Lunatix IGM Script: `#`5on a `#M`5ind `#T`5rip...

`8....`7....`%..... `!Going on a MIND TRIP!

/random:8

/1random
/label
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`7`h      `^`h``.`9`a```^`a`a```a`` `h`1`7 `^`h```7`h``    `$`7 `^`f In his hand, he holds a glowing, flashing      `7`h 
`7`h    `^`h``.`9`a```^  `8`a```^`a``  `8`a```1`h`h```^`h``.`7`h``    `$`7 `^`f blue orb. He tells you it is the `$KILLER SPHERE `7`h 
`7`h    `^`h``.`7`h`` `9`a`^`a`a```a```a```a``  `h`1`7 `^`h```7`h``   `$`7 `^`f and he gives it to you. This will improve your `7`h `8`7
`7`h     `^`h```7`h`` `9`a`^`a`a```a```h`1`^`h```7`h``     `$`7 `^`f shadow-fighting abilities for the remainder of `7`h `8`7
`7`h      `^`h``.`8`a```^    `8`a```^`a``  `8`^`h```7`h``      `$`7 `^`f the day, he tells you. You grin, excitedly!    `7`h `8`7
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`7`h                        `8`7
/giveitem:0
/abort
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/2random
/label

/male
`2 You are `0Julius Caesar, `2Emperor of Rome!
/endsex
/female
`2 You are `0Cleopatra, `2Queen of the Nile!
/endsex
/money:1
`0 You receive `%|c `0Crazy Bucks for concocting this fantasy!
/abort
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/3random
/label
/money:2

`2 You are top secret agent Spiff Muldaky. You are on a mission to rid the
`2 closets of the world of hideous, lurking shadows. To help in your mission,
`2 You have earned `0|c `2Crazy Bucks.

/abort
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/4random
/label
/money:-1

/male
`2 You are `0The Invisible Man `2now!
/endsex
/female
`2 You are `0The Invisible Woman `2now!
/endsex
`2 It sucks to be invisible.... and you have `@LOST `2some money.
`2 You lost `%|c `2Crazy Bucks!
/abort
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/5random
/label

`9 Suddenly you find yourself in a small office. A computer is sitting on
`9 a brown table. Connected to it, you see several dozen modems. A guy
`9 with long hair is sitting at the main screen, eating a bag of chips.
`9 Lots of cola cans are all around, and an overflowing ashtray sits
`9 beside him. You walk closer and see that his attention is fixed
`9 steadily on the monitor. As you get closer, you can just make out
`9 what he is reading...

/pause
`7    Suddenly you find yourself in a small office. A computer is
`7    sitting on a brown table. Connected....
/random:2
/1random:
/money:3
/goto:get_money
/2random
/giveitem:5
`3 You sneak up on Radar, and before he notices you're even there, you've
`3 nabbed his last pack of cigarettes!

`! You have received the `%CIGARETTES!
/abort

get_money:
`9 Startled, you realize that everything happening to you is being shown
`9 on his screen! He looks up at you and says `3"Hi. My name is Radar."
`9 He hands you a handful of `%|c `9Crazy Bucks.
/abort
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/6random
/label

`# You have just arrived on the planet `$Zebenox`# after a long stay in
`# cryo-sleep aboard the Starship Vacator. You venture out into the
`# M-Class atmosphere, without the need for a space suit.

`# Suddenly you are surrounded by Zebenoxians! They growl at you with
`# Razor-Sharp teeth. Gathering your wits, you....

    `5(`$1`5) `7Run away scared before they destroy you
    `5(`$2`5) `7Fight them with all you've got!

/choice:2

/1choice

`3You decide to run away scared...
/goto:zeeb1
/2choice

`3You decide to fight the vicious Zebenoxians!
/goto:zeeb2
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/7random
/label

`6Hundreds of little voices start talking to you... louder... louder...
`6until you `@just can't take it anymore!!!

/exper:-1
`5You have lost `#|c `5experience points.
/abort
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/8random
/label

`4-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
/male
`2 You are `0Honest Joe Bob `2the used car salesman! You are standing
/endsex
/female
`2 You are `0Honest Betty Joe `2the used car saleswoman! You are standing
/endsex
`2 right beside a lemon of an old station wagon. Mr. and Mrs. Larson are
`2 smiling at your awesome sales pitch, and are about ready to put their
`2 money down on this car, which probably will fall apart within 2 days.
`4-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    `5(`$1`5) Be a good citizen and warn them about this car.
    `5(`$2`5) Be a greedy citizen and sell it to them anyway.

/choice:2

/1choice

`3You decide to be a good citizen and warn them about this car...
/goto:1goodc
/2choice

`3You decide to be a bad citizen and sell it to them anyway!
/goto:1badc
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1goodc:
/random:2
/1random
`#The Larsons are outraged that you made such a sales pitch, even if you
`#did decide to tell them how bad the car was in the end! Mr. Larson beats
`#the living daylights out of you!
/removefights

`4You have ``lost ```@1 `4closet fight!
/abort

/2random
/money:1
`#The Larsons are very happy that you were honest enough to tell them the
`#truth about the station wagon. Mr. Larson decides to give you about
`%|c `#Crazy Bucks for your honesty!
/abort

1badc:
/random:2
/1random
/money:1
`#They look like a couple of schmucks, surely they'll buy the car anyway!
`#Mr. Larson pays you `%|c `#Crazy Bucks as a down payment.
`#They drive the car away, happily. You snicker.
/abort

/2random
`#The Larsons get about half a block and the wheels fall off of their new
`#station wagon! Mr. Larsons runs back to the car lot and begins beating
`#you into a pulp!
/removefights

`4You have ``lost ```@1 `4closet fight!
/abort
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zeeb1: /** run from the Zebenoxians **/
/random:2
/1random
/exper:-1
`5The Zebenoxians catch you, but instead of killing you, they merely steal
`5about `#|c `5crazy Bucks from you.
/abort

/2random
`5You successfully escape from the evil clutches of the Zebenoxians.
/abort

zeeb2: /** Fight the Zebenoxians **/
/random:2
/1random
/exper:-1
`5Valiantly, you battle against the evil, alien Zebenoxians for what seems
`5like hours. They are too much for you, and in the end you MUST run. You
`5have lost `#|c `5experience points!
/abort

/2random
`5You fight for hours and eventually prevail. Then you return to your
`5closet to make a note that Zebenox should simply be avoided.
/abort
