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    ANAL - The rectum adventures
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    Nope, this is not a porn game. Sorry to dissapoint you, infact
    the only anal you'll see here is that this game is analy boring.
    So why did i code it? Yes, a good question. I have no idea. It
    a clone of another game, and since i never had coded a complete
    game before i thought what the hell. 
    
    It's a dos game, but you don't need EMS or anything like that.
    You don't even need a sound card. But without a sound card it 
    will be even more analy boring. All you need is a VGA card and 
    a 386 or better. Infact this game runs at 800+ fps on my 486.
    
    It was coded using UGL ( http://dotnet.zext.net ) and qb.
    As you see, if you use UGL right you won't have any compability
    problems. You're thinking, this is a text game. What does UGL has 
    to do with it? Well the menus are in graphics mode. And the sound
    and music is all done by UGL. 
    
    Hmm, i have nothing more to say.
    If anything happens to your computer it's no my fault. mmkay?
    
    You'll need to install VDM Sound to get the sound to work in 
    Win NT/2K/XP/2k3. And once you installed it, don't forget to
    run dosdrv.exe in the dosbox before running the game, and then
    running the game in the same dosbox!
    
    When can you find VDM Sound you ask? Try google.com i answer.
    
    
    
    PS. Send me your money.
        
    Blitz (blitz_dotnet@hotmail.com)