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TWaT Newsletter for 08-93.  There ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
Approved for General Distribution.  No part of this newsletter may be
reproduced by any lame pirate magazines for any reason unless you send over
some Bud Light babes to suck our dicks.
TWaT is (C)opyright 1993 Fuck, Ltd.  All rights fucked away.
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  I'm sure everyone was awaiting our brand new TWaT newsletter! (shyeaa right)
Hmm.. Wonder who we'll kick out this month. Gotta give me a moment on this one.
First it was Denizen, damn said the D' word again! Then it was Liquid Khaos.
Hmm.. Tuff choice.. Whoever it is, i wont forget to write a huge textfile about
it as if anyone actually cared what happens.

  Denizen is an asshole.

  Liquid Khaos is a moron.

Damn it.. Said the D' word again... Gotta break that habit..

Oh well back to the story...

  Denizen and Liquid Khaos both fuck small barnyard animals..  Yea Yea.. Thats
it, thats why they were kick out.. I won't stop kicking people out till im the
only Senior member.. Oops Wasnt supposed to say that.. Got think of a reason
for kicking them out, then gotta write a text file on it. Hmm.. A how does this
sound... Denizen stole money.. Yea that should do.. Hmm.. Liquid Khaos, hmm..
what can i say he did.. A got it! He traded hardware for sites! Yea thats it!
Im brilliant arent i? See, I really not stupid, those guys were just being mean
.. Oh yea almost forgot, Mike's a dork.  Ok good, now that they're gone i can
keep all the cash for my self..

  Ok. now thats over with i gotta start parading around about how good TWaT is,
and how the cracking groups couldnt do with out us. Without us the warez would
never get to those damn PD boards that nobody heard that are willing to pay us
50 bucks just so we can upload to they're boards which nobody else calls
anyway.. Damn, I wish we were able to upload to the real boards. Too bad all
the real couriers from the cracking groups already do it.. The nerve of those
cracking groups, spreading they're own warez.. They make courier groups look
USELESS. Makes us look like a bunch of lame fucks just need another group name
to put next to our sigs! Thats not true! Im in it so i can get all my slaves
(oops i mean couriers) to upload my k00l 1 node piece of shit board. Did i
mention its the new TWaT WHQ! (Gee, what a surprise). Ok time for a cheap plug
TWaT rulez! We're the fastest! We rule the IBM scene! Who needs cracking groups
when you have TWaT! Just 50 bucks and you can be a TWaT site! And ya know what!
Sometimes we'll even send the ware to your board same day it was released! Now
if thats not service i dont know what is.

  Now its time for a site and HQ update. Hmm.. All of our PD sites are happy.
Its time to pick some big boards to leech off. Lets see, we already got Alpha
2010, and The Dark Palace. But me need more. Hmm this is another toughy. Ill
make (Elusive Dreams) eastern HQ and (Mirage) western HQ. Maybe i should ask
them first if they want to be in. Nah. Not nessacary, of course they'll want
to be in such a prestigious group as TWaT. The name says it all..  And if they
say no, then ill just blame it on Liquid Khaos. Yea, now that Denizen is out of
the picture he'll be my scapegoat. Even though i havent asked 'em yet i think
ill put Elusive in Mirage in the .NFO, itll make our group look bigger than it
really is.

  Now that boards are done with, its time for couriers. Lets see, since we dont
have enough Euro Spreaders i think ill go ahead and make some up.. Hmm..
Black Rider is one of the best spreaders, he should be in SWaT. So should
Macro Nit, and Devil. If i asked them, they probably turn me down flat. If i
put 'em in the .NFO they'll never know.. Just like Elusive and Mirage. Hope
nobody finds out these guys arent in the group.. Ahh.. What am i worried about,
ill just blame it one someone else like i always do.

 Good, Agents of Fortune finally went down. Now i have an excuse to make my
board, the ever so popular ONE NODE, LAME AS SHIT Skynet the WHQ! Everyone
will have to call my board now.

  Thats it for this monthes edition of the TWaT newsletter! Next week we will
go into further detail about how lame all the people i kicked out of the group
are. Until then see ya!


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Greets

Cracking Groups - Stop making fun of us! Really stop!
Other Courier Groups - Haha You suck, we rule!
Denizen - Your lame, Fuck you!
Liquid Khaos - You lame, Fuck you!

To all my slaves - Keep up the good work! Eventually you'll get paid! Keep
putting TWaT in all the File_id.diz's! It doesnt matter if you didnt spread it!

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                                        --CyberCrud [TWaT WoRLD LeADER]

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