##
##   Sample source for a suitable RQUOTES.PMS for use in
##   Pegasus Mail v3.0/WinPmail variable signatures.
##
##   Compile this source using ResCom.exe, by issuing the
##   command "ResCom RQUOTES.R", then copy the resulting
##   RQUOTES.RSC file into your home mailbox as RQUOTES.PMS.
##
##   So, the sequence of commands looks like this:
##
##      C:\PMAIL> rescom rquotes.r
##      C:\PMAIL> copy rquotes.rsc f:\mail\9000001\rquotes.pms
##
##   The general format of this file is a collection of text
##   resources; each text resource is a multiline group of
##   quoted strings, ending with \n wherever you want a line
##   break.
##
##   To activate your variable signature, place the characters
##   ~! in your signature file at the point where you want the
##   substitution to occur.
##

headers off       #  Ignore this command
symbols off       #  Ignore this command.

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    A penny saved is ridiculous.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    The only thing that hurts more than paying income tax\n",
   "    is not having to pay income tax.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people \n",
   "    that they are right, whether they are or not.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Erotic (adj): using a feather as a sex aid.\n",
   "    Kinky (adj):  using the whole duck.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Dictatorship (n): a form of government under which everything \n",
   "    which is not prohibited is compulsory.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Concerto (n): a fight between a piano and a pianist.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Communist (n): one who has given up all hope\n",
   "    of becoming a Capitalist.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Cleavage (n): something you can approve of and\n",
   "    look down on at the same time.   -- W. Garnett.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Book (n): a utensil used to pass time while waiting\n",
   "    for the TV repairman.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Bagpipes (n): an octopus wearing a kilt.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks\n",
   "    better on a girl.              -- Bruce Raeburn.\n"
   };

text x
   {
   "Thought for the day:\n",
   "    Advertising (n): the science of arresting the human\n",
   "    intelligence for long enough to get money from it.\n",
   "           -- Stephen Leacock.\n"
   };


