WHY IS IT THAT?

1. The collective IQ of the stewards policing at a football match is equal to the number playing on the pitch.
2. When it comes to half time tea - the food stall's motto is 'strain it, drain it, use it again!'
3. You suspect that the hot dog you buy outside the ground is a little too literal for comfort.
4. Your club goes for the World Record of how many people you can fit in a toilet at any one time every week.
5. A 15 year old schoolboy whose voice has not yet broken will always try and lead the singing at away games.
6. If you leave the 0-0 match 1 minute before the end it will always end up a 5 goal thriller.
7. The boring game you have had the misfortune of watching becomes an unrecognisable classic when shown as highlights on TV.
8. The walk home always seems 10 miles longer after your team has lost.
9. The records played by the DJ at half time have to be pre 1985.
10. Police Horses crap so much. 
