diamonds. Oh, sure. Just when it was getting exciting, fourth and inches, you call a time out. Look, why doncha just punt the ball and let someone who knows what he's doing run with it. It's funny. In college, I didn't think about grades, just scores....Hey, I still think that way. I'm good at everything that I'm not so hot at, you know? I think I'll try this discard. This looks good. Hey, the Biffer can use that one. Cool! Bif want that one. Nah! Nothing there. I'll take from the deck. Guess I'll go to the deck. That's worthless. Can't use it! Can't use it! I'll get rid of this one. Don't need this. This look like a good one to get rid of. bye-bye, card. Hey! Like, I didn't want those! Looks like the Biffer got stuck with those, huh? Hey, guys! Bif didn't want any. Looks like I get stuck with these, huh? Heck! I just couldn't get rid of her! Man, I knew the Biffer was gonna end up with her. There was just no place I could play her. Bif just couldn't get rid of her so now he has her for good. I knew I had a way with the ladies, but not with her! The Biffer just seems to attract the ladies, doesn't he? Man, that lady sure knows how to tackle you for a loss, doesn't she? Great! How'd old Bif get caught with her? I got the deal. It's Bif's deal. Hey, the Biffer'll deal. Cool, I'll deal and we'll get started. The Biffer won with %s point%s! Hey! The game's over. I won with %s point%s! I did it again. Another win. Yeah! I did it again, man. %s point%s! I think I'll meld these. Gonna get me some meld with these. Hey, the Biffer can meld!. Look out, man, I'm melding. I think I'll spec. Let's see. I guess I can spec. IF I spec, it's just that much more for Bif. Spec'ing here. Okay, I can add to this. Cool, Bif can add these, too. I'm gonna add these. I'll just add these. I'm outta here. Watch out, man. I'm going out. Reaching the endzone, now. Stand by, guys, the Biffer is emptying out! Guess I'll take from here. This looks like the place. Oooh, I'll take these. I'll take from about here. Nah! I'll take from the deck. Guess I'll take from the deck. Okay, I'll just try the deck here. The deck, I guess. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. Cool, Bif'll start. Hey, the Biffer'll get this started. Let's see. You dealt so I start. Okay, man, I'll start. My turn. My turn. My turn. My turn. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I must cover that Red Trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I'm laying down a red trey. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. I have a canasta here. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. The deck is frozen. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I'll play this. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. I name %s as the new suit. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. %s are wild. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I have %s point%s. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw a card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I must draw another card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. I still have to draw a card. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. %s, you have to draw two cards. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I must pass. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards. I have the least amount of cards.  