Lunatix IGM Script: `#`5on a `#M`5ind `#T`5rip...

`h`9....`b`$Going on a `^MIND TRIP`$!`h

/random:6

/1random:
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/2random:
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/3random:
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/4random:
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/5random:
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/6random:
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MINDTRIP1:
`7`h   `6`7
`6`h`7
`6`h`7               `6`7
`7`h `6`7  `0Lying there`7                 `6`7
`7`h   `6`7  `0on the floor of your`7
`7`h   `6`7  `0closet, you have found a ROPE. Quickly, you stow it away into your`7
`7`h     `6`7 `0 inventory. Now, what are you gonna do with it??`7

/GIVEITEM:17
/abort
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MINDTRIP2:
/GIVEITEM:7
/MALE
`7`h        `$`g`g`h`7
`7`h       `$`g`g`}     `$`h`7       `@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`7
`7`h      `$`g`g`} o   o `$`h`7
`7`h      `$`g`g`}         `$`h`7        `9You find a small package lying on the floor of the`7
`7`h      `$`g`g`}  `4(O)`}   `$`h`7        `9the closet. Intrigued, you pick it up and look on`7
`7`h `g`}`g   `h`7`h  `$`g`g`h`7 `g`}`g     `h`7`h `$`g`g`h`7        `9the package. In big bold letters you see the words`7
`7`h `g`}`g   `h`7`h      `g`}`g   `h`7`h            `3SUZZIE: Inflate-A-Date Deluxe.`9 You snicker to`7
`7`h `g`}`g                   `h`7`h   `9yourself and begin inflating her. You see that she`7
`7`h `g`}`g                   `h`7`h   `9is <ahem> anatomically correct. VERY correct. As`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h  `g`}`g   `h`7`h   `9if this is a very good thing, you deflate your`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h  `g`}`g   `h`7`h   `9newfound friend and put her into your inventory.`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h      `@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`7
`7`h      `g`}`g----`h`7`h   `g`}`g----`h`7`h
`7`h      `g`}`g    `h`7`h   `g`}`g    `h`7`h                You have found: `%Inflatable Doll!`7

/abort
/ENDSEX
`7`h         `6`g`g`h`7
`7`h       `6`g`g`}       `6`h`7       `@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`7
`7`h      `6`g`g`}  o   o  `6`h`7
`7`h      `g`}`g           `h`7`h        `9You find a small package lying on the floor of the`7
`7`h       `g`}`g   `4(O)`}   `h`7`h         `9the closet. Intrigued, you pick it up and look on`7
`7`h `g`}`g   `h`7`h     `g`}`g     `h`7`h           `9the package. In big bold letters you see the words`7
`7`h `g`}`g   `h`7`h      `g`}`g   `h`7`h            `3GEORGE: Inflate-A-Date Deluxe.`9 You snicker to`7
`7`h `g`}`g                   `h`7`h   `9yourself and begin inflating him. You see that he`7
`7`h `g`}`g                   `h`7`h   `9is <ahem> anatomically correct. VERY correct. As`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h  `g`}`g   `h`7`h   `9if this is a very good thing, you deflate your`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h  `g`}`g   `h`7`h   `9newfound friend and put him into your inventory.`7
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h
`7`h      `g`}`g         `h`7`h      `@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`$`@`7
`7`h      `g`}`g   `h`7`h   `g`}`g   `h`7`h
`7`h      `g`}`g----`h`7`h   `g`}`g----`h`7`h                You have found: `%Inflatable Doll!`7

/abort
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MINDTRIP3:
`9 You see mystical patterns of color and light swirl before your eyes!!!
`9 They take the shape of a golden unicorn, perched on a high cliff over-
`9 looking the shores of a rough-watered ocean. As you look up at the
`9 unicorn it looks down and notices you. Its horn glows and pulses and a
`9 beam of energy shoots down and engulfs your body. You are lifted from
`9 the ground and carried out over the ocean by the beam.

/RANDOM:2
/1RANDOM:
/MONEY:1
`9 To your delight, `3|c `9Crazy Bucks appear in front of you. You reach
`9 out and take them and your world snaps back into focus.
/abort
/2RANDOM:
/MONEY:-2
`9 With an evil laugh, the unicorn turns to black and morphs into a dragon.
`9 It blows flames in your direction, burning `3|c `9of your crazy bucks.
`9 With a tear in your eye, your reality snaps back into focus.
/abort
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MINDTRIP4:
`2 You find yourself sitting at home stuffing yourself with chips and
`2 soft drinks, watching a mindless show on television as you lounge on
`2 your couch. Suddenly the phone rings. Did you remember to have CALLER
`2 ID turned on, you wonder...

/PAUSE
/RANDOM:2
/1RANDOM
/MONEY:-3
`$ You FORGOT the caller ID so you have no choice but to answer the phone!
`6 It's "Dorky" with "Spittybank Visa!" Your bill is 6 months past due
`6 (even though every rep you talk to says something different). You have
`6 no choice but to send in your payment. You have lost `$|c `6Bucks!!
/abort
/2RANDOM
/MONEY:2
`$ You REMEMBERED the caller ID so you glance at the display. It's `^DRIP
`^ CLARK `$and `^FRED MCMAYANAISE `$with Publishers Fearing House!`6 You
`6 answer the phone and are happy to win `$|c `6Crazy Bucks!
/abort
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PITSTOP2D
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MINDTRIP5:
`2 The `0TOOFFAIRY`2 flies by to have a look in your mouth.
/RANDOM:2
/1random
/EXPER:-1
`7 Have you ever considered BRUSHING those nasty things??? You have LOST
`$ |c `7experience points for being gross.
/abort
/2random
/EXPER:1
`7 They are sparkling white and the tooffairy is moderately impressed.
`7 You have EARNED `$|c `7crazy bucks!
/abort
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PITSTOP1E:
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MINDTRIP6:
`2 You hair is on ```@F`4I`@R`4E`@!`4!`@!```7
/EXPER:-2
`2 You have LOST `$|c `2experience points!!
/abort
