                           DOOM Mac Barrels v0.99b
                                     By
                                 Atul Varma
                            atulv@bronze.coil.com


        The wound from that demon scrape is killing you!! You  try
        to look around at the scenery to divert your attention for 
        a bit. All around you is barren wasteland. There is  some-
        thing that catches your attention, however. To your  right
        is an  old Macintosh Classic,  the  UAC's  general-purpose
        torture device  which also, ironically, doubles as  a poor
        excuse  for an abacus... er, computer. It was  invented in
        the late twentieth century, but the Apple corporation that
        made it apparently couldn't stand up to the competition of
        the other superpowerful PC companies, so their  technology
        never progressed. AAACH! Suddenly, an Imp comes out of the
        shadows, roaring its  Satanic battle-cry  as  it sees you.
        Thinking quickly, you let out a blast from  your  shotgun,
        but because of your terrible aim, the shell  hits  the old
        Mac. The  thing rattles, the screen cracks, and  the  damn
        thing EXPLODES, killing the Imp!! Holy shit!  Maybe  these
        things CAN be useful...!

        This is what you've all been waiting for!!!! The ULTIMATE little toy
to show to your pathetic Mac-worshipping friends!! Especially when you're
showing the PC's superiority by playing DOOM!!

        So, just type MACINST and yer on your way!!!

---TECHIE INFORMATION--------------------------------------------------------
        
        This "patch" is still in the beta test stages, I guess... I'm prob-
ably gonna make the screen a flickering desktop or some sort of GUI rather
than the flickering mainframe screen. I'm also probably going to mix-in that
faggy generic Mac Error BEEP with the regular explosion sound.

        Also, I've only tested this out on the SHAREWARE version 1.2... It
*SHOULD* work on the registered version, theoretically. Damn, I've really
gotta get myself a lousy $40 someday... Actually, maybe $80 or 90... ID
truly deserves the $$$!!!!

---LEGAL INFORMATION---------------------------------------------------------
   (just in case)

   Yup... Apple corporation is a registered trademark of Apple Computer, Co.
          (it shouldn't be, tho!!) :)
   And    Macintosh is a registered trademark of Apple Computer Co.
          (but it never should've been...) :)
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