<D>UDA PRESIDENT CRIES FOUL, PROMPTS LAUGHTER<p>(NNN/Vancouver) The Intercorporate Treaty Committee meeting was disrupted this morning by angry representatives of the United Democratic Alliance. "The UDA Trade Center has been demolished by Nataka weaponry and we demand compensation!" said UDA president Bob Dunbar. "We will withdraw from trade talks unless Nataka makes restitution!" Responded Nataka negotiator Januszka Friedlander, "You guys only have six planets. What are you going to do, stop supplying us with stupidity? Ooh, I'm scared." As onlookers collapsed with laughter and Dunbar angrily left the scene, Friedlander quipped, "I just think democrats are so cute."</D>