MERSEYSIDE RAZOR SHORTAGE !

A moustachiod merseyside team just to prove that Harry Enfield's scouser sketch was spot on @
here's a team of players who wore the red shirt of Liverpool and the nasal hair of Burt Reynolds.  @
Seeing as these players performed in the most successful sides in domestic history, scientists are @
trying to prove a causal link between facial hair and championship glory.

1. Bruce Grobellaar - Eccentric Liverpool keeper of the '80's.

2. Alan Kennedy - Full back who scored '81 European Cup winner.

3. Tommy Smith - Legendary hard man of the 60's and 70's.

4. Kevin MacDonald - Forgotten midfielder from the mid '80's.

5. Mark Lawrenson - Early 80's star man.

6. Graham Souness - Liverpool skipper, manager and courtroom star.

7. Steve Heighway - Wing wonder in all conquering 70's side.

8. Terry McDermott - Surely the prototype for the Enfield sketch.

9. John Aldridge - Rush lookalike of the late 80's.

10. Ian Rush - Great goal scorer from the 80's and 90's.

11. David Johnson - Accomplished midfielder who played for both scouse teams.
