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)>                HOW                <(
)>                T O                <(
)>               SOLVE               <(
)>        SOFTPORN ADVENTURE         <(
)>        --------^---------         <(
)>                                   <(
)>     WRITTEN BY:THE ENCHANTOR      <(
)>>.................................<<(
)>                                   <(
)> HERE'S JUST THE COMMANDS, I DID   <(
)> NOT WANT TO MAKE A STORY OUT OF   <(
)> THIS..........                    <(
)>                                   <(
)> N, HAIL TAXI, DISCO, E, BUY RUB-  <(
)> BER(HIT RETURN FOR COLOR,..ECT.)  <(
)> W, HAIL TAXI, BAR, S, PUSH BUTTON <(
)> BELLY BUTTON, E, U, WEAR RUBBER,  <(
)> FUCK HOOKER, GET CANDY, DROP RUB- <(
)> BER, N, D, LOOK GARBAGE, LOOK     <(
)> CORE, GET SEEDS, W, S, W, GET     <(
)> FLOWERS, N, LOOK WASHBASIN, GET   <(
)> RING, S, E, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, <(
)> E, U, W, LOOK ASHTRAY, GET PASS-  <(
)> CARD, E, D, W, W, HAIL TAXI,      <(
)> DISCO, N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, BUY   <(
)> WINE, GIVE FLOWERS, GIVE RING,    <(
)> GIVE CANDY, DROP CANDY, E, S,     <(
)> GIVE WINE, GET KNIFE, E, DROP     <(
)> WINE, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, N,    <(
)> MARRY GIRL, S, HAIL TAXI, DISCO,  <(
)> N, SHOW PASSCARD, W, S, DIAL      <(
)> 555-0987, N, E, S, HAIL TAXI,     <(
)> CASINO, E, E, U, W, S, FUCK GIRL, <(
)> USE KNIFE, DROP PASSCARD, DROP    <(
)> KNIFE, N, E, D, LOOK PLANT, ENTER <(
)> BUSHES, GET STOOL, GET HAMMER,    <(
)> DROP SEEDS, EAT MUSHROOM,         <(
)>                                   <(
)> <!NOW YOU ARE SOMEWHERE WITHIN    <(
)>   THE BAR, IF YOU ARE NOT AROUND  <(
)>   THE BARTENDER THEN MOVE AROUND  <(
)>   UNTIL YOU GET TO HIM.!>         <(
)>                                   <(
)> BUY WHISKEY, DROP WALLET, W, GIVE <(
)> WHISKEY, GET UNIT, E, PUSH BUTTON,<(
)> BELLYBUTTON, E, TV ON, 6, DROP    <(
)> UNIT, U, N, USE ROPE, W, BREAK    <(
)> WINDOW, S, GET PILLS, N, E, DROP  <(
)> ROPE, D, W, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, <(
)> E, U, GIVE PILLS, DROP PILLS,     <(
)> DROP HAMMER, PUSH BUTTON, E, DROP <(
)> STOOL, CLIMB STOOL, LOOK CABINET, <(
)> GET PITCHER, WATER ON, FILL PITCH-<(
)> ER, W, PUSH BUTTON, D, ENTER      <(
)> BUSHES, WATER SEEDS, GET APPLE,   <(
)> EAT MUSHROOM,                     <(
)>                                   <(
)>  <! GET TO BARTENDER AS BEFORE.!> <(
)>                                   <(
)> N, HAIL TAXI, CASINO, E, E, U,    <(
)> PUSH BUTTON, U, N, D, GIVE APPLE, <(
)> SCREW GIRL(OR EVE).............   <(
)>                                   <(
)> NOW YOU'VE WON                    <(
)>            SOFTPORN               <(
)>           ADVENTURE               <(
)> LATER--                           <(
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