
^C{TOP TEN LIST
^Cfrom the Home Office in Shreveport, LA}

The top ten reasons you should use Windows on your home computer system:

10. You've always secretly wanted a Macintosh anyway...

9.  Bill Gates wants to buy another yacht.

8.  You've always wanted to crash more than one
    program at a time.

7.  Your old DOS programs run too quickly on your
    new system.

6.  You have an unfulfilled desire to look at cool 
    background screens.

5.  It's got the best solitaire game you've ever seen.

4.  You can successfully print something out,
    occasionally.

3.  Your super VGA monitor will get some actual use.

2.  You don't trust OS/2.

and now, the number one reason to use Windows:

{1.  You don't have any other program which uses the
    $1,000.00 of extra memory you just bought.}
