THE TRIALS OF ODYSSEUS KENT by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw
WALKTHROUGH

Please don't use this. You'll miss some of the funny bits. Use the big pink squashy thing 
between your ears, and I don't mean your nose.



From the start: Use the shovel on the cross that looks slightly different to the others. 
Enter the church. Talk to the priest about everything. Leave. Go right then right again. 
Operate the thorn bush. Go right. Operate the tarpit. Go back to the churchyard, then go 
left. Go left again. Use the cross on the card sticking out of the corpse's mouth. Enter 
the house. When control returns to you, take the comb, then talk to Lionel about everything. 
You will now have to acquire three things - a video of the Shawshank Redemption, a facsimile 
of Rudolph Cretin's wife, and the rare Cunius Stupidnamus flower.

THE VIDEO

Go back to the town centre and enter the video shop. Talk to the clerk about everything. Show 
him the video card. Ask about the Shawshank Redemption, then look at the monitor. Note the 
name of the video. Look at the porno shelf until the name of the video comes up. Talk to the
clerk and ask for a video. Ask for the video you looked at. Open your inventory and look at 
the video box.

Go out, then go right. Enter the building. Use the key in the rightmost door. Take the video 
from on top of the TV. Go back to the Cretin household and use the video on the TV.

THE WIFE

Go to the town centre, then go right. Use the cross on the washing line. Enter the building. 
Use the thorn on the blow-up doll, then give the porno video to the pervy man. Go back outside
and take the doll. Go north. Enter the left-hand door. Use the tar on the bucket, then operate
the table full of wig cleaner bottles. Go back inside, then talk to the man about everything. 
You should now have a black wig. Go back to Kevin's apartment (where you got the video) and 
use the wig in the sink. Go back to the Cretin house, use the wig on the blow-up doll, then 
use the dress on it. Use the doll on the dying man.

THE FLOWER

This one's easy - go to the tarpit, combine the string and the comb, then use it on the 
tree root. Go back to the Cretins and give the flower to Lionel.

THE LAST BIT

Talk to the gravedigger about whatever you like and he'll go. After the cutscene you'll be 
buried alive. Operate various parts of the darkness until you find a part described as being 
soft and crumbly. Use the shovel on that.

Once you're out, operate the long grass, the football and the sheet. In your inventory, 
combine the football with the cross, then use that on the sheet, and the grass on what remains. 
Use the ... thingy on the stained glass window to make the priest come out. After the rather 
long cut-scene, look in your inventory. Use the golf club on the priest. 

That's it!