America On Line For The Brain Dead
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I HATE windows, however AoL is the sweetest thing ever made for windoze. Any
moron or his grandmother can access AoL. You get one of those cards with a
special registration number and a password for ten free hours, call AoL,Put
in a fake credit card number, and presto an instant access all over AoL, but
most importantly the internet. You can go to the chat room and go into the
private section called "WAREZ" and if thats full you can always go to "WAREZ"
followed by any number of your choise. If it is too dificult to obtain one
Call the AoL number and tell them that your friend gave you a disk and nothing
else. Now they will assume that you are a well intensioned fellow with alot of
cash, and will tell you an ID and PASSWORD to get your 10 free hours. Then
obtain a credit card (mommys, go trashing, look in mail boxes, of hack
citibank) and you're on. Once in it is a dream come true apart from becoming
a warez puppy (on the chat area and Internet FTP) you can hop on internet
and well.... if you dont know what to do go read the barney fan club
newsletter. It is also a great way to fuck with people. Order them stupid
stuff or get them a new credit card. There are programs for beginers to use
such as Menace2Aol and AoHELL which are fun to play with however if you still
cannot manage to obtain such utilitys her are some fun things to do.

Read Random Instant Messages

Send Yourself an Instant Message (Otherwise known as an IM). Upon Recieving it
click on respond and HOLD Alt and type 0128 on Your KEYPAD (this will only
work if you use the keypad). You Should see a little Square, Press <TaB> then
press Space. If it comes up with a blank line than keep tryin


Text Manipulation

Using your mouse, highlight three lines of text in the chat room. Make sure
that all three lines have been said by different people, and that you also
highlight their screen names. Then select copy from the 'EDIT' bar. Click your
mouse on the spot where you write what you want to say. Go back up to the
'EDIT' bar, and click paste.  All of the text that you have highlighted should
show up where you type in what you want to say. Find the screen name that has
2 little sqaures in front of it, and 1 behind it.  Delete everything, except
that and the colon in-between them. Once you've done that, type what you want
to say after the squares, and type the persons screen name for who you want to
say it in side the squares. Just send it, However it might take a little
practice.


Downloading and Chatting at the same time

Open your Chat room Window and goto the Room you wanna be in. Start your
download and move the download window into the bottom corner until you can
just barely see how much time is left. Press ALT-TAB (This will bring you to
the Windows Program Manager) Select File and select Exit. This will ask you
OK or CANCEL. click on OK.  (don't worry it won't exit) next it'll show your
AOL window and Say  "Sign off)  than YES, NO or EXIT.  Select NO then click on
your Chat Window and Chat Away. If it locks up at all than just do it again.

Special thanks to DysPhunXion.



                           


