 / CHRIS
 "SO, UH. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME A RIDE LITTLE BUDDY? I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH.",
 "I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY PROFESSIONAL OF YOU. I'D BETTER NOT BE LATE OR THEY'LL SUE ME!",
 "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. GET ME THERE QUICKLY AND THERE MIGHT BE A FIN IN IT FOR YOU.",
 "CAN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND? SHH. LISTEN... THAT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR TIP SLIPPING AWAY.",
 "OKAY SO I GUESS THAT IT THEN. THERE'S THE DOOR I GUESS I'D BETTER BE GOING THEN.",
 "YOU NINCOMPOOP! YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN! DON'T COME BACK NOW Y'HEAR?",
 / CHRISTINE
 "OH. WELL! LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP. HMM. I WOULD LIKE A RIDE  PLEASE.",
 "HMM. WELL! I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY NICE, DO YOU? NOT NICE AT ALL.",
 "OH. HMM. THAT'S NICE. I MUST WARN YOU THOUGH, I DON'T CARE FOR BUMPY RIDES AT ALL.",
 "I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE LORD. WILL YOU SING A HYMN WITH ME?  MISTER?.",
 "OH. HMM. WELL! YOU HAVE BROUGHT A RAINBOW ACROSS MY CLOUDY DAY. THANK YOU.",
 "I THOUGHT THAT RIDE WOULD TAKE FOREVER. I'M NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS ...AT ALL!",
 / RAY
 "SAY! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE ME CROSS TOWN.  I SURE HOPE YOU CAN DRIVE FAST.",
 "AWW, FREAKIN' HELL! MAN ALIVE THAT'S ALL I NEED. FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD! GET BENT!",
 "WHOA! YOU RULE! I'LL JUST OPEN THIS HERE DOOR THING AND WE'LL GET MOVIN'",
 "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING! YOU REALLY CHOMP!",
 "ALRIGHT, THANKS MAN I'LL UHH.. JUST ...THANKS A LOT!",
 "I'LL LEAVE YOUR TIP RIGHT HERE IN THE BACK SEAT. UNDER THE CUSHION OR SOMETHING. YUP!",
 / BRADY
 "COULD YOU JUST TAKE ME FOR A RIDE? I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT OR SOMETHING.",
 "I THINK YOU'D BETTER TAKE ME. I CAN'T REALLY DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.",
 "YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT. LETS GET GOING THOUGH AND NOT WASTE TIME CHIT CHATTING.",
 "I THINK YOU'D BETTER MOVE OVER AND LET ME DRIVE. I KNOW THE WAY. NO PROB.",
 "OK, THANK YOU.       ...            BYE.",
 "THAT'S REALLY GOING TO SCREW UP MY DAY NOW. THANKS FOR NOTHING. I HATE YOU!",
 / HOUSE
 "SAY, COULD YOU GIVE ME A LIFT, FELLER? IT'S NOT FAR AT ALL.",
 "OKAY BUB! I'M GONNA KNOCK YER BLOCK OFF AND SEND YOU INTO NEXT WEEK GANGWAY!!! GROWL!",
 "GEE! YER SWELL! I'LL NAB MY KIT AND CABOODLE AND MOSEY ON IN.",
 "HEY, I KNOW HOW IT IS, BUT, IN OAKVILLE MY CABBIE WOULD BE THERE ALREADY! CHOP CHOP!",
 "YOUR'E A GOOD EGG. RIGHT ON TIME LIKE! SO LONG FELLER, THANKS PLENTY.",
 "I'M NOT PLEASED AT IF I EVER ALL. SEE YOU AGAIN, I'LL WRESTLE YOU TO THE GROUND.",
 / GORD
 "NOW! GRRRRR! LET'S GO! GO! GO! DON'T YOU FREAKIN' LOOK AT ME!",
 "I'LL PULL YOUR PATHETIC PANCREAS FROM YOUR BELLY AND CRUSH IT WITH MY MOLARS.",
 "YEAH, WELL YOUR'E LUCKY PAL. I SAW YOU HESITATE. NEXT TIME, OFF WITH YOUR SCALP.",
 "PAL, YOU'RE WALKIN' THE FINE LINE. I'D BETTER SEE SOME CARS BLOWIN' UP OR YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.",
 "TAKE THIS LONG AGAIN AND I'LL GUT YA LIKE THE CHICKEN THAT YOU ARE. SO LONG WIMP!",
 "YOU'RE ONE BRAVE BASTARD! THE NEXT BULLET CRASHING THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD WILL BE FROM MY GUN!",
 / KEV
 "HI ARE YOU THE CAB DRIVER? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET ME WHERE I WANT TO GO? CAN WE GO NOW?",
 "GEEZ, NOW I'M TOTALLY SCREWED FOR TIME! I WAS S'POSED TO BE THERE TWO HOURS AGO.",
 "OKAY, GREAT! CAN BE GET GOING THOUGH? I'M REALLY LATE... I'M IMPORTANT Y'KNOW.",
 "ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING? I SURE HOPE SO.",
 "AWESOME TIME! THE CAB WAS CHUGGIN' THROUGH A FEW PARTS, BUT AT LEAST WE DIDN'T CRASH.",
 "YOU SUCK! I HAD TIME TO READ 3 NOVELS AND KNIT A SCARF! WHY I OUGHTTA POUND YER NOGGIN!",
 / RINA
 "I NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE FOR A REALLY IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT, HOW FAST CAN YOU GET THERE.",
 "WELL YOU CAN KISS THIS FARE GOODBYE, JERK.",
 "GREAT, IT'S SO HARD TO GET A BLOODY CAB IN THIS CITY.",
 "CAN WE GET THERE TODAY? I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AGES AGO. I HATE BEING LATE.",
 "THANKS PAL, I'LL ASK FOR YOU NEXT TIME ROUND. HAVE A DOUGHNUT!",
 "WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR LICENSE FROM??? A CRACKER JACK BOX? NEXT TIME I'LL WALK!",
 / BICK
 "YEAH, CAN I GET IN? I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY TO STAND HERE.",
 "YA LITTLE SEED! NEXT PICKUP YOU SEE'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A CAB FULLA HOLES!",
 "ALRIGHT, LETS ROLL. DUDE I'M SO GODDAMN LATE IT'S NOT FREAKIN' FUNNY.",
 "I SWEAR I'LL KILL YA MAN. I'LL REALLY KILL YA. HURRY UP!",
 "AW RIGHT DUDE. LATER.",
 "I'LL KILL YA MAN. GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT CAB SO'S I CAN SLAUGHTER YA!!!.",
 / ROB
 "COULD YOU PLEASE TAKE ME FOR A RIDE? I'M A GROUCHY PERSON AND I DON'T LIKE TO WAIT.",
 "LISTEN, YOU JERK! I DON'T NEED YOU! I DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY CAB EITHER! GOT IT?",
 "OKAY, LET'S MOTOR. BY THE WAY, I FEEL A LITTLE WOOZY, SO TAKE IT EASY.",
 "LOOK, I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DEDUCE YOU DRIVING STRATEGY, BUT IT SEEMS A LITTLE SHAKY.",
 "THANK YA FOR THE RIDE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME THEN.",
 "LOOK, JERK! YOU MADE ME LATE AND YOU ALSO MADE ME VERY, VERY ANGRY! DROP DEAD!",
 / DAN
 "HELLO THERE. I'D LIKE YOU TO TAKE ME FOR A NICE CAB RIDE OR SOMETHING?",
 "SOMETIMES I DON'T THINK YOU CONSIDER MY FEELINGS. HOWDJA LIKE ME TO DO THE SAME THING TO YOU?",
 "I'LL JUST HOP INSIDE, JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. TEE HEE!",
 "YEAH, I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? HMM? TIME TO HURRY THE HELL UP!",
 "THANKS PAL. I WARMED UP THE SEAT FOR THE NEXT GUY THAT COMES ALONG. BYE BYE.",
 "ARRRR! GRRRR! GROWL! I'M LATE AND YER DEAD! I'LL POP YOU IN THE BELLY, BIG TIME!",
 / JORGE
 "HEY MISTER. CAN YOU POSSIBLY TAKE ME? I'VE GOT TO GET TO WORK. I'M LONELY TOO.",
 "LOOK MISTER. I'M A SMART GUY AND I'VE GOT CONNECTIONS. YOU'LL BE VERY VERY SORRY.",
 "HEH HEH HEYYYY! THAT'S GREAT! YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE EJECTION SEATS DO YOU?",
 "LISTEN, YOUR'E A SMART GUY, BUT I'M A GENIUS. YOU SEEM LOST. LET ME STEER MISTER!",
 "BEEEOOTIFUL JOB! YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING. RIGHT ON TIME, MISTER. SUPERDUPER!",
 "BEEEOOTIFUL JOB! YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING. RIGHT ON TIME, MISTER. SUPERDUPER!",
 / GENERICA
 "EXSQUEEZE ME SIR, CAN I RIDE YOUR CAB? LIKE, RIGHT NOW? I'M SLEEPY",
 "HEY BUSTER, DON'T MAKE ME COME THROUGH THAT MONITOR AND WRING YOUR PENCIL NECK!",
 "SUPER! LET'S RIDE. I HOPE YOU CAN BLOW UP SOME CARS WHILE YOUR AT IT. I LOVE FIRE!",
 "BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE GUY, BUT SHOULDN'T I BE AT MY STOP NOW? IT SURE IS TAKING A WHILE.",
 "WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE!. I FEEL REFRESHED. NOT BAD,BUT THERE WAS. NOT QUITE ENOUGH CARNAGE.",
 "THAT WAS THE WORST RIDE I HAD SINCE THE LAST TIME I RODE WITH YOU. I'M SEEKING REVENGE!",
 / GEILGUD
 "I BEG YOUR PARDON SIR, COULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO DELIVER ME IN YOUR TAXI CAB?",
 "I DON'T KNOW WHY I EVEN BOTHER TAKING THESE GOD FORSAKEN TAXI CABS. GOOD DAY!",
 "MARVELOUS. DO TRY TO AVOID ANY TYPE OF GUNPLAY, AS MY NERVES AREN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE.",
 "I DON'T WANT TO APPEAR RUDE, BUT HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS SEEMINGLY ENDLESS RIDE GOING TO TAKE?",
 "YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF SIR, AND FOR THAT I SINCERELY THANK YOU. BRAVO!",
 "YOU MY DEAR FRIEND ARE NOT ENTIRELY UNLIKE THE KEESTER OF A HORSE! I'M LATE ONCE AGAIN!",
 / NUTBAR
 "I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO COME AND GET ME. HEE HEE HEE HEE. HELLO?",
 "YOU LOOK LIKE MY FATHER. I KILLED MY FATHER. THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!",
 "DID I MENTION I NEED A RIDE? I GUESS I DID THEN. I'M VERY VERY LONELY. LET'S BE FRIENDS.",
 "I'VE GOT A PET STRAPPED TO MY TROUSERS. HEE HEE HEE. WHERE ARE WE? I'M FRIGHTENED...",
 "HELLO? WHERE AM I? IS THIS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE? I'M SCARED AND LOST. HERE'S SOME MONEY.",
 "I'M LATE. HEE HEE. I DON'T LIKE TO BE LATE. DO YOU HAVE ANY SISTERS? IS WE THERE YET?",
 / DRUNK
 "HIC. CAYOO TAKE ME... UHH. .SOMEWHERES. HIC. I NEED TO GET HOME I GUESS,  PLEASHE.",
 "I'LL PUNCH YER LIGHTS OUT MR. CABBIE GUY. HIC. I'M NOT DRUNK. HIC. AAAAH GO TA HELL! HIC.",
 "OKAY OKAY. I CAN GET HIC. INTO THIS THING I'M NOT DRUNK. OH JEESH MY NEW PANTSH! SHOILED!",
 "MARY QUEEN OF SCOTCH! WHERE THE HIC. ARE WE..JEESH! EGH! I'M GUNNA FROW UP! OPEN UP THE WINDOW!",
 "ALRIGHT, WHATCH GOIN ON. I AIN'T DRUNK. HIC. WHERE AM I? HOME? I'M GONNA BE SICK ON THE FLOOR!",
 "I'LL CRACK YOUR SHKULL WIDE OPEN. HIC. OH GORSH! HIC. I'M GONNA PUKE RIGHT INTO YOUR CAB.",
 / HIPPY
 "WHOA! HEY MAN, SO LIKE COULD YOU TAKE ME FOR A RIDE? NOW WOULD BE GOOD.",
 "I DON'T NEED YOU UPTIGHT CABBIES MAN! I'M GETTING A CAB SOON AND I'LL PUT YOU OUTTA BUSINESS MAN!",
 "GROOVY MAN, LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT AND LAY TRACKS YOUR'E DOING ME A FAVOUR. FREAK RIGHT OUT MAN!",
 "I'M FEELING SOME NEGATIVE KARMIC ENERGY FROM YOU YOU SHOULD TRY MEDITATION. OHMMMMMMMMMMM...",
 "MAN, YOU CABBIES ARE TRULY ONE OF NATURE'S WONDERS. DID I MENTION THAT I'M REALLY REALLY BUZZED?",
 "HEY, WERE LATE, BUT THAT'S REALLY OKAY BECAUSE I'M SO HEAVILY DOSED, I JUST DON'T CARE.",
 / METALMAN
 "GET THE HELL OVER HERE CAB GUY! I NEED TO GET OVER TO THE UHH... THE UHH... LETS ROCK!",
 "IF YOUR'E NOT A METAL HEAD YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD! I'M GONNA BANG YER HEAD. BUDDEEEEE!",
 "AWRIGHT LET'S ROLL! I'M HERE FOR THE SHOW TOO, SO I BETTER SEE SUM BLOOD, LIKE OLD OZZY CONCERTS!",
 "HURRY UP MAN OR PUT ON SOME TUNES. SOME SABBATH OR PURPLE OR SUMTHIN'... GOT ANY BEER?",
 "THAT WAS BORING AS HELL, BUT AT LEAST IT WAS FAST I GUESS. LATER DUDE. LONG LIVE THE METAL FAITH.",
 "I'M LATE YOU FREAKIN' NERD. MAYBE I SHOULD MUSTER UP ALL OF MY HEAVY METAL STRENGTH AND WHACK YA!",
 / ANGRYMAN
 "AHRR! HURRY UP YOU SCHMUCK! I REALLY NEED TO GET HOME YESTERDAY. OKAY? HELLO, ARE YOU IN THERE?",
 "YOU ARE DOG MEAT. NO, I MEAN LITERALLY. I'M GONNA STRIP YER LOUSY BONES AND FEED YA TO MY AFGHAN!",
 "YEAH, YEAH! IT'S ABOUT TIME DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET HOME?",
 "HEY WHADDYA DOIN? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NUT? I'M IN A HURRY, NUMBNUTS! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?",
 "SORRY I SOILED YER UPHOLSTERY, AT LEAST I'M HOME, SAFELY THANKS PAL. SEE YA AROUND.",
 "NOT ONLY ARE YOU SLOW, YOU ARE ALSO STUPID! I'M KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I'M COMIN' AFTER YA.",
 / DUMBLADY
 "UMM. HI! HELLO! CAN YOU PICK ME UP? I NEED TO GO REAL BAD. CAN WE GO NOW?",
 "HEY, WAIT! HOW ON EARTH AM I GOING TO GET THERE? FLY? THAT STEAMS ME UP!",
 "LET'S GO! TEE HEE! UMM. WHERE WERE WE GOING. OH YEAH, I REMEMBER NOW! GIGGLE GIGGLE!",
 "UMM. HEY! YOO HOO! HEY! MISTER CAB DRIVING GUY, WHY AREN'T WE THERE YET? UMM. I'M GETTING BORED.",
 "YAY! WER'E HERE! I MEAN I'M THERE. I MEAN I'M SO HAPPY NOW. HAVE A NICE DAY!",
 "WER'E LATE AND NOW I'M SO VERY SAD. SNIFF.I'M GOING TO BUY A GUN AND EXTERMINATE YOU BUT GOOD!",
/ FUNKYMAN
"HEY MISTER CAB DRIVER WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO TAKE ME SOMEWHERE ACROSS TOWN?",
"HEY PAL? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?  ALL I WANT IS A RIDE. WHY YOU DISSIN' ME?  THAT'S SO UNCOOL MAN!",
"NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. AIN'T NOBODY BRAVE ENOUGH TO WALK THESE STREETS WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS ARMOR",
"HEY! MY FRIEND? IS THERE SOME KIND OF TROUBLE UP THERE? DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY IT IS WHERE WE'RE GOIN'?",
"HEY MY MAN!  THAT RIDE WAS AS SMOOTH AS CREAMERY BUTTER.  I THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL.",
"HEY MAN THESE STREETS ARE ROUGH, I CAN DIG THAT. BUT YOU MADE ME LATE AND THAT I CANNOT DIG. YOU DIG?",
/HONKYLADY
"HI  SWEETIE, CAN DRIVE ME HOME? SOME GUYS CAN'T TOUGH IT ON THESE ROADS, BUT YOU LOOK PRETTY WELL EQUIPPED",
"I'M MORE OF A WOMAN THAN YOU CAN HANDLE AND MORE OF A MAN THAN YOU'LL EVER BE. OR WAS IT VICE VERSA?",
"HEY SUGAR. I'LL JUST JUMP RIGHT IN AND WE CAN START ROLLING.  JUST DON'T PICK UP ANY OF THOSE SICKIES.",
"ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FROM AROUND THESE PARTS? YOU'RE WEAVIN' ALL OVER LIKE A SEWING MACHINE.",
"THANKS HONEYPIE.  NEXT TIME YOUR AROUND THESE PARTS I'LL CALL YOU PERSONALLY. WE'LL TALK TURKEY.",
"HONEY, YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I DON'T JUST KICK YOUR LILY WHITE BUTT ALL OVER THIS HELL HOLE OF A CITY.",
/HONKYDUDE
"HOWDY PARTNER!  HOW'S ABOUT I JEST MOSEY ON IN THERE AND YOU CAN TAKE ME ON A LITTLE HORSEY RIDE?",
"AW SHUCKS BUD.  YOUR'E ABOUT AS MEAN AS A HOG TIED BROTHER IN-LAW WITH HIS NOSE IN A BARBED WIRE FENCE.",
"YEEHAW! CHEW ON A PIG! I'LL BE DAG NABBED! I'LL BE A CONSARN SHEEP IN A HEN HOUSE. RIDE'M COWBOY! YIP YIP!",
"FROM THE WAY THAT YOU'RE DRIVIN', I'D PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU MUST BE  A STRANGER IN THESE PARTS.",
"COME A TI YI YIPPEE YIPPEE YI YIPPEE YO! I JEST CAN'T WAIT TO TELL GRANDMA ABOUT THESE ASTOUNDIN' ADVENTURES.",
"TARNATION!  I'M LATE! YOU NO-GOOD, GOLD-DARNED VARMINT! I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE PIG THAT YOU ARE!",
/BORINGGUY
"HELLO. I'M IN NEED OF SOME TRANSPORTATION.  I'M WILLING TO TIP YOU HEAVILY FOR MY SAFE TRANSPORT.",
"I'M NOT THE KIND OF PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN GETTING ANGRY.  YOU SIR, SHOULD CONSIDER YOURSELF FORTUNATE.",
"THANK YOU SIR.  PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KILL, MAIM OR EJECT ME. I HAVE A LAWYER.",
"SIR, I KNOW THIS ROUTE WELL.  I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO TAKE THE LONG WAY AROUND.",
"YOUR EXPERTISE AND DELICATE DRIVING ABILITY HAS PROVEN YOU TO BE A FINE CAB DRIVER. THANK YOU.",
"I HAVE ARRIVED SAFELY, BUT I HAVE ALSO ARRIVED LATE.  VERY LATE.  TOO LATE FOR MY LIKING.",
/JEAN LUC PUKARD
"HI THERE CAN YOU TAKE ME FOR A RIDE?",
"YOU JERK!  WHY DID YOU STOP FOR ME?  THAT'S A ROTTEN THING TO DO.  I HOPE YOU GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!",
"OKAY, LET'S GET GOING.  NOT TOO FAST THOUGH.  I FEEL QUEASY IN THE STOMACH. I MAY VOMIT.",
"OH GAWD. I'M GOING TO THROW UP.  PUKE IS GONNA COAT THE INTERIOR OF THIS CAB IF YOU DON'T HURRY!",
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ULP... URK... I GONNA BARF! BLAHURGLEHARRRRRRGGGHHH! BYE BYE!",
"YOU JERK I'M LATE!  HERE'S YOUR TIP! ULP... URKLE... SOME FRESH BARF! BLAHURGLEHARRRRRRGGGHH! BYE!",
/WAVERLY
"HEY! I'VE BEEN WAVING MY ARM AROUND LIKE THIS FOR HOURS. LET'S GET GOING. PRONTO!",
"WAIT A MINUTE. DID I JUST WAVE MY ARM LIKE A MONKEY FOR ALL THAT TIME SO YOU WOULD REFUSE TO PICK ME UP?",
"WHEW!  CAN I SIT UP IN THE FRONT? NO? OKAY, I'LL JUST STAY BACK HERE.  YOU GOT ANY CHIPS OR ANYTHING?",
"I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. CAN WE STOP AT THE... UH... NEVER MIND, KEEP DRIVIN'.",
"THANKS CAB GUY.  I'LL BE SEEING YOU.  THAT WAS MIGHTY GOOD DRIVING. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.",
"JEEZ, WAS IT JUST ME OR DID THAT RIDE TAKE A HELL OF A LONG TIME.  NO TIP FOR YOU!",
/NERD
"HI THERE.  CAN WE...  I MEAN CAN I COME FOR A RIDE WITH YOU?  I NEED TO FIND MY MOMMY.",
"HEY. JUST BECAUSE YOU DRIVE A HEAVILY ARMED VEHICLE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN PUSH ME AROUND!",
"VROOM VROOM!  UP UP AND AWAY.  I WISH I COULD DRIVE.  I LIKE HOVERCARS.  ARE WE THERE YET?",
"ARE WE THERE YET? HUH? ARE WE?  ARE WE THERE? ARE WE THERE? NOW ARE WE THERE? HUH? ARE WE? HUH?",
"WE'RE THERE. I MEAN WE'RE HERE! I'M SO VERY HAPPY NOW. I CAN RESUME THE SEARCH FOR MY MOMMY.",
"THAT WAS A SLOW TRIP.  I FELT AS IF I WERE PERCHED UPON A TORTOISE.  YOUR TIP IS UNDER THE MAT. BYE.",
/QUICKIE
"HEY CABBIE, CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?I'M NOT REALLY GOING THAT FAR.",
"ALRIGHT BUD, JUST DON'T MOW ME DOWN. OKAY?",
"LET'S GO. IF YOU CAN KILL ANYONE ALONG THE WAY THAT'D BE REALLY NIFTY. I'M A LITTLE WIERD.",
"I WAS ORIGINALLY A MAN. THEN I BECAME A WOMAN. THEN I THOUGHT I'D TRY TO.. HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?",
"THANKS CAB DRIVER.  YOU REALLY SHOULD FIX THAT UPHOLSTERY. IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. SO LONG!",
"I'M LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT. I'M NOT ANGRY, JUST TRY TO DRIVE A LITTLE FASTER NEXT TIME",
/ANDY
"HI CAB GUY.  DO YOU THINK I COULD GET INSIDE? WE CAN EXCHANGE KNOWLEDGE AND MONEY.",
"YOU JERK!!!",
"OKAY, LET'S GO. DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME PICTURES OF MY FRIENDS? DO YOU HAVE ANY DONUTS?",
"UMM. WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT THE MAP SO MUCH?   I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL CAB DRIVER.",
"OKAY. THIS SEEMS TO BE THE PLACE WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF THE CAB.  BYE BYE FRIEND!",
"I'M LATE AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT TICKED OFF. NO QUICKEE NO TIPPEE.",
/EDDIE
"I WAS STANDING HERE AND I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A BETTER IDEA TO TAKE A CAB INSTEAD OF WALKING.",
"YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG SILLY MONKEY. I SHOULD WHACK THE BACK OF YOUR SEAT WITH A NINE IRON!",
"OKAY MAN, LET'S MOTOR. BY THE WAY, DO YOU FIND ME PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE? JUST WONDERING.",
"DUDE! STOP CHEATING! HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY KEEPS PEEKING AT THE MAP! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!",
"OKAY DUDE. I'LL SEE YOU SOMETIME. BYE.",
"THAT WAS SLOWER THAN RIDING UPON THE BACK OF A BIG FUZZY BROWN APE. OOK OOK OOK!",
/DOC
"HELLO. I'M A DOCTOR AND I NEED TO TREAT A PATIENT. CAN YOU GET ME THERE ON TIME? A LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!",
"HAVE YOU NO HUMAN DECENCY? HAVE YOU NO MORAL FIBRE? MY GOD! SOMEONE'S GOLDFISH IS DYING FOR GOD'S SAKE!",
"GOOD. I'LL JUST SIT MYSELF DOWN ON THIS DISEASE ENCRUSTED UPHOLSTERY AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.",
"HOW MANY TIMES DOU YOU INTEND TO EXAMINE THE ROAD MAP?  A SEASONED CABBIE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T NEED A MAP.",
"WELL DONE, SIR.  YOU MAY HAVE SAVED MY PATIENT'S LIFE. WELL DONE INDEED",
"YOU'D BETTER HOPE THE PATIENT LIVES OR I'LL BREAK MEDICAL PRACTICE AND CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON!",
/GROUCH
"HEY, YOU SLIMY JERK! HEY, I'M TALKIN TO YOU, MAC! LEMME IN THAT JUNK HEAP OR I'LL POKE YOUR EYES OUT!",
"NEXT TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER WE'LL BE STARING EYE TO EYE AT EACH OTHER IN HELL!!!",
"I'LL JUST PARK MY SWEET BUTT DOWN ON THIS CRUMMY SEAT. DON'T TRY ANYTHING CUTE! I'VE GOT A GUN!",
"I'VE GOT A BOMB. STOP DAWDLING AND HURRY THE HELL UP!",
"THAT WAS PRETTY FAST MAC, BUT YOUR STILL A SLIMY JERK! SO LONG CHUMP!",
"NOW YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE A JERK!  I'M LATE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW! GRRRRRRR!",
/WEEWEE
"I REALLY HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.  CAN YOU HELP ME? NNNGH! NNNGH! NNNGH! I CAN'T HOLD IT!",
"OH JEEZ! I JUST WENT ALL OVER THE SIDE OF YOUR CAB! I'M SO SORRY SIR.  I HOPE THAT DOESN'T CORRODE.",
"OH OH OH OH! THANKS MISTER CABBY.  NO BUMPS THOUGH! WE DON'T WANT ANY ACCIDENTS!",
"UUNGH! UUNGH! HURRY! HURRY HURRY HURRY! I HAVE TO WHIZ!  OH! OH! OH! I CAN'T HOLD IT NO MORE!",
"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! OH, MISTER... I UM...  ... AAAAAAHHHH...",
"OOH! TOO LATE I MOISTENED YOUR BEAUTIFUL SEATS. SO SORRY. BYE.",
/SCHMOOZ
"HI, YOU LOOK FABULOUS. THIS CAB IS BEAUTIFUL. CAN YOU TAKE ME FOR A SHORT RIDE?",
"WELL, I'M SORRY IF THE FARE SEEMS A LITTLE TOUGH. MAYBE NEXT TIME EH?",
"MARVELOUS! I'LL GET MY THINGS AND YOU CAN DO THAT CAB DRIVING THING.",
"DID I MENTION THAT YOU LOOK GREAT.  NO, YOU REALLY DO. DO YOU HAVE A NEWSPAPER?",
"FRIEND, THAT WAS AMONGST THE MOST RAPID TAXI CAB RIDES I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE TO EXPERIENCE.",
"I'M LATE, I'M SAVING MONEY, AND I'M HAPPY! TAKE CARE.",
/PERVERT
"I LIKE YOU. YOU LOOK KIND OF PRETTY.  CAN WE GO OFF ON A LITTLE RIDE TOGEHTER? I'LL BEHAVE.",
"THAT'S TOO BAD YOU YOU. WE COULD HAVE BEEN GREAT TOGETHER. OH WELL.",
"HANDSOME, YOU JUST MADE THE BEST FRIEND YOU'LL EVER HAVE.",
"HONEY, I'M GETTING LONELY BACK HERE.  I NEED SOMEONE TO CURL UP WITH AND KEEP WARM.",
"THANKS SWEETIE, LETS RIDE AGAIN SOMETIME.",
"I'M LATE AND I THINK YOU OWE ME A LITTLE SOMETHING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.",
/MILES
"I'M AN IMPORTANT BUSINESSMAN AND I'M NEEDED BADLY. CAN YOU OFFER ME A RIDE, SIR?",
"OOP. NEVER MIND, THERE GOES MY BEEPER ANYWAY.",
"LET'S GO.",
"I KNOW THIS CITY PRETTY WELL.  ARE YOU SURE WE'LL BE THERE ON TIME.",
"VERY PROFESSIONAL. A JOB WELL DONE. HERE'S MY CARD. WE'LL DO LUNCH.",
"I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU. YOU'RE CRAP!",
/JOESHMO
"EXCUSE ME. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOU APPEAR TO BE A TAXI DRIVER. AM I CORRECT?",
"PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS AND FORGET WE EVER MADE CONTACT.",
"THAT WILL DO NICELY. LET'S BE OFF.",
"IS THAT A MAP THAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT?  I KNOW THIS TOWN WELL.  PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SOME ASSISTANCE?",
"I WAS NEVER WORRIED, I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD GET ME HERE ON TIME. HAVE A GOOD DAY.",
"YOU ARE A SLACKER. WHAT YOU NEED IS A KICK IN THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS.",
/SODA
"I'VE GOT A CASE OF FRESHLY SHAKEN CANS OF CARBONATED SODA ON ME.  I'D LIKE TO RIDE WITH YOU.",
"I JUST POURED A SOFT DRINK  ON THE ROOF OF YOUR CAB.  HA HA HA!",
"LET'S GO, BUT I MUST WARN YOU, I'LL PROBABLY SPRAY THE INTERIOR OF YOUR CAB WITH SODA POP!",
"I JUST SPILLED A  SODA ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HURRY UP OR I'LL OPEN ANOTHER CAN.",
"THANKS. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GOT ME HERE ON TIME, I ONLY SPRAYED 5 CANS OF SODA INSIDE THE CAB.",
"YOUR LATE.  YOU LOSE THOUGH. I JUST SPRAYED 6 CANS OF SODA INSIDE YOUR CAB. HA HA HA!",
/BUBBY
"I SAW THE CAB AND, I THOUGHT, WHAT THE HEY!  WHY NOT? SO WHADDYA SAY?",
"YOU KNOB!  IT'S NOT REALLY THAT FAR.   AWW CRIPES! NOW I GOTTA WALK!",
"OKEE DOKEE, LETS' GO.",
"I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE SNOOZE BACK HERE. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ      ZZZZZZZZZZZ",
"THANKS FOR THE RIDE. HAVE A GOOD ONE.",
"YEAH, SEE YA.",
/TNT
"I'M A CRAZED LUNATIC WITH A PENCHANT FOR DYNAMITE. CAN YOU OFFER ME A LIFT?",
"HAVE A NICE DAY. I REALLY LIKE YOU NOW. I REALLY DO.",
"OKAY, BUT I'LL PROBABLY BLOW UP YOUR CAB ANYWAY. SUIT YOURSELF.",
"DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT I HAVE SOME DYNAMITE BACK HERE? SILLY ME.",
"THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME  HERE ON TIME, FOR THAT I WILL SPARE YOU YOUR LIFE.",
"I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE DYNAMITE.  I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY. BYE BYE!",
/WHINER
"AWW, PLEEEEEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?  PRETTY PLEASE?  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEASE?",
"OH DARN!  I'LL JUST HAVE TO HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE.",
"OH GOODY GOODY GOODY. I'M SO HAPPY! WHEEEEE! I'M YOUR FRIEND FOR LIFE NOW.",
"HEE HEE. CAN I DRIVE? C'MON PRETTY PLEASE? PLEASE LET ME DRIVE.  I WON'T CRASH. PLEEEEASE?",
"THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DOLL.",
"BOO HOO HOO, NO MONEY FOR YOU!",
/SLACKER
"I LIKE A CAB RIDE OR SOMETHING I GUESS.",
"THAT SUCKS! MAN. THAT REALLY SUCKS",
"MAYBE WE SHOULD GO NOW OR SOMETHIN'",
"I BROUGHT A BIG BAG OF CHIPS,  BUT I FORGOT TO BRING DIP. DO YOU HAVE ANY?",
"BYE MAN.  I GUESS I'LL WALK FROM HERE.",
"I'M LATE, BUT I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT PAYING YOU THOUGH.",
/FARTMAN
"I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE VAT OF BAKED BEANS, AND SOME UNCOOKED PORK. CAN I RIDE WITH YOU?",
"NUTS TO YOU! GET LOST!",
"THAT'S GREAT. UNGGH! AAAAAAAH... DID YOU GET A WHIFF OF SOMETHING?",
"UHGGH! URG. UHGGH! AAAAAAAAH... COULD YOU OPEN THE WINDOW?",
"WHEW!  WHAT A STENCH! DID WE PASS A DAIRY FARM ON THE WAY?",
"PERHAPS YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT AN AIR FRESHENER INVESTMENT FOR YOUR CAB IN THE NEAR FUTURE.",
/FOX
"HI THERE. CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?",
"DROP DEAD, CREEP!",
"ALRIGHT, FINALLY SOME ACTION! Y'KNOW, YOU'RE KIDA CUTE.",
"I LIKE A MAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HE'S GOING, NOT A GUY WHO CONTINUALLY PEEKS AT THE MAP.",
"THANKS FOR THE LIFT. I'LL HOPE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME.",
"HMPH!",
/PIZZA
"I'M A DETECTIVE. FOLLOW THAT CAR!",
"OKAY, SO I'M NOT A DETECTIVE.",
"I'M NOT REALLY A DETECTIVE, I WAST JUST BEING FACETIOUS.",
"HEY! YOUR NOT STILL MAD ABOUT THAT DETECTIVE THING ARE YOU?",
"THANKS MAC.  SORRY ABOUT THAT DETECTIVE THING. CHEEZ I'M SUCH A DORK SOMETIMES.",
"I WANT TO TO WAIL ON YOUR  EMPTY HEAD  WITH A LEAF RAKE!",
/SWEATY
"I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM.  CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?",
"I DON'T LOOK VERY ATHLETIC, BUT I AM.  I COULD PULL YOUR LIMBS RIGHT OFF IN 2 SECONDS.",
"I MUST WARN YOU THOUGH.  I'M SWEATING COPIOUSLY AND I MAY SOAK THE SEAT. LETS GO!",
"I'M AFRAID THE UPHOLSTERY HAS BECOME TOTALLY IMBIBED WITH MY OILY PERSPIRATION.",
"I APPRECTIATE YOUR QUICKNESS. I APOLOGIZE FOR MOISTENING THE SEAT WITH MY HOT TRANSUDATION",
"THAT WAS NOT PROMPT.  WITH PLEASURE I HAVE DAMPENED THE SEAT WITH MY BEADS OF MOISTURE",
/WORDY
"I NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE FOR A REALLY MOMENTOUS  ASSIGNMENT.",
 "WELL YOU CAN KISS MY SWEET .BUTTOCKS!",
 "COOL, IT'S SO HARD TO GET A STUPID CAB IN THIS CRUMMY TOWN.",
 "CAN WE GET THERE TODAY? OR ARE YOU SOME KIND OF LOSER OR SOMETHING?",
 "THANKS DUDE, I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ROUND. HAVE A NICE DAY!",
 "I'LL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE WHEN YOUR GONE, AND THE WAY YOU DRIVE, IT WON'T BE LONG!",
/MORT
"HELLO. I'M IN NEED OF SOME  CONVEYANCE.",
"I'M GONNA TAKE A KNIFE AND THREATEN YOU WITH IT! I MEAN IT!",
"THANK YOU MAC.",
"MAC, I KNOW THIS ITINERARY WELL.  I ABSOLUTELY EXPECT THAT YOU ARE NOT ATTEMPTING TO DAWDLE.",
"YOUR COMPETENCY AND CHARMING DRIVING CAPABILITY HAS PROVEN YOU TO BE A FINE CAB DRIVER.",
"I'M LATE AND NOW I HAVE A GOOD REASON TO CUDGEL YOU WITH A TRUNCHEON.",
/STINKY FEET
"HI THERE. CAN I GET A RIDE MY FEET ARE KILLING ME!",
"YOU DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR CUSTOMERS, GET LOST!",
"GREAT, I'LL JUST HOP IN HERE AND MAKE MYSELF COMFORTABLE.",
"JEEZE, THIS IS GREAT! I THINK I WILL TAKE OFF MY SHOES. PHOOEY!",
"YOU ARE RIGHT ON TIME! HOLD ON A SECOND WHILE I RING OUT MY SOCKS.",
"DID MY STINKY FEET MAKE YOU DELIRIOUS? HERE, KEEP MY SOCKS FOR A TIP. WHAP!",
/BONEHEAD
"I NEED A TAXICAB RIDE#AND I NEED ONE NOW.",
"THAT BITES! MAN.#THAT REALLY BITES",
"SUPER!",
"YOU REALLY SHOULD THINK#ABOUT GETTING THIS#UPHOLSTERY CLEANED.YUCK!",
"SEE YA.#THANKS.",
"YOUR ARE A TARDY#DRIVER, BUT I STILL#LIKE YOU AS A#PERSON.",
/ POLKA
 "COULD YOU GRATIFY ME#BY TAKING ME FOR A#CAB RIDE?",
 "YOU IDIOT!#KISS MY BUTT!",
 "OKAY, LET'S RIP.",
 "HURRY UP!",
 "THANK YOU FOR THE RIDE.",
 "LOOK, CHUMP!#IF YOU EVER MAKE ME#LATE AGAIN, I'LL#POKE YOUR EYES!",
/ BLAH
 "SALUTATIONS MISTER. I'D#LIKE YOU TO TAKE ME#FOR A PLEASANT#VOYAGE.",
 "UP YOURS!",
 "LET'S BOOGIE!",
 "IT'S HOT BACK HERE.#IS IT OKAY IF I TAKE#OFF ALL OF MY#CLOTHES?",
 "THANKS PAL.#YOU'RE QUITE FAST.",
 "YOU BOOB!",
/ ZIPPY
 "UMM. DO YOU THINK YOU#COULD GIVE ME A RIDE?", 
 "I GUESS I DO SMELL#KIND OF BAD.",
 "THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.#GET ME THERE PRONTO!",
 "WHAT TO HELL ARE YOU#DOING?",
 "GOOD ONE!#THAT WAS REALLY FAST.",
 "THANKS FOR THE RIDE, BOZO!",
/ STICKY RUMP
 "MAN IS IT HOT TODAY!#CAN YOU GIVE ME A LIFT?", 
 "AW, DUDE!#I'M GONNA HAVE TO WALK#HOME IN THIS HEAT?#GIMME A BREAK!",
 "WHEW!#I WAS WORRIED FOR A SECOND#THAT YOU WEREN'T GOING#TO TAKE ME",
 "HEY, WHERE'S THE AIR#CONDITIONING? MY BUTT#IS STICKING TO THE#SEAT!",
 "THANKS! I'LL GET GOING#IF I CAN PEEL MYSELF#OFF OF THIS SEAT!#YUCK!",
 "GRR! I'M LATE!#I'M ALSO VERY#UNAPPRECIATIVE.",
/ASSASSIN  1
"1HEY BUB, I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU. WILL YOU MAKE A HIT FOR ME DOWN HERE?",
"THAT'S FINE BUT REMEMBER I NEVER FORGET A FACE!",
"OK LET'S GO.",
"YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS! ",
"GOOD SHOOTING. I'LL REMEMBER YOU.",
"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN NO CASH FOR YOU. I'M OUTTA HERE!",
/ASSASSIN  2
"1OK NOW LISTEN, I DON'T WANT ANY MOUTH FROM YOU! LETS TAKE OUT THESE GUYS NOW!",
"YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE BOY! BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK FROM NOW ON!",
"OK THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET'S MOVE IT!",
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU ARE INCOMPETANT!",
"THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, ONLY NEXT TIME MAKE HIM SUFFER A BIT MORE!",
"YOU LOST HIM! LET ME OUT OF THIS CAB NOW!",
/WIMPY ASSASSIN 3
"1WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP ME? YOUR CAB LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE OUT THIS VEHICLE.",
"AHH, THAT'S TOO BAD. WELL THANKS FOR STOPPING ANYWAYS. BYE.",
"GREAT! LET'S HIT THE ROAD THEN SHALL WE?",
"ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. OH SURE OF COURSE YOU DO, DON'T YOU?",
"WOW YOU DID IT. JEEZE, I KIND OF REGRET DOING THIS NOW. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.",
"WHERE DID HE GO? OH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING ANYWAYS BUDDY.",

