 

                                  From
 
                   "The Wild Wendy Strange Sex Journal"
 
                                   In
 
                             Wendy's Hands!
 
 
 
Things were going well with you my newest warez boy, I was having fun pleasing
you and you were doing the same, until......
 
My lips were gently kissing your cock and my tongue was wandering over you.  I
moved to take more of you in my mouth and suck you harder. I'm sure you were
only following your instincts, warez boy, but it was a major mistake.
 
As the passions welted up within you and you began to moan and ask for more, I
tried very hard to please you.  My mouth is, unfortunately quite small and
cannot accommodate your entire prick.  I was going up and down on you and
sucking as best I could.  Then.....
 
Your hands moved to my head, forcing me down on your further. My immediate
reaction was not as you anticipated.  I moved forcefully against the pressure
of your hands, almost losing contact entirely.
 
I didn't want to spoil the moment for you love, only be able to continue in my
own fashion.  While using my hands to keep up the contact I lifted my mouth and
quietly asked you to move your hands to anyplace but my head.  My shoulders
would be fine, my breasts that you seem to like to touch so very much.  But
don't force me or guide me or try in any way to add to what I'm doing to you
now.
 
Knowing you were hungry for more I once again continued to cover you with my
lips, forming a tight seal and sucking again.  This seems to please you so.
And again you placed a single hand on my head and gently pressed down.  Have
you gone deaf my warez boy?  Taking my hand and moving yours I continue,
until....
 
There you go again.  No wonder page 26 of Wendy's Cucumber book says "You only
eat Cucumbers when you want to...."
 
 
     CUCUMBERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE.......
 
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     The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
 
     Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
 
     A cucumber won't tell you size don't count.
 
     Cucumbers don't get TOO excited.
 
     A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety.
 
     Cucumbers are easy to pick up.
 
     You can fondle cucumbers in a supermarket... and you know how
     firm it is before you take it home.
 
     Cucumbers can get away any weekend.
 
     With a cucumber you can get a single room and you won't
     have to check in as 'Mrs. Cucumber'.
 
     A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
 
     You can go to the movie with a cucumber and see the movie.
 
     At a drive in you can stay in the front seat.
 
     A cucumber can always wait until you get home.
 
     A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.
 
     A cucumber won't drag you out to a John Wayne Film Festival.
 
     A cucumber won't ask: 'Am I first?'
 
     Cucumbers don't care if you're a virgin.
 
     Cucumbers are useful when idling in the #glow channel.
 
     Cucumbers won't tell other cucumbers you're a virgin.
 
     Cucumbers won't tell anyone you're not a virgin.
 
     With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
 
     Cucumbers won't write your name and number on men's room wall.
 
     Cucumbers don't have sex hang-ups.
 
     Cucumbers won't ask:
                         'Am i the best'
                         'How was it?'
                         'Did you come?'
                         'How many times?'
 
     Cucumbers aren't jealous of your gynecologist, ski instructer or
     hair dresser.
 
     Cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your
     next one.
 
     A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other
     cucumbers in the refrigerator.
 
     A cucumber won't mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mother
     comes over.
 
     No matter how old you are you can always get a fresh cucumber.
 
     Cucumbers really help when cracking a glow release.

     Cucumbers can handle rejection.
 
     A cucumber won't pout if you have a headache.
 
     A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
 
     A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
 
     A cucumber won't give it up for lent.
 
     With a cucumber, you never have to say your sorry.
 
     Cucumbers won't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest
     or drool on the pillow.
 
     A cucumber will never give you a hickey.
 
     Cucumbers can stay up ALL night and you won't have to sleep in
     the wet spot.
 
     A cucumber won't work your crossword in ink.
 
     A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat.
 
     Cucumbers help when writing stories like this one.

     Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car.
 
     A cucumber won't eat all your food or drink all your liquor.
 
     A cucumber doesn't turn your bathroom into a library.
 
     Cucumbers won't go through your medicine chest.
 
     A cucumber doesn't use your toothbrush, roll-on, or hairspray.
 
     Cucumbers won't leave dirty shorts on the floor.
 
     A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet.
 
     A cucumber doesn't flush the toilet while you're in the shower.
 
     With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
 
     Cucumbers don't compare you to a centerfold.
 
     Cucumbers won't tell you they liked you better with long hair.
 
     A cucumber will never leave you for another man, another woman
     or another cucumber.
 
     You will always know where your cucumber has been.
 
     A cucumber never has to call 'the wife'.
 
     Cucumbers won't tell you a vasectomy will ruin it for them.
 
     You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle.
 
     You only eat cucumbers when YOU feel like it.
 
     You don't have to wait for halftime to talk to your cucumber.
 
     A cucumber won't leave town on New Years Eve.
 
     Cucumbers never want to take you home to mom.
 
     Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers.
 
     It's easy to drop a cucumber.
 
     A cucumber will never contest a divorce, demand a property
     settlement or seek custody of anything.
 
 
              by:  WildWendy & CuCuMBeR Survey
 
                    (c) 1999 WWN Modeling Agencies
 
                        You Can Find WildWendy On IRC EfNet
 
