"Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage."
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.11?" - Worf
"My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey
"Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet."
"Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it
...Put knot yore trust inn spel chequers.
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Apathy error:  Don't bother striking any key.
Bo's gravy train has terminated; look out for "Project CAIN"!
But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks?
Call me Ishmael.  I won't ANSWER, but...
Charter member, QWKaholics anonymous.
Computer illiteracy?  You mean my computer's supposed to READ?
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain yourself.
Editing is a rewording activity.
Error reading FAT record.  Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Every thing in this world is an idea acted on.
File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars...
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
Friends come and go. Enemies are forever.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
Here I sit, in a tizzy - all my favorite boards are busy.
Hm..what's this red button foº½¯°·¼NO CARRIER
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskettes.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
I saw Elvis.  He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
I smell a rat.  Did you bake it or fry it?
I used to have money in the bank----now I run a BBS
I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
I'm not Canadian, although I tend to like their bacon.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am.
If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille.
If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.
If you ain't Moslem, you ain't Shiite.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it!
If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
If you stand up to be counted someone will take your seat.
Ignorance is temporary; Stupidity lasts forever!!!
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
It was the best of lines, it was the worst of lines...
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone shorts.
Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
Logical thinking provides a nice contrast to the real world.
Mac error message:  Like, dude, something's wrong.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Money is the root of all evils.  Send $20 for more information.
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
My favorite mythical creature?  The honest politician.
Never judge a book by its movie.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
Oh sure!  But what's the speed of dark?
Politics:  Poli=Many, Tics=Blood sucking parasites.
Pollytheism n.; the belief that God is a parrot.
Psst, your file is open.
RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
ROM wasn't built in a day.
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in."
Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven!
The mills of the gods grind very slow but exceedingly fine.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging together.
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
WWhhaatt  ddooeess  dduupplleexx  mmeeaann??
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals..
Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can go wornggg...
What fools these morals be?
Why did Moderator cancel that cool "TERMINATOR III" show?
Will that be cache or chkdsk?
You've got to hand it to the IRS.  If not, they'll come and take it.
