Currently available from Colin Gagnon Software:
(See the end of this file for ordering info)

				   Cheater

Ever wish there was more to cheating than simply holding down the G-O-D keys?
Well, now there's Cheater, the ULTIMATE game cheating/hacking utility. Now in
its seventh incarnation, Cheater features a smooth, easy to use, mouse driven,
graphical interface. Cheater is more than just a list of cheat codes for
various games. Cheater features several editors and patches to edit your
saved games, change the executable files in your favor, and more. Be on the
lookout for newer versions of Cheater, as new versions are released 
periodically.

				 Schmootris

Tired of all the -tris games? Take a look at Schmootris! In Schmootris, you
must eliminate blocks by connecting the the same colors. Sound easy? Guess
again. Lots of politicians, and yes, even a couple of celebrities, are
falling, and they WILL NOT move. Talk about standing firmly on the issues.
Luckily, you have guns and Richard Nixon (for once) on your side, so maybe
you'll be able to complete your task after all...

			  Captain Spleen, Episode ][

The sequel to Captain Spleen I (the one game I never thought anyone would
register -- go figure), Captain Spleen ][ chronicles the next adventures of
interplanetary space guy, Captain Spleen and his new sidekick, Kent, through
an all new adventure-filled universe.  It won't be all fun and games, though,
because Colin Gagnon and Robert Randall, the authors of the game, have been
kidnapped by the evil political action group, M.S.D.O.S. SEE Kent die over and
over and over and over! HEAR Robert repair your ship! LAUGH at the crudely
drawn graphics! TALK to Colin Gagnon and Robert Randall!
				 
				 Horrorscopes

How will tomorrow turn out? Wouldn't you like to know. Well, that's just too
bad, because this program generates your horoscope randomly, and it's not
a pretty sight.

			     The Gagnon Utilities

Originally, we were going to call it The Norman Utilities, but then another
company came out with an inferior product with a similar name, so then we
were going to call it The Laugher Utilites, but the same thing happened. We
are proud to announce, however, that The Gagnon Utilities is available anyway.
TGU features some of the finest (non)productivity tools ever written, including
Stoopid Sound Effects, the ability to create directories that cannot be
normally entered in DOS or Windows (but yes, there is a way to enter them),
and "Good" Advice.

				    Groan

Groan is a simple dice game. It's pathetic. Try it, you'll hate it.

			   Captain Spleen, Episode I

This was our first attempt (discounting Arkenstone, a game so incredibly
stoopid that it won't be listed here. Don't ask for it) at writing an adventure
game. In Captain Spleen, you are Captain Spleen (No! Really?), interplanetary
adventurer extraordinaire! Basically, you owe a million bucks to Mr. Pointy,
the giant nose. You'd better get that money to him quickly, or he'll have you
killed... Fun for all. Well, sort of. (AND WHEN YOU ORDER NOW, You'll recieve
ABSOLUTELY FREE a copy of the Captain Spleen ][ Main Title Theme in MIDI
format! Whoopie!)

			       March Hangman

Remember when you used to spend hours playing hangman with whoever you could
get to sit down and do it with you? No? Well, me either. But here's March
Hangman, the first hangman game to use made up words. If nothing else, it's
incredibly graphic, so you should get it anyway.

				Bill Blast

In this arcade game, that bespectacled little brat neighbor of yours,
Billy G., is trying to climb into your windows. Quick! Slam them on his
fingers! Fun for all, except Billy.


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				 TO ORDER:

Single programs: $5

-OR-

All of the above: $10

Send yer money to:  Unregistered Software
		    Colin Gagnon Software
		    408 Pine St,
		    Stoughton, WI 53589

No, we don't accept credit cards, moron. We do, however, accept checks and
cash (though I don't suggest sending cash through the mail...).

And that's all she wrote.
