Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
"Nurse! I said: "Take off his SPECtacles!"
A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
SKILL: A long, long, long, long streak of blind luck.
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
Macintosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
Support Medical Examiners.  Die strangely.
Avoid messes.. Remember to cover cat before microwaving.
He who hesitates is last.
You're only young once, but immature forever.
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Death is an unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop!
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prize
Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog... Dorothy
Give me patience . RIGHT NOW.
Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand!
Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary
There are 3 kinds: those who can count, & those who can't
Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
A man without a God is like a fish without a bicycle.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Fats Domino - the round of music
And remember.  NO ANCHOVIES, PLEASE!!!
I'm leaving my body to science fiction...
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics today.
Know thyself.  If you need help, call the C.I.A.
DISASSEMBLER: An unattended five year old child.
If your ship doesn't come in, swim to it.
I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale.
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Send $9.95 for info
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Semiconductor:  A part-time orchestra leader.
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"COINCIDENCE" happens.
"I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably.
"I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath
"I'll have the dark bread," said Tom wryly.
"I'm looking for Mr. Dover, first name Ben.."
"I've lost my flower," said Tom lackadaisically.
"I've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
"If the shoe fits, buy it."  Imelda Marcos
"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
"Lets visit the tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"Look at those newborn kittens," said Tom literally.
"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"My stereo's half fixed," said Tom monotonously.
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Ships ahoy!" yelled Tom fleetingly.
"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"That makes 144," said Tom grossly.
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
"The maid has the night off," said Tom helplessly.
"This meat is hard to chew," Tom beefed jerkily.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(D)inner not ready:  (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
2B, or not 2B, or should I use a biro.
3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
